Hey /r9k/ im going to drink as many beers i can before losing consciousness
>i am realy hoping it is enough to kill me
Number 4 here goes
>>25551247
If im lucky ill drown in my vomit
>trying to get alcohol poisoning from beer
you nerds are precious.
>>25551276
I believe it can be done
>>25551222
How much do you weigh,and what % are you drinking?
>>25551399
Also
>its how my dad died
>>25551222
Good luck anon, it's not gonna work on beer but at least you're committed to something. You could try something higher percent if you really want poisoning.
What's your current record?
>>25551409
180 lbs
4.2% of 12 ounces
On number 6 im starting to get full maybe need poop
You're a dumbass anon. Beer won't do the trick. You'll just get sick and throw up before you even pass out. Not to mention if you do even get to the point of passing out you'll just wake up in a puddle of piss. Fuck that
I suggest you get a bottle of everclear
You can't drink enough beer for it to kill you. Try 2 fifths in less then 30 mins
>>25551222
cya OP. may your trips guide you to a better place
https://youtu.be/4wdpSFQTulo
>>25551443
I dont want to die. Nobody wants to die its in our genes to stay alive
Im just hoping i dont wake up tomorrow
I have a low yoleremce and a big stomach 6.5 down 20 more to go
>>25551222
Are you serious? I might join you, everythings better with some wine in the belly.
>>25551593
Youre welcome to join me friend
On number 7 and im between tipsy anddrunk
keep on drinking fags
Im gona dtart a game of lleague
Syomach is full and nuber 8.5
>>25551914
play gragas, he's also a fat useless drunk :^)
>>25551968
Whole that wasbhiariois i am not fat and im notba drunk. Im absad /fot/ guy who is actually prety useless
>i have more room famooo
>>25552035
Should i spellcheck or an i ook
Let me know if u cant underdtandwhat i pesto
>>25552066
I don't know much about ook's but they're efficient in sending information.
Pesto is a little dry right now I suggest adding a little garlic and oil, And any fresh pasta you have will do wonders.
>>25552035
I like to imagine anon's going to wake in the morning and realise he basically drunk texted a board of frog peopleI didnt stay stop keep going Anon
>>25552611
Yo senpai in getin full any tios to keep goin
>>25552667
Uh
If people ask dont give them your credit card details
Dont drunkenly argue with kids unless theyre asking for itlittle shits
And regardless of alcohol content you cant get drunk off petrol
>>25552841
I dont have a credit card
Well, you might just pass out and drown in your own vomit, if thats how you want to go.
>>25553695
Let me borrow your warm body for a few minutes.
>>25551222
Drowning is one of the most painful ways to die. If this kills you it will be because you drown in your own puke
