>that guy who always looks annoyed at his friends yet still hangs out with them
>that guy who spends 30 minutes a day inspecting his car tires
>that guy who sneezes 3 times in a row
>that guy who holds hands with his mom (who's inevitably a MILF) at the mall
>that guy who notices all of the that guys and says something about them whenever he can
>that guy who makes pancakes for everyone but they're never sweet for some reason
>that guy who finally makes an interesting thread but robots are too busy fapping to traps and posting frog memes
>>25564833
>that guy who sneezes 3 times in a row
what the fuck is wrong with this?
Whenever I sneeze it sounds as if my soul is leaving my body.
The sad thing is I always have to sneeze when I eat chocolate. My first highschool gf always gave me chocolate so I could disturbe the class lulz
>>25565244
If it was that interesting, people would have responded to it.
>that guy who thinks he's cool for having long/womanly hair
>>25564833
I sneeze three times in a row all the time
>op you must be jealous
>that guy who posts about himself in these threads to make others think he's interestingthat guy is me
>that guy that says sorry all the time
>>25565291
It means you could be an alcoholic.
>>25565836
Me too. I thought everyone did that.
>that guy who goes quiet every time somebody roasts him
You got a problem with triple sneezers, faggot? You just jealous I sneeze more than you?
>>25566122
alkie detected
>>25566032
>that guy who always gets stuff thrown at him but he never says "stop", he just deflects the objects
>>25565787
I have long hair and I don't think I am cool desu senpai
I just have because I dont bother to cut it.
I think it makes me look lazy but I am pretty lazy in reality
>>25566195
Who are you kidding? You're lazy AND you think it makes you look cool.
Please cut your womanly bangs. Men only grow ponytails.
>>25566362
?
looks like bait to m e
I think I'm the opposite but I'm pretty comfy with this t b h
>grow ponytails
kek what are you doing anon? I'm not a horse
>>25566430
But you're a neckbeard, guaranteed. Act like one, ponyfucker.
>>25566545
not even a necbkeard
>Clear skin
>skinny
>doesn't wear fedora or trench coat
>no beard
>you just got memed
>>25566588
>that guy who got memed
>that short guy
>>25567301
Even people the same height as me gave me shit about it
