>be me groeing up a typical robot
>no gf, KHV, etc
>see friends ruined by fememist whores, have their children taken, moeny taken, lives ruined
>decide after trying to date minimaly that this whole pile of shit just isnt for me
>chances of having a normal family long passed
>decide living life alone is ok. probably an hero eventually.
>become depressed and suicidal, like a typical robot
>i own horses
>get to know them all, they all like me chilling and petting them all the time
>one of the mares shows interest in me, clear sexual signs
>take it slow with her for a few weeks but we eventually go all the way
>daily mare time keeps me sane now
>still watching my friends have sex held over their head like a dog
>one of them have most of his income taken while he almost never gets to see his child
>cant imagine the hell if my life was in the shitter with a bitch
why havent you gotten your marefu?
>you get a loyal waifu who wont be able to or desire to to ruin your life when she chooses
>femenists will an hero reading your stories
>did i mention you will cause roasties to an hero by sharing your experiences anonymously?
>touchy mods will feel the need to ban you
You've given me the final push I needed to finally leave this site forever. You've done a wonderful thing.
I saw this thread yesterday.
Next time include a timestamp in your photograph please.
Bye.
A horse will never compare to a qt woman who smells nice
Cool story brony
>>25550404
Im not makin you OC find your own horse
>>25550400
Peace
>>25550337
>daily mare time keeps me sane now
implying you're not already too far gone
A horse will never compare
>>25550472
>implying years of zero sexual contact is acceptable
>>25550511
The horse cant decide if past consented sex is rape and ruin your life when she is having a "bad day". Try not to get cucked by stacy, chad.
>>25550422
Do bronies ever consider graduating to beastiality? As a horsediddler since before bronies existed, i didnt understand the seemingly cancerous addiction to that show.
>>25550419
>>25550511
Also i should point out to you deluded fools that girls like this are unicorns. One that dont ride a new cock every other day DO NOT EXIST.
You best get used to the smell of hay if you want a stable relationship now.
>>25550944
That joke just made my day
>>25550966
The funniest part of that is the fact that i only realized i made it after i hit post. I jave a magnet that says "Horse people are Stable people" so im sure thats where it came from.
>>25550944
It's better than fucking around with a stinky horse. A horse can't take a warm bath with you then leave the smell of her perfume all over your body.
>>25551057
I do bathe my horse on ovcasion and i do have some nice smelling stuff for her if she is stinky. Woman vs horse is sexual preference i guess but the woman will probably fuck you over and have you cucked for at least few decades.
Don't even joke about that op. Crass, very crass.
>>25550337
Yes, women will kill themselves because you fuck your horse. That's totally how the world works man, totally.
>>25550419
>>25550511
>>25551057
>some chink with plastic surgery and caked in makeup
At least post the genuine article, weeaboo trash.
How much haysilage do you feed her? I give around 5kg a day. A bit more when it is this cold.
>>25551207
TOO LATE
>>25551279
Not suicide but butthurt at least. If only we could harness the energy created by such collective anal clenching.
>>25551304
Also makeup is disgusting there is a centimeter of makeup gtfo with that shit
>>25551412
Combination of hay and some feed stuff. More when colder ofcourse
>>25550337
I'm not fucking a horse. Maybe your centaur daughter though.
>>25551588
But thats silly
>>25551519
Ever roll a haybale across the hayloft by yourself? I did one a few weeks ago and fucked up my back a little tipping it on its side.
That is one ugly hole.
>>25551740
I usually dont try to roll those around by hand the round sizes i have take multiple grown strong men to even budge
>>25551876
205KG DEADLIFFIE BABY UHU UHU, I KNOW YOU LOVE IT, UHU UHU, DONT DENY IT NOW, COME ONE, UHU UHU
>>25551671
You're right centaurs are god in human form plus horse or god in horse form plys woman.
>>25551912
YES! LET ME BASK IN THE GLORIOUS EXTERNAL VALIDATION! NOW I CAN FINALLY LOVE MYSELF!
>>25551876
I think I heard someone say they weigh 250kg. Of course I take off the plastic and netting so once I get it rolling it folds out and gets lighter. It's kinda fun in a challenge yourself way.
>>25551588
This is now a horse Hentai thread.
>>25551947
What. Zues was a horny motherfucker. Like alot of fertility pantheons.
>>25552047
I wonder if this is like the incest conundrum. I have been around horses so this disgusts me but I don't have a sister so etc.
>>25550944
>if you want a stable relationship now.
>>25552092
social norms made you dislike incest, anything that says otherwise is nothing more than psuedo-science.
>>25551894
>>25552031
>250kg
U wot. The bales i haz are 500kg+ i guess we have different sizes
>>25551947
Wut
>>25552068
My sides
>>25552419
Fucking normies not even once
>>25552532
Maybe 250 is the dry stuff. I googled and 500 seems right for hay silage which is what I got.
/r9k/
>molesting lil kids is a-okay even though the kid goes on to have mental problems later
>fucking horses is degenerate even though the horse just died 20 years later and nothing bad happens
what is wrong with this board?
>>25552744
I don't think anyone is defending diddling.
>>25552744
Nothing.
Weesnaw.
>>25550337
>same thread as yesterday
>no timestamp
LOW QUALITY BAIT.
>>25552876
no OC from me
>>25550944
>hay
>stable
That made me smile.
>>25553255
Haha, thanks for explaining it to me! XD
>>25554237
Post horse pussy or fap or ask questions of you need help diddling horses
>>25550337
i dont even feel disgusted anymore its just like the idea of disgust itself vanished
so im considering bestiality myself though i wouldnt want to fuck something that could easily break all my bones like a horse
>>25554969
Yeah you just need the right horse. Giant breeds of dog are good too.
>>25550337
I want to fuck a mare so bad. What's it like?
>>25556106
Its prett fucking nice. The companionship and actual love i feel is worth every penny of maintenace.
Bump for mare pussy
