>gf's son is having L O U D sex with his teen gf in the other room
>Im still a virgin
Just fuck my life up senpai
>gf's son
>Im still a virgin
Do I even need to say it?
>>25597150
i think a good opener if u were messaging the girl in puc related would be "i have traditional views on gender and sexuality" just stated matter of factly
someone please make a chad account and do this to girls to see reactions
>>25597203
pic related*
it eould be so awkward for them lol
holy shit cuck alertimplying it's real
>>25597219
>>25597150
Notice the leg behin her
She is literally sitting on Chads lap bouncing on his dick and letting out moans of pleasure as he streches her clit wide open with his succulent insemanator as she took her tinder pic
Major slut
>>25597150
>still having your purity
>a bad thing
Be proud that you have what these normie neanderthals lack. You will survive the great purge if you can keep it up.
>>25597298
shes sitting on a chair. look closely
still a slut tho
>>25597298
>stretches her clit wide open
>>25597989
Chad's dick is indeed girthy as well as long
>>25597203
Nah the best thing would be to send some flirtatious opener like "let's elope?" Or dirty joke and hope she finds you attractive enough to want to fuck you.
Then you just chat a bit and sext a little bit and arrange to go on a small date and fuck afterwards
Try to talk as little about anything about feminism as possible.
I lost one blindingly hot tinder match just because I said that I thought older brothers should look out for their younger sisters, which she said was sexist.
>>25598017
Clits don't stretch you tard.
>>25597298
>stretching a clit wide open
>a clit
Son have you ever actually watched pornography?
>>25600258
>>25600146
When children are born the vagina literally streches to the size of their head then shrinks back it doesnt just rip open and stay like that you fucking retards
I bet you think roasties are caused by big dicks too
>>25600340
We aren't talking about the vagina stretching open, we are laughing at the anon who typed:
>as he streches her clit wide open
The clitoris does not 'stretch open'. It does not even open. The vagina opens, not the clitoris. Hence why we have asked if they have ever watched pornography.
Capiche?
>>25601095
The clit is at the mouth of the vagina
Children pass thorugh it
>>25601223
I'm screen capping this.
>>25597150
>I believe virginity is a myth
Just because you gave yours away at the age of 12 doesn't mean it never existed, just that you don't remember what it's like to have it.
>>25601394
Screencap this you fucking cuck
I read the OP and thought this was terrible bait, but looking at how many serious replies it got, I clearly had too much faith in you idiots.
9/10
>>25601511
are you being serious?
>>25601699
>the clip lips
>the piss literally dribbled out their vaginas
OMG I wish I had any of those ">golden kek" images, just for the screen cap.
>>25601699
holy crap this post just screams underaged
