>tons of ideas for money making websites
>no knowledge of how to code
>too lazy to start learning
>tons of ideas for fixing my life
>too lazy to start doing them
>>25554680
Your ideas are probably shit desu.
>>25554680
Probably shit but hire someone to do it for you, there are freelancers out there. And rent the servers. If you dont have money convince someone to invest in your ideas, maybe start a kickstarter. Anon, in the internet there are a lot of ways to make money, you just have to have a bit of creativity.
>>25554680
That's not that bad.
My ideas are altruistic.
>have an idea for an infinitely-nested, post-is-thread-is-board, crypto-pseudo-registration, moderability encoded in a bitmask property of a node imageboard
>too stupid to implement it
>have an idea for a three-dimensional model of speech production, with user-controllable sequences of air release and speech organ arrangement, predefinable using phonetic notation
>too stupid to implement it
>have an idea for a cross-language etymo-historical wiki dictionary combining phonetic, semantic, and alphabetic evolution, describing broad linguistic shift rules with used-provided exceptions
>too stupid to implement it
>>25554680
>graduated from software engineering
>no ideas to apply skills
everyone think their own ideas are great anon, what makes you so special?
>>25555037
And my non-specific ideas aren't that horrible either, I think.
>an abstract m-dimensional, n-varietal table generator with user-definable functions for generating cell/dimension boundaries (think HTML <tr> - <td> - <tn> - <tn+1> - <tn+2>, but format-agnostic), ideally content-aware (with drivers to pre-order rows if needed)
>an abstract sequence detector in nested data consisting of two phases, identifying subunits in a tree (think boards - threads - posts - lines - words in lines), and calculating kinship between units on the same level (whether a cluster of posts or words shares user-defined similarities)
Low IQ is torment.
>have ideas for a video
>barely know how to use editing software
>been trying to do the same thing for four whole days now
I've been editing gay porn for nearly a week straight now. What a time to be alive
>>25555042
Hi anon, you are me. All the skills, no ideas.
I make great money wagecucking but I'd rather become a cofounder for someone with a great idea.
>>25555037
>>25555262
In fact, I always overabstracted with respect to my intelligence.
For instance, I once discussed the possibility of a free software clone of a certain popular game with a guy. I realized that high scores in it (longest run, best run, amount of points of various kinds collected in it), should not be hard-coded, but should be released as event listeners which would listen to elementary game events (hitting an obstacle, accelerating, turning), which would collect their own high score counters, and, if needed, implement and trigger their own higher-level events (for instance, the hitting-an-obstacle event listener would keep track of the 'obstacles hit' high score, but also check whether the obstacle was a car and thus allow for a higher level 'cars hit' handler with 'cars hit' counter). This way, high scores would be an open, modifiable event network.
And it is all going to waste when I end up homeless and jump off a bridge.
>All these weird ideas too abstract to relate to anything
>all of them too complex
>all of them too autistic
You could just learn to code for starters you know OP? IT'S EASY AS FUCK.
There is a huge gap from idea to implementation though, and from actuallly thinking how you want your software to actually making it.
I have a few ideas and while they're not too groundbreaking I still have to learn a bit more before I can implement them
>>25555719
I am not OP.
