who /Little Caesars/ here?
Going to pick up a Hot 'n Ready for just 5 dollars plus tax later.
>>25588445
Chinese food master race
Literally the worst """pizza""" there is, fuck off with your nasty cheesebread shilling you disgusting Amerifat.
>>25588470
Pizza Patron is the nastiest pizza out there.
>>25588445
Disgusting pizza gives you heartburn and indigestion. My mother makes better pizza and tendies.
> Melted plastic cheese.
My girlfriends mom loves there wings, I hate their pizza though it's gas station tier
>>25588599
Ceasars used fresh real cheese.
"We use 100% mozzarella and Muenster cheese. Our sauce is made from vine-ripened, fresh-packed California crushed tomatoes and a secret blend of spices."
http://littlecaesars.com/OurMenu/Info/Nutrition.aspx
>>25588628
Bullshit. There isnt anything natural in a little caesars
>Takin' a pep!
>>25588648
There is. The reason you find their pizza so disgusting is becasue you don't get it fresh. They make it and put it in a warmer. That's the whole hot n ready thing. I work at a pizza hut cafe, our pizza tastes awesome when it is fresh out of the oven but if it stays in our warmer longer than 20 minutes its horrible.
>>25588648
show us the facts to contradict their claim that they "use 100% mozz and muenster."
if you can't, then you are just wrong and bitter.
>>25588445
I would rather have a delicious and healthy hand made sandwich made for me by a talented sandwich artist at Subways than eat the garbage that comes from little ceasars.
>>25588666
This is true, when I first get a hot and ready I'm like
>Dang, for $5 you can't beat this
Then later when you're re-heating that leftover slice it's more like
>I am disgusted with myself. I should have just gone to Round Table.
>>25588445
Tfw op should kill himself
>>25588623
>has obviously never had hunts brothers
How could you even consider comparing gas station pizza with little caesars ? Gas station beats even domino's and pizza Hut.
>>25588445
> not Papa Murphy's
You don't know shit about pizza.
>>25588445
Papa johns>pizza hut>cicis>dominos>>>>>>>little ceasars
>>25588769
I was thinking of a pizza I had gotten at a 7/11 that I wound up giving in its near entirety to a homeless man with my girlfriend once, otherwise I've never even eaten at a gas station
>>25588445
Don't forget a cup of delicious buttery garlic sauce ;)
>>25588817
Switch cici's with dominoes and i agree
>make shitload of no knead pizza dough
>let sit 3 days so it turns sour
>divide and freeze all but 1 pizza's worth
>unglazed ceramic tile for $1 heated to 450f
>cook deliciousest pizza in the world
Smh desu wagekeks. You haven't had pizza until you've had NEETza. It's the same thing with tendies. I know you normies like trying to emulate us, but if you got them from a restaurant or freezer they are trash. Real tendies are brined, sous vide'd, fried, then tossed in a homemade buttered hot sauce. The wagekek subway memeing is the worst. Those can't even be considered sandwiches.
As a NEET I have all the time I need to correctly prepare and enjoy my meals.
For bonus fun ask a wagie about pairing drinks with meals. They're obviously no sommelier, but you'd be shocked by how stupid their suggestions are.
>pizza hmmm
>how about chardonnay, that's wine right? Do I pleasure neet? See wagies are just as good
>tendies beer you say?
>let's break out the good stuff friend, budweiser light lite lye lie liar platinum
>all the alcohol of 6% but none of the beer taste woo-hoo gonna get fucked up tonight
Why do they even bother to live when wagies don't even know how to enjoy the simplest of pleasures?
>>25588838
You should try it again someday if you ever see it. It's just barely below papa johns. I don't know how they do it. They are $10 each, but definitely worth it. If you flirt with the black granny making it she might add extra mushrooms, bacon, and cheese too. I know all extra toppings are no charge, but I still enjoy feeling like a player. It's also got that redneck chic thing going on with it. I like how they troll normies with the fish picture and Bible verses on the box. No homosexuals allowed.
>>25588897
Eh dominos is a little too greasy these days
>>25588665
Did you ever hold the sign?
>>25589268
No. I don't work there. I just find it funny that they say it every single time.
>>25589074
>integrated target practice on cheese covered grease disc
God bless the USA
Pizza hut > LC >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dominoes>>>>>>>>>>>>>papa johns>>>>>>>>>>>>papa murphys
WARNING:WATCHING THIS VIDEO WILL MAKE YOU SUPER COMFY.
http://youtu.be/iHxFEYSo7HM
Also, Marcos pizza is best pizza