/blackbot feels/ thread
ITT: post blackbot feels
>i played childish gambino at a party
>everyone laughed me out and called me a lame
>they roast me to this day
>Go to mostly white party school
>white folks play country music while we play cards against humanity
>play drinking game to acdc thunderstruck
Asian pussy is nice
>tfw no white gf
i was hoping 2015 would bring me a white gf
not even hispanic or asian women are playing ball
>>25590279
Not sure where the Asians came from in your story but okay
>be black
>never had a gf
>parents think I'm gay
>they give me the "we'll accept you no matter what" speech every month
Even if I was gay twinks wouldn't want me, why can't parents just accept that some people aren't desirable to date
>>25590367
It's weird for black folks not to date or fuck after age 14 truly
>>25590216
damn nigga u deserve it for bumpin gambino at a party you fuckin lame bruh haaaaaaaaaaa
If you a real nigga you won't get roasted.
Last party I went to I bumped Luther Vandross and no one gave a fuck nigga.
>tfw no good men want to date an 18 yo single mom
>>25590367
Are you a virgin as well?
>>25590589
I thought it was obvious, but yeah
>last day of chem lab
>7:15 am
>just doing inventory check and cleaning
>someone suggests we play some music
>professor actually pulls up Pandora, the absolute madman
>nobody has the balls the play anything
>I go up and put on Bach
>classical music soothes my autism
>everybody in lab is much chiller
>10/10, would do again
Lost my KV on New Years niggas. Made out with 2 qts.
I'm just a V now and I'm content.
>>25590386
are you serious? tell me that shit aint true
>>25590458
Popeye that you?
Go ahead fuckin' hater, push me
I told you ain't no fucking way to shush me
Call me a faggot cause I hate a pussy
Man the fuck up, sissy
G's up all you gardeners freeze up, put your hoes down
>>25590652
I don't know about fucking but I had my first gf at 14.
It was a fucking pointless "relationship" though. Like waaay more pointless than even an average 14 year old relationship.
I mean childish gambino does suck...
>>25590932
he is talented though dude you can admit that the nigga got talent?
>>25590216
Iktf Even if people think he's bad, I like the lyrics of a lot of his songs.
>Something crazy and Asian, Virginia Tech
>>25590489
Vandross is classic though, you can't really get roasted for liking the classics. Gambino on the other hand is pretty much the most cringeworthy rapper to come out in the last decade or so.
>>25590367
My parents think I'm out being some Chad and that I just don't want a relationship. Hell, pretty much everyone I met in college was really surprised to find out I was still a virgin and thought I must have gotten laid at some point.I mean I almost have but I've dropped spaghetti every time.
>>25590489
>Last party I went to I bumped Luther Vandross and no one gave a fuck nigga.
okay kanye
>>25590489
Vandross is the best artist ever to be fair
>>25591096
>Gambino on the other hand is pretty much the most cringeworthy rapper to come out in the last decade or so.
this is the reason i like his stuff though it makes me laugh people just dont understand him
Broke up with my latina gf 2 days ago. Feels bad desu
Also, Gambino isn't bad wtf guys. What sing did you play, OP?
>>25591195
>it makes me laugh people just dont understand him
There's really not much to understand about him but please enlighten us if you think there is.
>>25591260
in 20 years people going to clock gambino for real trust me my nigga gambino is the future. breaking down the whole game.
>blacks
>robots
>>25591204
>Normie party
>Gambino
>2000 + 16
Shiggy Diggy
>>25590367
cause your parents think ur beautiful
>>25591204
i played sober that song is fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx96Twg-Aew
>>25591382
>sober
Wtf then why were you roasted? That's a great song.
>>25591415
i know i probable should have just played travis scott or somethin
i still get roasted. to this. day.
>>25591441
>>25591415
Are you seriosly saying gambino is good?
>>25591382
win them back with some young thug. If they don't fuck with that, they some diluted ass niggas
>>25591382
>>25591415
Never heard this shit before but its fucking gay 2bh
I'm not black but a shitskin addicted to white pussy.
>>25591382
why tf would you play this at a party bruh
>>25590216
not even a blackbot but i would roast you too. his rapping is "clever" but soulless. sorry anon
Such a pity, I wish he would have just stayed on Community and let Abed do butt stuff to him
shoulda played guwop tbqh familia
>>25591636
>tfw i never even watched community season 6
>be black
>spend new years eve with familia at grandma and aunts house
>at one point aunt asks if i have any "honies"
>huh
>you don't? do we need to get dressed up and fly to hit the club so we can get you one
>n-no...i don't need one they'll just take my money and i rather spend it on me
>OH WELL EXCUUUUUSE ME, I GUESS YOU NEED YOU ONE OF THOSE GIRLS THAT SPEND ALL THEIR MONEY ON YOU
>WELL THEY DON'T MAKE THOSE ANYMORE, UNLESS YOU GET YOU ONE OF THOSE FAT UGLY BITCHES
>she says this in front of everyone in the living room
>mfw the whole night they kept asking me if i wanted a drink but then saying oh hell naw he not getting one even though i'm fucking 23 now
>mfw family members still treat you like you're 14
This is exactly why I don't ever call or visit anyone in my family, especially my dad's side of the family.
>>25591684
is that a big sean trak??
>>25591892
gucci mane bruh
>be a nigger
>steal stereos
>bix nood dindu
>>25591877
I did...It was okay but the show really lost alot of spark after Donald left...Plus, Danny Pudi's character was just depressing after that. No more cute BFF hijinks, just him being a jerky sperg with no real close friend to ground him. Wright inna feels to be honest.
>childish gambino
im white and youre whiter than me senpai
>not playing gucci mane
>>25591382
sober's good but it's "chilling with yourself or a small group of friends getting high" music not party music
>>25592066
>implying i'm whiter than you
>implying there's anything wrong with childish gambino
if you don't fuck with this then you're not a real nigga tbqh (to be quotably honest) familia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyluszuKs2k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfOjvuiwpoo
>>25591382
This is some lame shit to play at a party f.am. I'd be forced to cut your ass as well.
>>25592141
Gambino is the most whiny rapper. I swear he's gotta be robot with all the bitching and moaning he does. "Wahh I'm too white for black kids and too black for the white kids" and "people use to not fuck with me but now they do because I'm famous" in almost every song
>be white
>blacks not only get their special little hug circles irl but they feel compelled to post them on majority white image boards too
>have a feeling shills are doing this to destabilize white homogeneity in all sectors
You "people" are trash.
>>25592239
We get it, Fantano. You've already said this
>>25592141
dude... that shit was fucking garbage
DERP BIRDS DERP CHIRP DERP WORK
DERP LYING ABOUT SELLING COCAINE
MUH SMART RAP
>>25592349
Damn you got me broski
I'm white and whats wrong with Childish Gambino ?
>>25591382
Good song but should have played: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27d138zhyZQ
>>25591882
>n-no...i don't need one they'll just take my money and i rather spend it on me
What a stupid fucking thing to say
>>25592921
>stupid fucking thing to say
???????
But he's absolutely correct.
What should he have said instead?
>>25590642
reeeee get the fuck off nigga
>>25590216
Yo, fuck that. Gambino is based
>tfw no black gf
fren
>go on match
>Find a pretty cute girl
>We have a lot in common and all that shit
>Scroll down and look at what she's looking for in a partner
>White / Caucasian only
>Find another chick on there which we have a lot in common
>She's a qt latina
>Scroll down
>Look for what ethnicity she likes
>Everything except Black
>>25593535
>tfw no black gf who doesn't want kids or doesn't already have one
>>25591143
>implying Luther Vandross is some random ass nigga that only Kanye knows about
I went to that party, played Never Too Much and everyone loved it. 10/10 would do it again classic tune.
>>25593455
Just wanted to share my happiness with y'all desu.
Qt brown grill and qt white grill
>>25593605
This is especially annoying when looking for escorts on backpage.
>5'4 qt with fat ass
>No blacks
T-This isn't what MLK fought for.
>half black, half white
>black people think im lame
>white people think im stupid
>nofriends throughout school
>nofriends now
>tall as fuck
>fast as fuck
i've recently been talking to a girl who actually likes me, and it's just reminding me how beta I am
I'm so anxious these days, i don't eat
>>25590652
Blacks tend to be sexualized young
>>25595147
ok Childish Gambino
>>25595424
And whites tend to be racist Chads
>b-but not all whites are Cha
Not all blacks are thugs who lose their virginity at 3 yrs old...fuck off. This is why non-whites hate whites so much. You faggots literally started segregation. It's literally a thread to keep so called "niggers" in...and yet you can't even let us have that...you just have to barge in and be the center of attention no matter what. Awful...just fucking awful.
Cracker here with questions.
Do you know your ethnic background?
Would you move back to Africa, assuming it would not be hell on earth.
Why do niggers not understand that everyone hates their """culture""" and it is doing more harm than good.
Thoughts on segregation? Was it really that awful that is made out to be and why is it that some BLM people seem to want it back in cucklege campuses?
>>25595522
Not that anon but that's why I like his music tbqh.
>half white half black
>be bullied by both sides
>cheeks made fun of instead of nose
>>25595570
Shut your mouth, boy.
>>25595577
>implying anybody on this board was alive to experience segregation
Don't kid yourself white faggot. And please don't give that "w-w-we stood on that side, and the black people s-stood on that side, i-i-it's totally segregation" bullshit. If nobody got beat or sprayed with a firehouse and had dogs sicked on them for being on the wrong side, then it wasn't REAL segregation.
Shit, why couldn't I be born white or something else.
Is every single one of you too damn stupid to use the catalogue? There's already one of these shitty threads up
>>25580031
>>25592303
The whole world is your hug circle you punk ass white boi.
You just feel like a failure because you can't figure out how to benefit from your birth right.
I guess you really are a failure.
>>25593131
Something that wouldn't offend every woman in the room.
>Nah I'm good
>No, I got it
>Ha, nah, just takin my time, don't worry about me
You don't go and basically say "women are gold digging whores" to a group of BLACK WOMEN ffs
>>25596923
Why would you perpetuate ignorance through silence?
>>25595577
>Ethnic background
If ancestors were american slaves, ethnic group is African American.
>move back to Africa
That statement is so ignorant. Would the white guy in Idaho move back to Europe?
>niggers niggers
No one likes whites, people on this board just convince themselves that whites are loved. Theres a reason you people are known as white devils, and it aint a positive one
>segregation
nah, that would keep me away from the white bitches. And you know how much we want yo white wymen. Pump n' dump, amirite?
>>25597132
>implying
why would you start a pointless fight and then lose?
>>25597162
We'll I haven't had that problem with my family yet. We talk about our hate for fat people and hate towards Europe for what it's doing to itself. Both topics I brought up though.
>>25597226
You're pretty pathetic, but thats besides the point. Neither of those topics are something your family would take personally.
>>25597651
How roood.
>Telling truth over lying or staying quiet is pathetic.
You got some weird definitions, homie.
>wasn't born white
WHY DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GORILLA FUCK NATURE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25595147
How tall familia? How fast familia?
gambino is a straight up robot
fuck em man
>Ayo, fuck this
>Are we dating? Are we fucking?
>Are we best friends? Are we something in between that?
>I wish we never fucked, and I mean that
he didnt even fuck her yet and he already wishin he never got involved
>>25590216
>not playing theweeknd at a party
just go kill yourself already.
>>25600526
>not saving the weeknd for when you bring some phat ass white girl home from da club
kys, muh nigga
fuck yall bino haters, ya'll niggas aint even #woke
>>25595570
>This is why non-whites hate whites so much
Literally every race likes whites more than blacks, kek
>>25600526
>>25600658
>tfw white and put the weeknd on to fuck my girl
>now she's telling me how much she likes the dudes new album
It's like hypnosis or something
This is going to sound really stupid, but it kind of blows my mind that I'll never truly understand what it's like to live life as a member of a different ethnicity than my own (white). Does this thought ever cross your mind, blackbots?
>>25600923
yeah, but mostly because i live in a very multicultural area (london) see people of all races regularly, when i go outside atleast. i feel like a lot of norms are completely different between races and the upbringing you have. when I talk to my white friend he talks about all these norms he grew up with which i had no idea even existed even though I grew up in the exact same city as him, simply because of his cultural background.
It's just weird I guess.
>>25597742
>feeling vunerable women
That's what makes you pathetic. So does losing the fight you started
>>25600854
>literally every race likes whites more than blacks
Women* you mean. Literally every race of WOMEN like whites more than blacks...the men despite you filthy pasty crackers.
>>25590367
>Even if I was gay twinks wouldn't want me
i-i-implying
Why are blacks so violent towards women? Why is crime so high among blacks? Why?
>tfw most of the stereotypes are true but your not a stereotype
It's so goddamn bewildering to me that black people post on /r9k/. I fucking live with my entire step side black and I cant imagine it
>>25601493
You're hurting my feelings, anon. Stop.
>>25590805
You need to come back from the army and lay off the mountain dew
>>25590932
Tru
>>25591006
Faggot
>>25591382
Gambino is freshman white girl music
Literally kill yourself
