NOW NOW NOW GIVE ME A GIRLFRIEND NOW
>>25595831
Hey OP, I'm your girlfriend now. Where are you taking me for dinner???
Please list your qualifications, personal details, location, social contacts and specifications. We will then process your request as fast as possible.
no, i'm your girlfriend. buy me stuff
>>25595988
Qualifications, personal details
>great taste in vidya, shower and brush my teeth regularly, great at sudoku, make really good quesadillas
Location
>SE kansas
Specifications
>Be female
>Have a pulse
>>25596085
>describes his own taste as great
>>25595917
i would be more comfortable getting coffee honestly
>>25596085
>have a pulse
Y-You won't date me because I'm a vampire??? *cries*
>>25596152
You're god damn right you blood sucking harpy.
>>25596152
let's have no pulse together and shoot all living.
>>25596152
worst loli in that anime
I've never dated because I've never bothered. I know that I would fail.
You have to be muscular and outgoing for ANY girl to like you enough to fuck you or date you. If you're shy and/or average, then you usually stay celibate for life, unless you resort to prostitutes.
>>25596268
Kill yourself to be honest my man.
