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I don't get this position.
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I don't get this position.
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>do me like the poo-in-loo gods, senpai
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It's for the camera idiot. Porn isn't about what feels good to people actually having sex, it's about what looks good on camera.
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>>25575947
I wish I could send this to her dad
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should be in her butt but oh well
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>>25576202
but...

she poops from there.
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>>25576243
what kind of faggot doesn't like anal sex? seriously
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>>25577189
Guys who don't want shit on their dick nigga, porn aint anything like real lie.
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>>25577189
This one

Anal is lame. Vaginas are god tier.
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>>25576092
This. You ever notice how people in porn are angled to the camera and not to each other?
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>>25577203
>>25577210
stop fucking nasty skanks, that's your problem
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This is actually the easiest position for anal.
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You're on /r9k/. You don't get any position.
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>>25575947
It really doesn't look good at all to me. Gives me a "trying to potty-train a fully-grown retard" kinda feel whenever I see it.
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>>25575947
It's the anal full Nelson.
>you can't run from it
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>>25575947
>grow a vagina for 18 years just to go on camera and get it fucked
I can't 100% complain because otherwise I'd never see these qts naked, but it feels so wasteful. I know they tell themselves m-muh past doesn't define me, but it does, and if it didn't then it wouldn't be something they at all had to keep a secret; it may rather be an achievement they could hang on the wall if it was something which demanded pride in one's self.

>tfw get off to the idea of these girls being literally tainted into human garbage
>tfw your stereotypical /r9k/ projections are lost on me since you don't know how successful I am
Hmm
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>>25577189
i've heard its overrated
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Is this that Jmac guy? I hate that he's so popular and in almost every porn now.

If I wanted to watch a dude put someone in a full Nelson, I'd watch MMA or some shit. This is always a bonerkill.
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>>25575947
hmm its weird
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>>25575947
>tfw dick way too short to do positions like that
At least I have girth...right guys?
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>>25578015
it is very overrated. Its good for like 5 mins and then it loses its novelty
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>>25575947
>look at the camera and ask yourself was this worth 500 dollars
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>>25576063
Why is this spreading to other chans?
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>>25577654
more like the vaginal full nelson
>thats a vagine framily
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It's a porn position, nobody does that in real life. Porn is really fucking weird, half the time both actors are faking it.
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>>25578418

No normal human being is expected to accomplish those poses.

Hell, most porn actors have to WORK OUT just to be able to keep up with fucking a girl in these ridiculous poses for the camera's sake.

Like neither person is getting any pleasure or stimulation outta that. It's all for the camera.
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>>25580892
>half the time both actors are faking it
that's not true. t-take it back!
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>>25575947
>I don't get this position.

And you never will.
You'll never get any position
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>>25580940
sarina valentina has started using fake cum in her videos its getting sad
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>>25580940

Sometimes two actors can have a little chemistry or have enough of a rapport to make a scene feel natural. But most of the time it's fake.

There's a really good Gianna Michaels/Greg Entner(Dirty Sanchez from Bangbus) scene where you can tell they actually like each other.

It's the kinda thing you can't really see in most porn unless the actors are past their prime though, but are still doing it, because most people in porn apparently have insufferable personalities and don't make many contacts or friends.
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>>25580994
how does that even work?
I guess you can't expect that tranny's shriveled cock to work on command
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>>25581057
editing tricks, she'll pretend to orgasm and then it'll cut to her hand with fake cum in it. her dick doesn't work at all anymore, she's faking every time she pretends to get pleasure from it. it's completely dead, i wonder if she'll end up like kimber james and get the chop.

hopefully it never happens to bailey while she works in porn.
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>>25581131
god damn she has nice knockers tho
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>>25581152

They're a little too hard/solid.

Unfortunately, most trannies don't get good boobs because they're too busy starving themselves to drop muscle mass, so they all have the same boring, flat, bony bodies(unless they still retain their dude bods)
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>>25581131
kind of like the fact that her dick doesn't work. can she cum from anal?
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>>25581217
no she can't cum at all
look at her balls, or lack thereof

it's completely useless and needs viagra to get semi-hard, but can't cum or feel pleasure
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>>25581256
She should just get the chop. This is just making me sad.
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>>25581256
doesn't mean she can't stimulate her prostate
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>>25578015
>>25579219
>>25577189
wet bags of sand

otinginalmenrxin
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>>25581279
He did get it chopped.
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>>25577862
Sexual urges are as primal and necessary to fulfill as sleepiness or hunger. It follows that sex workers are filling an important slot in society.
The only reason we look down on them is because of remains of outdated notions of chastity and purity.
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>>25575947
Something Chad does to your oneitis.
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>>25577189
Meh I don't like shit on my dick and the prep time
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>>25581721
pics?

This is not an original comment. Please just let it go past.
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>>25580892
>half the time
>he only thinks its half the time
its all the time dingus
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