>eating any other pizza
All these fucking pizza threads while I'm trying to eat healthy
It hurts good
>>25597693
Just go get one dude. You'll feel better
>>25597645
>thinking that's real pizza
>>25597727
italian people and euros in general are so pretentious about food god damn
>>25597717
Not that guy but god damnit you are tempting me you faggot, I cannot get fat do you hear me
So whats that local chain in your area?
LaRosas' is tasty.
>>25597717
I'm getting erect just thinking about it please stop
>>25597802
You're already going to do it, so it doesn't matter
>>25597693
>>25597802
>>25597846
>getting fat from one pizza
Perfect timing, OP
I'm on my way to Little Ceasers right now, crazy bread here I come
>>25597895
>>25597717
Welp, getting dressed to go walk in the rain to the pizza place down the street, are you happy about ruining my diet ?
>>25597802
You already are judging by how much of a bitch you are, so just eat one.
>tfw I can eat 4000 calories a day and not gain fat
>>25597804
This looks plainer than tombstone.
>>25597933
Yes
I hope you enjoy family. Get some wings too
>regular round pie eating ass niggas
sicilian is the best pizza get on my level
>>25598065
Nah, the sauce is really good. Sort of sweet. And the dough is always just soft enough. Its not super exiting, but its a good, solid pizza.
>>25597804
a small chain called mezzaluna
>>25597802
>>25597846
Just give in fatties. Saved you each a slice.
>>25597933
when you die do you believe you will wish that you ate LESS pizza? hell no
only 1 out of 6 continents is blessed with good pizza, take advantage
>not getting chad tier mountain mikes
Fucking kill yourselves lel
>>25598284
>>25598185
>>25598106
>>25597948
>>25597804
>>25597645
There are much better options my friends.
>>25599177
>breakfast pizza
>>25597645
I'd rather kill myself than eat little cesars tbqhf
>>25597645
>not aking your own pizza
My pizza is better than any other I've tasted.
here's some pizza from where i live
>>25597645
Add some jalapenos and peppers. Then it's perfect.
>>25599177
That looks so fucking delicious...daaaaaamn...
R8 my pizza lads
>>25599648
jizzed on/10
>>25599365
Seriously. It's flour, water, yeast, and salt. And fifteen minutes of kneading and an hour of proofing and tomatoes that you blanch and peel and seed and stew and season and blend and peel garlic and onion... And simmer and cook it down, better add wine or the tomatoes will be two dimensional...etc.
Yes,i make my own pizza, yes it tastes like the gods, fuck if it doesn't take all day. Don't imply it's easy.
>>25599648
Why is it on the cieling
>>25599648
>Australian pizza
>>25598095
>>25598465
Well lads, here it is.
I had to get a coke too since I walked all the way.
T-thanks for being the devil on my shoulder senpai
t. My tongue
>>25600600
Nice digits. Enjoy your pizza senpai, the coke is gonna kill you though. Caffeine is satan's drug
>>25597645
Hey Little Memers. Did you give up on trying to out-meme Pizza Hut with crust, and meme /r9k/ instead?
This pretzel crust was okay. Good job on making it like a pretzel, not like those faggy "pretzel" buns some hamburger joints use.
But I think a long term business strategy for you guys is to meme that crazy bread, hard. Make the crazy bread extra crazy.
>>25600600
>Using a plate.
What is this, the Ritz Carlton?
>>25600715
I ate crazy bread and shot up my school last year desu senpai.
Laughing my ass to shitty tear every time I see fat amerifats becoming even fatting, trying to bring some joy to their miserable lives by stuffing the bodies their insestuous parents made with copious amounts of carbs.
I've had no more than 30g of carbs per day for the past 5 years.
FYI I'm:
>21
>6'0'' / 184cm
>149 lbs / 68 kg
Willpowerless fat slobs.
Steak and eggs FTW.
>>25601917
Nothing wrong with pizza in moderation. my diet consists mostly of oatmeal, beans and vegetables cause im a poorfag though
>>25600463
I meant like buying all the ingredients and cooking them. Not literally from scratch.
>eating pizza anywhere else other than new york
