>Be me, 14 years old
>Decide to go to 4chan
>Constantly posting greentext stories at all the cool imageboards
>download all the CP from /b/
>monitor all the loli threads on /b/
>fap to /mlp/
> "This is pretty cool"
Police is currently knocking at my door
Should I kill myself?
Kill the cops first.
>download all the CP from /b/
>Police is currently knocking at my door
deserved t-b-h
U deserve it t.b.h (to be honost) F.A.M (family)
>download something
>they know you downloaded it
nigger you even understand how images work?
Unless you mean you followed a link, in which case lel.
>>25604918
>>download all the CP from /b/
I honestly hope you're joking and that you're not degenerate enough to fap to that shit.
>>25604918
Holy shit nigger. You really are degenerate. How old are you now?
>>25606906
the first line is he saying he's 14
>>25606939
But maybe he's grown older by now. Don't you think that's possible?
>>25607034
he's fapping to /mlp/
he's either 14 or 54
>/b/
>cp
its not 2007 anymore.
>police knock at my door one day
>apparently my story about me talking to a 10 year old girl, inviting her to my hoyse and fondling her got reported
>police turn up to my house and question me about it
>"oh yeah thats just a fiction site where people share erotica"
>police women looked pissed
>police man said "ok whatever man, we just had to check to make sure you werent up to anything"
offer them a cup of tea but they say theyre busy
its that easy unless they have a warrent, in which case you're fucked anyway
>>25607345
What. Country was this in?
