>Browsing the chans at night in the dark
>Phone starts doing the EBS tone
>Feel my blood turn cold
>My immediate thoughts are that it's a hurricane or maybe even nuclear war
>Trying not to panic as I look at my phone
>It's just an Amber alert for a city in a nearby state
How is this allowed?
Because nobody is going to stay in Yuma with an abducted child. They are headed toward major cities in their black dodge ram license plate # F7003B.
>>25556474
Why would you head towards a major city instead of hiding out in a small one?
>>25556714
no one will know you in a big city?
>a hurricane or maybe even nuclear war
you wish
>>25556714
Yuma is a small town with lots of police that think this is the wild wild west, like any other small town. They have a massive unemployment rate so everyone has time to look out their window and eye their neighbors. And they are close enough to major cities to have huge search parties in no time. It would make absolutely no sense for them to stay their.
>>25556310
>Phone starts doing the EBS tone
why do you know the acronym ebs
>My immediate thoughts are that it's a hurricane or maybe even nuclear war
you're retarded and you deserve whatever you get
>>25556310
The one for Yuma? Lol, Yuma.
>>25556310
>My immediate thoughts are that it's a hurricane or maybe even nuclear war
isn't Yuma in Arizona, not exactly hurricane country, you massive knob
>>25556310
>tfw Arizona
>tfw opted out of Amber alerts and weather alerts
Get fucked normies
>>25556310
>power went off tonight during a storm
I had to go to the bathrook because I half shitted myself
I fucking hate when the power cuts off at night
