When will the Frog and Feels Tavern will open? I have a story to tell
It opens at night
just post it
>>25567145
dude It's 1 in the afternoon. Not tavern time yet.
hello i am an alcoholic and i will serve as your ad hoc barkeep
tell me what's on your mind
>>25567379
It's 7 in the evening here. If it doesn't open soon I'm kicking in the back door.
If I had the money I would open up a real Frog & Feels Tavern.I would spit in the drink of every normie.
Well... ok, this is my story
>many years ago
>When I was twenty three
>I was married to a widow
>Who was pretty as could be
>This widow had a grown-up daughter
>Had hair of red
>My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed
>This made my dad my son-in-law
>Changed my very life
>My daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matters
Even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy
>My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad
>And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
That also made him the brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother
>My father's wife then had a son
>That kept them on the run
>And he became my grandchild
>For he was my daughter's son
>My wife is now my mother's mother
>And it makes me blue
>Because, she is my wife
She's my grandmother too
>Now, if my wife is my grandmother
Then, I am her grandchild
>And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
>For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
>As the husband of my grandmother
I am my own grandpa.
Anons, is there a escape from this hell?
got you covered.
>>25568979
