Instead of practice gfs maybe we could just be each others pretend gfs. It would make us feel like we have a companion at least.
>>25586547
You mean? Practicing for girls?
No way, last time I did that I ended up in the hospital.
>>25586547
From machiavellian to pathetic, quite the accomplishment.
>>25586606
where's the machiavellian?
>>25586547
I'm fapping with my left hand, feels like someone else is doing it, is that what you had in mind?
I'd like a pretend boyfriend. Someone really sad and depressed and odd and weird would be nice.
>>25586606
Machiavelli was pathetic
>>25586651
But you're a gay man anon
Why should I?
>>25586662
no reason that I could think of, im just so lonely
>>25586620
Using people for short term personal gain
>>25586769
Insulting someone is using someone for short term personal gain.
>>25586769
I skipped over that part. When I read the prince I adhered to the more edgier proverbs like,
>if you gonna fuck someone up, fuck em up terrible so they don't get any funny ideas
I'm paraphrasing.
>>25586817
With far shorter consequences than practice gfs
>>25586818
(you)
>>25586943
Why wouId you do this, friend?
>>25586979
Another for (you)
>>25587587
Why would you do this, friend?
>>25587753
Because I love (you) so much
>>25587856
You can't handle what I consider love.
