>start browsing 4chan as an angsty 13yo
>got on /r9k/ as soon as it was made the first time
>grew up with 4chan as a big part of my life
>now I'm 22 and, thanks to genes, I am a Chad
>6'2 with a great jawline and fit from not being lazy
>have a loving girlfriend, great friends and a great life
>can't for the love of god leave this place
HOW DO I GET OUT. I WANT OFF THIS RIDE, BUT I CANT STOP BROWSING ALL THE BULLSHIT THATS POSTED ON THIS WEBSITE EVERY DAY.
HELP
I 'unno, maybe just close the tab and move on with your life
Fuck off to experience project
Friend. There is no end to Mr. Bones wild ride. You cannot leave
>>25590579
>I am a Chad
Then get the fuck out normal shit.
>>25590579
the easiest way i think would be to kill yourself, or do some sort of crime that would put you in jail.
Git of my burd normeii scoot
>>25590579
The ride never ends Anon, ive been here since 15, im not 20, i tried getting off but it wont let me, i suffer withdrawals, vomiting, diarrhoea, epileptic fits, murderous tendencies and an unexplainable itch on my left bollok that wont go away.
>>25590627
>35 million posts only
Nah, too small a userbase.The addicting thing about 4chan is the almost instantaneous replies.
>>25590628
The ride never ends.
>>25590661
>>25590624
You try it, then come back and tell me how easy it is to do that after spending so much time here.
>>25590680
The thought have struck me before, but I've decided on enjoying life with what I've been granted, because I might as fucking well do it.
>>25590736
>try being a NORMIE
Get the fuck out you actual cunt.
How can I be a normie if I am but born one.
Fucking get over it you actual shitface.
>inb4 b urself.
I'm in the same position as you OP.
But i would not know how to spend my time on the internet if it wasn't chatting with people from 4chan.
What do normal people even do besides facebook? browse youtube all day?
the ride never ends my friend might as well make some nice comfy thready get a cup of tea and enjoy it
>13
I've been here since I was 9, get fucked.
>>25590579
I've been here since I was 11, now I'm 18. I have to browse 4chan a few hours daily at least
>>25590579
Are you secretly miserable?
If so I think it's fine for a chad to be here. I'm by no means a chad, maybe a cyborg, but since I've started working I've made some good friends and am generally better off, but I'm still a sad sack of shit that takes refuge in browsing /r9k/ for hours upon end
>>25590579
What the fuck are you complaining about you fucking faggot, you have a great life, why would you ever want to leave this place, sure it's a shithole but it's a special shithole unlike any other
>>25590940
>>25591248
You make compelling points. I guess if I don't have a problem because of it, then it's fine to keep browsing.
>>25591084
I was, but went in to therapy. Plus, I met my girlfriend, and since then everything has gone up. It's amazing how much being loved changes you.
>>25590579
>being so "content" with your life you come to a place where people compare their shitty lifes
>not being able to just live your own life, you have to make others more misserably to enjoy yourself
You're a faggot, OP, but I'm basically the same, I just openly admit that I come here to harras people who think they have it bad.
Anyway, if you want to go away just do it and leave this place behind. If you want social interaction talk to your RL friends mate, you're socially succesfull, so what's stoping you?
