Why don't you join the Unification Church? They literally LITERALLY give you a free wife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCfvGOeBJtw
I'm fucking converting right now
>>25569651
lumpy bump
Pride
It's even more pathetic than getting a prostitute, and knowing my luck I'd be matched with pic related
I looked around for it but couldn't find anything on how to convert in my country (Brazil)
>>25569809
Do you really want to die alone because of pride? Anyway most of the members are south korean qt's and they usually don't let themselves get fat.
>>25570220
http://www.unification.net/misc/BrazilDirectory.html
>>25570281
I just want someone to love me, if I did this I'd still be alone
she'd only be being intimate out of some weird sense of duty to her insane cult
>>25570323
Arranged marriages have been done for centuries, couples can grow to love eachother if they live with eachother