How the FUCK do I talk to girls?
She initiated the conversation then just fucking ignored me
What the FUCK is wrong with women?
Maybe because you texted back at 9:12 PM and she texted you at 2:04 AM, maybe drunk or something. Also, you waited forty mins to replay.
Not a good way to get a gf.
That's a robot, robot
>>25556026
is 40 minutes too long or two short?
Chad told me to always wait before responding so you seem busy and fun
I masturbate to tranny porn but am not gay fAm
>>25556026
>Thinking how long you reply matters
>Being this autistic
>>25555871
Flirt with her, ask for her number
Pic related
Damn you got far though.
>>25556184
>Chad told me to always wait before responding
Sounds like you got fucking trolled by Chad. I always respond as soon as I see I've got a text and because of this, people love texting me. Why would someone text a person who takes forever to respond? Use your brain, holy shit. Robots are so gullible.
>>25556197
>ask for her number
What the fuck do I do with that?
Dic pics wont work because Ive got a 6 inche microdick
>>25556312
>6 inch microdick
>falling for r9k memes
>>25556312
Call her and let her hear your beta voice you little dumbfuck.
>>25556312
Get to know her better duhhhh
It's pointless doing all your conversations on Tinder. You gotta take the next step
>>25556312
Also never EVER send a dick pic randomly. Girls hate that shit even when your dick is big. It makes them think you think they're a hoe or easy to get. Only send dick pics when they ask for it. Trust me, they will complement on that shit even if it's 5 inches.
>>25556355
>>25556332
How do I form connections with people?
THis has stumped me for years
>>25556331
its not a meme go to soc and look at the dic rate threads, even 4channers will stretch those clits so much that your average dick will be useless
>>25556413
It is a meme mate, just look at statistics instead of getting your information from fucking 4chan.
>>25556413
>stretch those clits so much that your average dick will be useless
>stretch those clits
Women are boring as fuck.
>>25556413
Well first thing is first.
To get along with someone you have something in common. You both have the sa me conciousness and are both human beings, congrats! Now off to the next step.
Ask for her number and when you do, ask her where she lives or what she does for a living. Keep the conversation balanced between you and her. Give your 2 cents and let her talk about herself too. Keep the conversation focused what interests BOTH of you. The conversation can be anything from spoons to airplanes to social media to music etc. You can literally talk about anything as long as it relates to both of you.
Don't go sperging off and telling her about your favorite pepe memes or vidya. If she doesn't know it then forget about it.
>>25556506
>You look like a douche and I dig it
Confirmed roastie. Unmatch her ASAP.
>>25556587
She said that because i took a photo of my self next to my motorcycle, and noted in my bio i didn't know how to take a photo and hoped i didn't look like a douche.
She unmatched me like 1-2 days later, since i didn't send anything further. Bitch didn't tell me her musical tastes. I'm not here to have quick sex like a lot of the low-tests on r9k who think they are top shit for using a condom.
>>25556413
You know it's all camera angles and good camera quality right? Posting your dick from your balls makes it bigger and the majority of them only grip their penis with thier hands flat which makes their tiny 5 inchers bigger. Also mostly everyone has a small head and a bigger bridge on their dick so it creates the illusion that it's bigger.
Those object pictures? Yeah those little faggots zoom in or out of the object itself to male their dicks bigger.
>>25556624
>camera angles
Hows this familia?
I can still get a gf...right guys!?!?
>>25556612
Also got a few more matches last night, including a foreigner on holiday here. Might not message since cbf.
>>25556666
If you dont have a physical illness you are literally a normie and need to leave
I also shit bloody diareah every morning
>>25556698
she looking pretty juicy m8s
>>25556707
>>25556666
What the fuck Am I looking at here?
asdf
>>25556666
>>25556707
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varicocele
Book an appointment with a urologist before you lose function of your penis. I am being completely serious.
>>25556707
Why is there a frog in your ballsack anon?
>>25556784
>I am being completely serious.
So am I when I say im literally going to let this kill me
Life is nothing but a painful series of algorithms to me and I am tired
>>25556827
would probably be a lot less painful to just kill yourself in a conventional way because this is definitely not the way to do it.
>>25556876
>Not being able to embrace suffering as the last remaining form of sincerity in this sarcastic insincere post-modern world
Plebb
>>25556784
Unless he wants bio kids this shit really doesn't matter. It's just a varicose vein in your nut sack. The worst possible outcome is pain and infertility.
>>25556666
nice tripquads
shitty dick tho
>>25556942
But it probably won't even kill you. There are better ways to embrace suffering, for example, burning yourself alive in a public place. Or stabbing yourself repeatedly. These are ways to actually kill yourself with pain, instead of just having constant pain and burning piss until you decide enough is enough.
>>25556506
You seem cool homie.
