Fembot Feels
>tfw you have so many clothes and nothing to wear
>tfw you realize you have no hobbies besides drinking with friends and shitposting on 4chan
>tfw you realize you will never be rescued by Prince Charming
>>25577383
>TFW you will never be rescued by prince charming
Then why don't you go and put yourself in a life threatening situation already?
>>25577383
Any girl hates having friends who find her unattractive?
I literally cut of all contact with my male and female friends who don't find me goodlooking. Too negative.
>tfw there is no rescue
>Implying prince charming would even look at a non virgin
>>25577452
That's because charming doesn't rescue girls from things like depression, lack of attention or being bullied. These people don't need saving, they need counselling.
>>25577383
>>tfw you realize you will never be rescued by Prince Charming
>Turns out there were plenty of prince charming's.
>They do shit for the girls they like because they like the girls, want to see them happy and want to see them smile.
>Open doors, pay for dates and get married.
>Coulda been happily ever afters.
>But prince charming got labelled a misogynist.
>everything he ever did was another excuse for a bitch to lash out.
>Reality hit fantasy, hard. The prince lost his charming and became his own damned king.
>And bitches complain about how charming is gone, and how they want him back but the king is smart because he knows they just complain again.
That's the real story. The fairy tale was believing women could ever appreciate a man.
>>25577383
>women feel the need to make their own feels thread
>just to make their existence known
>just to get attention from internet autists
kill yourselves you human disasters
>>25577521
there is no save
and even less from an affectionnal perspective
>>25577383
>tfw the last 15 lbs you gained have made all you clothe fit like shite.
new years new you ;n;
Honestly, what's an early 20's person supposed to do to get a job if they have no work experience?
I apply, but don't get called in for interviews. I don't have a lot of social skills. Although I would like to get called in for a job interview, I get mild anxiety attacks thinking about them. I'm seriously considering streaming on Twitch because I'm desperate.
>>25577797
You don't, you apply for benefits, live with your parents and accept your NEETness for the rest of your worthless life.
>>25577576
>wake up
>yawn very audibly, turn it into some kind of scream at some point
>get out of bed and almost trip over my MLP pyjama
>get clothed
>put on trenchcoat and fedora
>it can barely contain my folds
>it's 8 am, have to get to school
>the moment I arrive, I wait at the school entrance
>scanning... scanning... targeted locked, 9/10 Stacy with her friend
>stand near the door all this time, conveniently ignoring anyone who isn't this Stacy
>the time draws near
>Stacy and friends walk up to the stairs
>I get into action and, while snickering and making uncanny noise through my nose which has a faint resemblance to laughter, skip towards the door with the grace of a diabetic hippopotamus
>open the door while making eye contact with Stacy, posing with such proud that you would almost forget that you're still wearing your MLP pyjamas underneath your trenchcoat
>Stacy and friends just burst out in laughing, calling you a fucking creepy nerd and promptly turn around to find a different entrance
>despair and disappointment suddenly washes over your face, before it slowly molds into anger and rapid, tantrum anticipating breathing
>you aggressively throw the door shut, right into the face of the poor, shy 3/10 girl who just wants to get through school for the sake of education. She'd want to say something, but is too afraid you will potentially just murder her without any provocation, just because you're an unstable sack of shit
>disregarding the fact you should be studying instead, you stomp all the way home while holding back tears
>once you arrive, you don't bother to put on any clothes
>you get on your PC
>you open r9k
>you open this thread
>you post this autistic reply and expect people to ever take your bitter, autistic, manchild self serious
And that's the story about how /r9k/ manbabies are born.
>>25577892
>MLP
Go back to 2012 kid, the autistic neckbeards have moved on to Undertale and Steven universe now.
>>25577960
>he said, nerdgrinning loudly, as he glanced at his Pinkie Pie fucktoy, fully convinced that noone will ever ridicule him for his autistic interest again
>>25577797
What to do? Keep applying everywhere, online and in stores. Someone will call for an interview.
>>25578070
>Someone will call for an interview
Best lie I've heard on this board for a while
>>25577797
Literally ask every family member, friend, acquaintance, etc. If they know of a place hiring. Easiest way to get a job is to know someone.
>>25577447
do you ask them how they think you look or something? or do they just tell you that you are ugly? if you are trapping them and they are honest then that's kind of shitty on your part. but if they just shit on you for no reason i'd tell them to fuck off too.
>fem
>bot
come on now
>>25578070
They will call for people are obviously more social. They usually call in highschool students. People in their early 20's with no work experience are huge red flags.
"oh, it's just some lazy guy who can't even make eye contact that's only applying here because his mommy is forcing him to look for work or else he gets kicked out of the basement! If he hasn't gotten a job by the age of 17, he's probably not that ambitious in the first place"
>playing dodgeball
>autist with stickfigure arms is last guy on the other team
>if you catch a ball your entire team comes back in (casul rules) so autist is obligated to try and catch one
>easy lob bounces right off his hands
>autist starts crying and goes to bitch to gym teacher
>says his hand is broken
>gym teacher tells him it doesn't look that bad
>keeps bitching
>teacher lets him sit out until his mom shows up and takes him to the hospital
>autist is back in class 2 periods later, hand is totally fine
>selling weeb figures on facebook
>boy buys from me
>I think he's cutie
>leave a message in the package saying he's cute and we should talk more often
>he never responds
>>25578482
I remember you
Guess /r9k/'s advice didn't work out.
>>25578482
I'll talk to you let's be friends!!
>>25578508
I don't think the advice was bad, it's just that I'm bad.
>>25578524are you cute as well?
>>25578548
M-maybe. Where are you from?
>>25578548
Why are you pretending to be me though?
>>25578547
What do you mean bad?
>>25577383
HEY ROASTIE
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
POO!
POOOOOOOO!
>>25578579
she's a bad girl who needs punishment, obviously
Having a lot of clothing but nothing to wear is a contradiction, you retarded subhuman.
If you have nothing else to do with your worthless existence but consuming the idiotic social-juice and starting onlien conversations just for the sake of it, you are a worthless creature and should commit suicide.
Prince Charming hates you and would rape you with his sword, you rancid swine.
>share a flat with stacys
>have to nod and smile and pretend that I relate while they go on about having sex with randoms at the gym and hooking up with other girls while drunk
Save me from this hell. I don't know how much longer I can keep this up until my cover gets blown
>>25578823
why don't you just become a stacey as well?
>>25578845
why don't you just become a chad as well?
>>25578845
Why don't you just become a chad?unmute
>>25578823
You could always have sex with me to relate more :^)
>>25578868
Not him but
I would if given the chance, it's ez for wimmenSpread legs
>I have nothing nice
>spends all her money on clothes
>a week later
>I have nothing nice
I will wear clothes until they are falling apart, why are women so terrible with money?
>Ate chicken for dinner
>Fed cat
>Checking email
>Half the chicken left on plate
>Cat sneaks on bed and steals the chicken
>Put the chicken back on the plate
>Cat says fuck it and takes the whole piece of chicken, jumps onto the floor and chows down
>Cat flashes me shit-eating look the whole time
>Never got to finish my chicken
>This happens twice a week
Fucking
>>25579027
kekpost cat
>>25578823
>and hooking up with other girls while drunk
is that something that happens a lot? girls are strange.
>>25577383
All the princes saved absolutely pure princesses. The princesses could summon animals and fairies for fucks sake.
>>25579041
Look at this tiny shitlord
>>25578306
I ask and observe, the truth always comes out. kek.
People treat people they think are prettier better. The friends that view me as cute treat me a lot nicer. I don't like friends who think I'm ugly or otherwise average looking.
>>25579080
Awwhe looks so angry
>>25579101
Her name is Lucina she's 15 has no teeth and tries to suffocate you at 4 AM via face sitting
>>25579166
>tfw no facesitting gf
She's a cute kitty though
Shame she has no teethHow'd she eat the chicken?
>>25579166
>no teeth
you sick fuck
>>25579166
I have a 10 year old cat just like that. Her favorite pasttime is throwing up because she can't chew her food, and tries to steal the unmashed food of my other cats pretty often.
>>25577447
>tfw lucked out and none of my femfriends are this vapid and shallow
Feels good mangI do have pitifully average friends who think they're the shit but they don't expect me to compliment them wew lad
>>25579097
it's true. there's a bias towards attractive people being "angels" or something. it's kind of bullshit. i was talking with some chick i know and she said something related to height of me and another guy and thought he was taller when i actually am taller, probably because he is older and more attractive. also other shit like people thinking my prettyboy friend is smarter than me when i'm actually the one working on advanced degrees and he admits to being not smart.
i don't care how friends judge my attractiveness. i just notice that they are shit friends eventually and stop trying to talk to them. after so many times of them making excuses to not hang out or ignoring me i just don't talk to them anymore.
>>25578929
Stacys have sex with chads. In order to become a stacy I'd also have to have sex with a chad.
Are you a chad?
>>25579251
People do treat average and bad looking people differently than how they treat people they consider cute, pretty, or even beautiful. Look at the way you describing your average friends.
I'm not shallow at all, I just like to feel good and be treated decently like every human beings. At least I admit it. Fuck.
>>25579251
here is your requisite kill yourself donkey.
>>25579282
Also, when they perceive you as attractive they're more likely to do more favors for you and act closer. It's biased and wrong but people do that either unconsciously or consciously.
>>25579329
that's completely true too. even same sex friends? i can see it definitely with opposite sex friends.
>>25579230
lmfao I adopted her from a neglectful owner who didn't want her, he had her for three years after his wife died and couldn't interact with her because she reminded him too much of his wife, cat got lonely and starved for attention for three years straight
When I finally got her all her teeth were rotted and she had a gum infection from not being taken care of, so we had all her teeth surgically removed and we feed her wet food
I have no idea how the fuck she eats the chicken honestly she just goes for it I think she's magic
>>25579413
Less so with same sex friends I think, since girls tend to be like "oh well she's nice anyway!". But it's far, far, more apparent with opposite sex friends. Lel I don't even bother. I notice how they get more distant and colder when they find out you're not pretty to them. Fuck them.
>>25578482
>autist leaves spaghetti in an envelope for Chad
>wonders what went wrong
You aimed two high is what.
>>25578868
I look like one.
>tfw sudden moisture in pants
>not sure if discharge or period
>out in public with no toilets nearby
>cover ass with jacket
>try to subtly check my ass for stains without anyone noticing
>rub my ass to see if it feels damp from the outside
>tfw poop once a week despite plently of fiber
>>25579080
Cat confirmed for fluffy.
>>25579566
That's far hotter to me than it should be
>>25579566
>be me
>14
>School trip to SeaWorld
>eating ice cream and watching seals with bf
>bf stretches while eating ice cream and I do the same thing
>slight leg spread
>"oh my fucking god"
>look at bf confused
>look down
>completely bled through pants
>blood on sidewalk where I'm sitting
>didn't bring a change of clothes
>honestly too happy with ice cream to give a shit
>spent the rest of the day fucking with the dolphins because they could smell the blood
I like knowing that girls have problems.
>be me right now
>jerk off to lewd period stories of fembots
>tfw tits are saggy and the undersides rub uncomfortably against my stomach if i dont wear a bra
>tfw despite getting fitted for a bra, my tits have no internal support so they pool at the bottom of the cups so theres a huge gap at the tops
>>25579713
Post saggy tits
They're god-tier tbqhwy lass
>>25579713
>tfw bitty titties
god damn it
>>25577797
the only way I've got a job is to physically go there and talk to HR at where ever you wanna work, if you spend like three minutes talking to them it's really easy to get a job cause then you have the hiring team on your side as long as you're charismatic
>>25579950
post qt tits
Any qt girls here?How do you deal with all the attention?I've lost some weight and I've found that people are looking at me more. I don't like this but I don't know how to deal with it. I was always left alone or ignored and now guys at uni are starting to talk to me. I hate it.
>tfw haven't talked to schizo senpai since monday
>sad as fuck
>too scared to approach him in case I'm bothering him
>haven't eaten in days
>all I do is watch his window and play games
>>25579983
disregard that if you're a hambeast tho
>>25577383
>never be rescued by Prince Charming
Annnnd ruins this threads potential
>>25580064
What's wrong with attention?
>>25580213
Nothing she is just here to brag and seek attention
>>25580064
Make it know that you have a lot of mental issues.
>>25579713
>my tits have no internal support so they pool at the bottom of the cups so theres a huge gap at the tops
>>25579983
>charismatic
having social anxiety or not being socially developed must suck. how do socially inept people make money?
>>25580624
they get to do the shitty jobs like trashman or sewage disposal
>>25580323
What kind of hentai do you like, Doj? 2D never does anything for me
>>25580788
Mostly eitherecchiortentacles. It probably helps that hentai was the first porn I came across when I was younger.
>>25580624
Technical Jobs over Social Jobs
>>25580079
Keep approaching!
>>25582427
FUCK YOU
THIS THREAD WAS ALMOST GONE
>>25582456
have another bump senpai~
>>25577383
>fembot
when will this meme die?
It's easy to get your Prince Charming. You just need to stop being fat.
>>25582505
>stop being fat
>easy
>>25582515
be my fat gf to slim down
>>25579675
Girls don't actually have problems, they just pretend to/are too stupid to realize the obviously solutions
>>25582588
Girls can have problems that are directly associated with them, but it is their guy that has the problem.
hello, if there are any cute, awkward, shy, skinny gfs in here I am here to collect you.
please respond with your contact info
>>25582515
thats actually really easy
>>25582627
thats actually really difficult
>>25582634
Step 1: Don't eat
Step 2: Be skinny
>>25582634
Let me help and be your bf
I want to betray prince charming the moment he burst in to save me then get brutally fucked and impregnated by the villain as his army sweeps across the lands raping and pillaging.
>>25582634
step 1: stop fucking eating 1,000 calories over your TDE (total daily expenditure)
step 2: eat LESS than your TDE (for example, 500 calories)
step 3: lose literally a pound a week
It's honestly not fuckng hard.
>inb4 MUH CONDISHUNS
>>25582735
>tfw no army
Wasted hun genes
>>25582735
Do you have a fetish for inflicting emotional pain?
>>25582807
>lose literally a pound a week
Tried calorie counting for 2 weeks and nothing happened.
>>25579080
why do you put clothes on your cat?
>>25582865
2 weeks isn't enough time for noticeable change. You're weight fluctuates around a couple of pounds throughout the day. It could easily look like you gained weight depending on time of day you measured. Try measuring only morning weight.
>>25582821
>tfw no righteous army of god to devastate with cowardly tactics
>>25582823
I just want to power trip a bit, you know, like order servants to fight to the death or let my evil husband go around banging bitches so long as I get to have them thrown off the city walls once they start showing.
>>25582905
>let my evil husband go around banging bitches so long as I get to have them thrown off the city walls once they start showing.
>yfw you found a femanon you want to stay
>>25582905
Lame. I can't love a bitch who doesn't like emotional torture.
>>25582894
>2 weeks isn't enough time for noticeable change
>a week
In other words, I called you out on your bullshit?
>>25577383
>tfw you're a lonely fat basement-dwelling neet fuck so you go on 4chan and pretend to be a grill
>>25580064
Just b urselfI just deflect all conversations back to what anime I'm watching.
I haven't had a girlfriend in 5 and a half years, I'm getting real tired.
>>25583110
What anime are you watching?
>>25579983
>as long as you're charismatic
>>25583162
This is a fembot thread though anon?
>>25583167
Osomatsu is the only show that carried over from last season. I'm gonna marathon all the first episodes of this season this weekend and decide what to watch from there. Definitely watching assclass and dagashi kashi,
>>25583258
I'm a lesbian.
Not original.
>>25583258
Some girls date girls anon.
It could be a man, but leave your options open in assumptions.
>>25582735
This is one of those things that I love in porn and only porn. IRL I like girls and feminine men. In fiction I like villains.
>>25583273
Ohbe my friend pls
>>25583260
Same, but I don't know what assclass is. I've only watched Phantom World so far, and I guess I'll continue at least for awhile because of boobs.
>>25583273
>I'm a lesbian.
>Not getting over your disgust towards dicks to reproduce.
>>>/lgbt/
>>25583335
>watching anime for tits
Why do guys have such shit taste?
>>25583423
Because we don't have weeb gfs to spoonfeed us good anime
>>25583423
Because we don't have weeb gfs to satisfy our lust for tits.
>>25583423
not every guy does this.
just look at /a/ - they tend to ridicule anime with gratuitous fanservice (except for monogatari)
>>25584268
We know anon. That anon you're quoting was just making a sweeping generalization and it was clear to everyone.
>>25577892
>taking all this time to write out these pathetic strawmen
Why do butthurt white knights even come here? How pathetic.
>>25577383
jump off a building,
retarded shitpost loser
>>25583162
go for boyfriends instead
>>25577383
So fembots, How do I know if a chick just wants my money? Its my only fear in the world, I fuck everything up because the fear.
I'm only 22 and Its such a big fear that I drive the family Tahoe on dates because If they see my car it will just scream money...
>probably the totally wrong board to ask but still gonna try
>>25585228
Get rid of all your money.Give it to me.
>tfw woken up this morning at like 5am because of such intense menstral cramps
>Period isn't for another week
>Going to be a week of cramps
Fuck everything
>>25585265
Gotta be my friend, I spoil the shit out of all my friends.
>>25585308
How do I be your friend? I really want to get drunk tonight but I can't afford it.
>>25585320
Not be a chick and live in the USA/West coast.
>>25583162
Try not having a girlfriend in your 20 miserable fucking years of existence you cunt
>>25585334
Well fuck, I live in Sweden.
>>25585334
I'm a guy, but east coast
>>25585378
Sweden is defiantly towards the top of my go-to list, maybe one day anon.
These threads would be 100% better if dudes just shut the fuck up and let le women talk about stuff so more stuff is women stuff and i don't have to read any sad bullshit about some fuckwit with a small penis being lonely anymore.
>>25585378
vill du bli min kompis?
t. finnjavel
>>25585422
Om du ger mig alkohol.
>>25585435
Det ar latt. Varje finn har alltid alkohol i deras hem. Nar kommer du till Helsingfors?
>>25585494
>Nar kommer du till Helsingfors?
Aldrig i livet, dor hellre. Eller, kanske om du ar en sot tjej.
>>25577383
Malebot here. I can relate.
Except for I really can't.
>Well, I do want a 10/10 to lust after my dick, but women seem to think, "But that doesn't mean he likes you!"
