Become a NEET, you must.
Slaves, wagecucks are.
>>25569787
Biting, the wagecucks aren't
>>25570240
Flock to the bait wagecucks will.
>>25570963
Busy, they are.
Money for Mr Shekelstein, they must earn.
>>25569787
..but my career is my hobby and it surrounds me with people who are competitive and share the same goals.
Seriously, bro. Working in journalism/newspaper is dope. You sit around and write all day, pitch ideas, and get to follow current events...
YOUR.JOB.IS.TO.JUST.KNOW.WHAT.IS.GOING.ON.
Great stuff.
>>25571120
>Journalist
>Mfw
Nice secure job you have there, wagecuck!
>>25571149
...journalism/communications is a growing industry with the advent of the internet. You would know that if you didn't pollute your brain with cartoon porn and homosexual tendencies which have manifested themselves in a creature (you) who has become so pathetic that to kill itself would be too much of an effort.
>>25571180
>implying I watch anime
>implying I give a shit about the market for journalism
Have fun writing clickbait for normals, cuck.
Work will set you free
>>25571091
consumerism leads to slavery, slavery leads to sadness and sadness leads to death.
>tfw seasonal worker
>currently getting 350 canuckbucks a week to sit on my ass jerk off play vidya and shitpost
I love winter vacation
>>25569787
Thistrue is.
>>25569787
>tfw I'm a bartender at a strip club
Yeah, nah, love my job. Don't have to talk to people because the girls keep them busy, make bank, and have a better view than a corner office.
>>25571149
Nice secure benefits u have there neet
I can't imagine just scraping by like u but then again u probably don't have a girlfriend or friends or interests
>>25569787
How do I become NEET? My mom is on welfare so she can't provide for me. My wife makes enough money to provide for both of us but she would be mad if I quit my job.
>>25571363
Claim a mental illness
Google symptoms then emulate them
See a "professional"
Get diagnosed
??????
Neet bucks
