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>mummy jokingly says that I have the "I'm going
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>mummy jokingly says that I have the "I'm going to kill you" look
>realise this is the reason girls dont approach me
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>>25569780
Can't spell "approach" without "roach".
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>>25569780

Bitch resting face is pretty awful.

But I have the choice between that and looking stoned.
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Everyone always says I look sad. Even when I'm doing something I truly enjoy people usually can't tell I'm having fun. God damn it smiling all the time isn't natural
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>>25569780

>be me, big guy 4u
>lift, broad shouldered
>wear work boots for work which make me around 6'3"
>get buzz cut cause its manly as fuck
>dont get enough sleep so get bags under eyes and face starts to look permanently angry
>part of my course at college has shotgun and hunting management so mother gets me leather barbour shooting jacket for xmas
>get on train home
>drunk chavs on train pestering qt girl
>get on carriage, they look at me, look at each other, and go to other end of carriage
>girl moves and sits closer to me
>wtf is this sorcery?
>catch a look at my reflection
>look like pic related except without shotgun

lel, in reality im a complete autist sperg, if those chavs hadn't stopped and started molesting her i wouldnt have lifted a finger, dumb stacey can get btfo for all i care.
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>>25570337

tfw ppl at work say i look like im about to cry all the time.
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When I said I loved you, you should of known I lied.
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you fukin normies, im serious get rekt.

All sluts get out! your pussy is of no value here.
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People have told me all my life I remind them of a serial killer, or at least in my younger days.

I still feel the same way, but no one says these things to me anymore, and I am attractive, at least personality wise.
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>>25572300
>all my life
Waiting my whole life for just one...
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>>25570414
This is really funny. Never thought i'd find typical robots that are built like that. Imagine what people would think if they saw your posts.
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>>25569780
But that looks hot
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>>25570442
same idk why they always saying this.
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>>25572765
I don't think it does when their heart beat triples and get cold sweat.
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