Well, can we get enough players this time? Fucking hope so
Join starting at 5 if you want the rules explained just say ok gooo
cyan, ottowa.
>>25548446
Ok, and you have to make a trip m8
Also name?
Dindus, brown, detroit
>>25548357
Grey
Confederacy
Kentucky
>>25548357
Pink, boipussy squad, San Fransisco
>>25548464
Ok m8 set a trip
>>25548501
got it
>>25548357
Empire of Trump
Any color
New York
In the name section
Type a name followed by a # and then type something after it (it can be gibberish)
>>25548605
Who are you replying to kek
>>25548587
Ayyy I was thinking of doing that
>tfw your biggest building is now owned by a communistic state
>>25548637
Anyone who needs it
>>25548637
Its not the biggest, its the YUUUUUUGEST
Alright lads turn 1 starts. You all know what to include in your roll right?
Just actions, declarations of war and alliances.
>>25548729
Rolling Post:
Actions:
>Expand south
>>25548729
Take more of New Ypork please :)
>>25548785
*york
>>25548729
Rolling post:
Actions:
>Expand in a general circle around where I am. (Trying to fill up Kentucky. Don't spill into Indiana yet.)
God if its going to take this long for you guys to play it seems like you're gonna quit...
>>25548864
I was afk
I'll be replying quicker now
>>25548901
Ok it alright just hope Pink and Brown are around, I mean they made troll-like names so hopefully they weren't just fucking around lol
Well I think this failed... oh well
I might try to make one on /pol/
>>25548925
Yeah nigga they aint here.
>>25548925
Just take them out and continue
>>25549194
Dindu here, rolling to spread west
>>25549234
Ok senpai, still gotta set a trip
>>25549194
>>25549160
Hopefully more people join too, should we wait for pink any longer?
>>25549266
Can't set trip senpai, doesn't work on clover
>>25549266
Keep the territory just in case but continue the game.
>>25549266
Lets just go.
>>25549313
>>25549344
Ok lads, starting round 2
Hopefully more lurkers join
>>25549363
Roll Post
Actions: Expand west
>>25549363
Keep on expanding
>>25549363
Yellow
Gooks
Seattle
>>25549363
Rolling Post
Actions:
>Expand southwest towards Texas
>>25549418
Got it m8, put you on and counted this as your roll too
>>25549465
East pls.original comet
>>25549495
Are you Brown?
>>25549511
Sorry, Gooks here
>>25549511
Dindu here head south
>>25549532
>>25548605
Tripcode please
Ok round 3, dubs doubles the value of whatever number of the dubs were btw
>>25549614
Dindu, head south west
>>25549614
Roll Post
Actions:
>Expand North into WI
Expand into New york and New Jersey.
>>25549614
Rolling post
Actions:
>Expand south
Omg this isn't original?
>>25549614
Expand South, porvaor
Alrighty lads, round 4.
Any other Communist Governments out there?
>>25549738
Rolling Post
Actions:
>expand into southern Illinois
>>25549738
Roll post
Actions:
>expand south
ahhhhhh
>>25549738
Dindu
Expand north and fill up the gaps, cross the sea to the north
>>25549749
Oops where did my trip go, well thats me anyways.
>>25549738
Rolling post
Actions:
>Go ahead and keep expanding into Tennessee.
>>25549738
Move north.
Ok, round 5
>>25549843
Take more of Pennsylvania/New York
>>25549843
Roll Post:
action:
>move down south
>>25549843
Roll post
Action:
>Head towards Georgia naow. For the Confederacayah.
>>25549843
Rolling
Actions:
>Take the rest of IL
Declaration of war against the dindus, Premier Jerome has taken offence to their legislature and national philosophy
>>25549843
Fill me in red bottom tip of texas and claim texas land
#r9k
Nice trip you got there gano
>>25549934
Got it senpai
>>25549924
Why the fuck does my trip always go away rrreeee
>>25549843
Dindu
North Cross the ocean
>>25549958
Thanks, can i ask how long roughly you have to OP this game?
>>25549979
W-what do you mean senpai? Like how long I have to stick around? Until its over I guess. If I lose I'll still do it of course.
>>25549955
what
Round 6
we all had bad rolls
>>25549843
Normie Empire
Orange
LA/San Diego Area
>>25550013
Nice, just checking cause most risk games end with OP being a fag.
>>25550052
Continue upwards but to the left first, fill texas.
>>25550052
Take more of New York and Pennsylvania
How do I get a trip correctly
>>25550052
Didn't
South of empire head west
>>25549958
Cmon Op, I hear you are the fastest risk painter in the land
>>25550084
"Trip #password"
>>25550052
Rolling
Acktun
>South
>>25550052
Rolling
Action:
>Keep on keepin on towards Georgia.
>>25550052
Rolling
Action:
>Expand in southern california
>>25550134
>>25550055
I counted this as your roll m8, i always count intros as rolls, good for you since you got dubs
>>25550085
*Dindu misspelt name
>>25550070
Oh and empire name put "Greater american reich"
>>25550143
Alright thanks man, I've never played a risk thread
K lads, round 6.
Hey Dindus, you know we're at war right
t. Jerome
>>25550200
Continue filling texas, also requesting non aggression with Normie Empire
Hey ganoooo how you doing
- l0c0 and hoodie
>>25550200
Rollling
>WEST
BOOYAH!
>>25550200
Rolling
Actions:
>Continue invading southern IL, prepare for war, introduce conscription
>>25550200
Dindu
No
Head directly West towards communist empire, if I clash I head up north with out attacking b
>>25550200
Rolling post
Action:
>GEORGIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDm_ZHyYTrg
>>25550200
Rolling for more of New York.
>>25550200
Rolling
Action:
>Expand further north into California
Could I also get a explanation of how to play thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ
>>25550304
Your first post is your roll, you can fill territories and attack others, also i offered you a non aggression treaty what do you say?
Round 7, things get faster now
>>25550346
Roll post
Actions:
>Hurry and conquer the south of IL
>>25550346
Rolling post
Actions:
>Keep taking Georgia
>>25550346
Rolling
Action:
>Continue filling in California
>>25550332 Accepted
>>25550346
Dindu 50% spread north, 50%south
![images[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yCxtYq1.jpg "images[1].jpg")
>>25550346
rollin'
acktion
>South
Ching Chong Bing Bong
>>25550346
More of texas
>>25550346
Keep expanding in New York and Pennsylvania.
>>25550391
Hey, if you build railroads we'll pay you five dollar?
Alliance?
>>25550391
Theres no more room south anon, Normie Empire is already there
![1424697822786[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8WXbExM.jpg "1424697822786[1].jpg")
>>25550442
East den prease
>>25550424
Hah, you fool!
We woulda don fo 1 dolla!
>>25550424
Nonagression pact?
Alrighty lads, round 8.
Thanks for not taking long at all, its more fun
>>25550474
Sure, accepted.
>>25550461
Kek
>>25550486
Keep on expanding lol. Roll
>>25550486
Dindu,
The whitey in North West gonna get dindu'd tonight
>>25550486
Rollin
Actions:
>Take the Rest of southern IL
>>25550486
Rolling post
Actions:
>Georgia keep taking
![images[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ReplL09.jpg "images[1].jpg")
>>25550486
>South Earst Prease
>>25550486
Rolling
Action:
>Take that last california county
>Expand into Nevada
>>25550486
Start the invasion of new mexico
>>25550522
NO! Mi Naervada!
>>25550519
Zhaou yu ping mao wong?
![mike_eng[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cQCWOWg.jpg "mike_eng[1].jpg")
>>25550560
Ba Fing Fey, Tae KWon Doe!
Ok, round 9.
Dindus make the first incursion edition.
>>25550554
Nevada belongs to the normies. Keep to the northwest bud
>>25550613
Roll
Actions:
>Mobilize all armies, full offensive into the Dindu Empire
>>25550613
Rolling
Actions:
>Take rest of Nevada
>If finished take Arizona
![kPpJt[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/GbLX44p.png "kPpJt[1].png")
>>25550613
Rollin"
>Expand Nevada
>>25550620
fight me norm marn!
>>25550613
Dindus continue to rape and fill whitey with cum
>>25550613
More new mexico, go straight right and seal off from top to bottom, then invade into neutral new mexico going right.
>>25550613
Rolling for more clay.
>>25550589
No, I am the best in Foshan!
>>25550613
Rolling
Action: >Keep taking Georgia
>>25550644
Oh Dindus gonna be screaming dindu now, we can only see what they roll
check myself
>>25550670
my mistake OP, i put right twice, go neutral fill then back right
>>25550613
Kek the map literally looks like a Dindu inserting his benis into america
Also requesting non-aggression with confederacy
DINDU INFORMALLY REQUESTS GOOKS FOR TREATY: "Ago, fuck demand whitey, aite?"
Round 9
Dindus scream Dindu edition
![images[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EMSkjYN.jpg "images[2].jpg")
>>25550736
>>25550736
>>25550736wanna trap the normies?
>>25550736
Accepted. Although "notanigger" is a little suspicious.
please get those gooks out of my state...
>>25550772
rollin'
>expand West
>>25550772
Dindu fuqqs wit yo gurl, attacks west
>>25550772
Rest of new mexico then back to texas.
>>25550774Sorry senpai, i have non-aggression with them.
>>25550797
Im legit not a black if that is your concern
>>25550772
Rolling
Actions:
>Conquer the Dindu Empire through Indiana to Michigan
>>25550772
Rolling
Action:
>Utah
>>25550772
Rolling post
Actions:
>Taking keep Georgia
>>25550772
Go west with this roll.
>>25550818
Kek my 9 beats your 8
Sum whitey gonna be dindu'd tonite ;)))
![2B0B8874-A602-4F4D-8A42-8BFF0DF6FD25-37692-000012C37C867699[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OIQAUhQ.jpg "2B0B8874-A602-4F4D-8A42-8BFF0DF6FD25-37692-000012C37C867699[1].jpg")
>>25550763
I arcept fo now.
>>25550798
yoo mad rhite boi?
>>25550816I see dat wit my slant eye but r preople hav history togeder ;)
Requesting alliance with confederacy.
>>25550866I agree, but i signed a contract, maybe if you wittle them down enough i will consider it
Round 10
You win this round dirty niggers
t. constable William, who deposed Premier Deshawn
![fXTz7FnLqX-2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/fM1Kw5f.png "fXTz7FnLqX-2[1].png")
>>25550911
'rollin'
>ATTACK NORMIES REEEEE
>>25550896Very good
Keep going west
>>25550911
Rolling
Action:
>Utah again
>>25550911
Rest of new mexico, then one square to the bottom right of arizona, then back to texas.
>>25550911
Dindus continue to spread seed in yo daughters
>>25550911
Rolling
Actions:
>Remove the Dindus at all costs, our own niggers will slaughter them
>>25550911
Rolling
Action:
>Continue with the Georgia takeover
>>25550896
Request accepted
>>25550932
You have to make a declaration of war the turn BEFORE you attack senpai... I'll consider this your declaration and just expand east for now
Round 11 begins
>tfw constable William actually makes progress proving the inferiority of nigger generals
>>25551055
More texas.
![3600[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yS5NlSZ.jpg "3600[1].jpg")
>>25551055
rolling'
action:
>Expand rest of Idaho
>>25550982
Ahh, forgirve me senpai.
>>25551055
Aite Dindus, time to release the TYRONE onto these whitey
*bunch of whoops and rap music blasts*
>>25551055
Rolling
Action:
>Retaliate against gooks in Calfornia
(I don't need to declare back do I? If so then just take the rest of Utah/Arizona)
>>25551055
Excellent New York is mine. Take more of pennsylvania
>>25551073
Well, you're at war NOW senpai
and you want to expand into Idaho when you're at war?
You can change the action but the roll number already counts
>>25551055
Rolling
Keep taking Georgia
>>25551104
alright i change it to attack Normies in Nevada
>>25551055
Rolling
Actions:
>Push into the Dindu heartland of MI
>>25551104
Ayy get fukked whitey, we gonna hang up your corpses for display tonight
Just so we are clear on alliances, are we allowed to attack on behalf of a jointed ally on behalf of their land value?
For example if confederacy attacks dindu and i am connected to them am i allowed to attack with them without the territory value?
Round 12
War on two fronts
![Ching-chong_Lai_Image[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PIBULTY.jpg "Ching-chong_Lai_Image[1].jpg")
>>25551193
Action:
>Attack Normies in Califronia
>>25551193
Rolling
Action:
>Expand north against Gooks
>>25551193
Break current treaties and stop trade with normies, declare war.
In the mean time continue with arizona and texas
>>25551193
Expand into Pennsylvania/vermont
This is the best thread I have ever seen on /r9k/
>>25551193
Dindu Keeps fuqqin the whiteys
![1358[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nf25czh.jpg "1358[1].jpg")
>>25551220
Tank you broda'
>>25551193
Rolling post
Action:
Guess what I'm gonna do.It involves Georgia
>>25551174
>without the territory value?
C-can you elaborate anon, idk what you mean by that sorry.
Rolling
Actions:
>Vigorously deploy all units towards the war in the east with dindu scum
>>25551271
AYY GET FUQQED WHITEY I HAD A 3 AS WELL
>>25551271
Say i am red and my ally is grey, if he invades can i use my roll to help his invasion?
>>25551258
Requesting alliance
>>25551298
Oh yea definitely.
>>25551227
well you could join you know
>>25551317
>Oh yea definitely.
Thanks
DINDU TO TRUMP: AYO IF WE DUN FUQ WIT U WE DUN FITE U, AITE? I GOTTA DEAL WIT DESE COMMIES, ENEMY OF MY ENEMY AND STUFF U GET ME
![asian_nazi_wedding_640_01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TAsjoEp.jpg "asian_nazi_wedding_640_01[1].jpg")
>>25551309
Alliance Accepted.
>>25551334
No worries senpai
>>25551309
>>25551334
I should have seen this coming
Round 13, War all around edition
Btw, next time I should include capitals
>>25551365
Dindu continue to spread seed in whitey
>>25551365
Move into pennsylvania/ohio
>>25551365
Rollin'
ACTIOn:
>attack Normies in California
>>25551365
Invade normie land in arizona, going west
>>25551365
Rolling for Georgia
>>25551365
Rolling
Action:
>Focus all war efforts against Gooks
>>25551365
Rolling
Actions:
>Push back the Dindus at all cost, as per usual
>tfw developed new main battle tank
>>25551388
oh shet
>>25551398
FUQ YO TANK HONKEY CHEATIN ASS NIGGA IMA SUE YO BITCH ASS AFTER DIS WAR
![102410733-laughing-asian-businessman-wearing-glasses-gettyimages[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x6Bw6l5.jpg "102410733-laughing-asian-businessman-wearing-glasses-gettyimages[1].jpg")
>>25551397
>>25551397
Yu lik dah dubs boi?
>>25551388
Round 14, Normie Empire faces two opponents edition
>>25551317
Can't join; I'm on my phone and will be in bed once I get home. I would if I could though.
>>25551487
Continue invasion of Normie land.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxaTAFXgykU
![49cjpwp03[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YJcheJe.jpg "49cjpwp03[1].jpg")
>>25551487
Rolling
A\Action:
>arttack Normies yet agin
>>25551487
Rolling
Action:
>Continue fighting the gooks
>>25551423
>I'm not winning therefore OP is cheating
Typical Niggerish thought
not much time left till Detroit senpai
Dark
ISIS
Lansing
>>25551487
The Dindu empire strikes back
>>25551487
Rolling to continue Georgia takeover
>>25551487
Gas the dindus Resort war now. Violate dindus.
>>25551511
OH SHIT!nice one senpai.
>>25551551dubs mean nothing in this game ^)
>>25551551
Yea but they're only 1s... that means its 8 territories, cuz dubs doubles the number and 1 is 4
>>25551513
too close to dindus senpai, can you pick Minnesota or something far away?
>>25551569
>>25549614 See here
>>25551551thanks senpai
>>25551590
Use part of my roll to stop normies taking land from gooks, then back to the plan before
>>25551487
Rolling
Actions:
>Use new tank battalions to crush Dindus
>>25551542
ayy my nigga, but you have to declare war in a separate turn, so choose an action to, now you're at war so next turn you can attack
>>25551569
>69
do that agian
Isis, dark, Nebraska
>>25551620
Alright nigga lets be allies. Just expand my shit up then nigga.
>>25551665
Hey isis, Dindu here. If you want you can convert my Dindus so they become Isis as I'm heading off now
Round 14, Rise of ISIS edition
>>25551692
thanks! This is my first time playing so I'm not sure what the fuck i'm doing.
>>25551700
MOAR NORMIE LAND
>>25551700
Rolling
Action:::
>ATTack NorMIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmjdUD2Vk9Q
>>25551700
Attack the dindus
>>25551700
Rolling
Action:
>Refocus efforts entirely towards the reich
Rolling to continue Nebraska
>>25551700
Dindu becomes Isis
Gonna call it a night. Had fun playing the baddie in this game.
>>25551736
I fucked you up big time, normie
bring a gun next time
>>25551708
So, do you want peace with me, or are we at war?
>>25551680
Alliance accepted
The Northern US Axis
You can visit the Trump tower in Chicago anytime
>>25551753
gg senpai cya around
>>25551778
So wait does dindu go neutral or does ISIS become at war with you?
![TURKLEGION9[1][1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/kifR0w9.gif "TURKLEGION9[1][1].gif")
>>25551762
>>25551762
Normieland on suicide watch!
>>25551786
Isis Gonna FUQ u up
>>25551778
Thank you Trip. What should we do with all the coalburners?
>>25551786
ISIS only goes at war with those who aren't islamic. So, if you become a Sunni islamic empire, we're ok.
>>25551700
Rolling
Georgiaaaaa
>>25551736
The Communist are rooting for your two front war friendanon
>>25551805
We'll see what ISIS has to say about that
>>25551813
He has yet to respond.
>>25551739
Well, are we or are we not at war?
Roll
Actions:
>Continue taking Southern IL
>>25551835
Never going to happen, aryan race will defeat all enemies of the reich.
Declare war on ISIS
>>25551859
Prepare to become part of the caliphate.
Rolling for more Nebraska
>>25551869
Good roll, but you already rolled ^)
>>25551739
>>25551882
I don't know the rules
>>25551869
Normies request an alliance with ISIS due to the common Nazi enemy. We are open to the adaptation of sharia
>>25551869
War declared on ISIS, we will never convert
>>25551897
>sharia
Go ahead, Islamic Normies.
Round 15, Dindus and ISIS unite
>>25551926
Requesting non-aggression with communists
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Vd5gyN8.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>25551951
Rollingg'
AcTIon:
>attack Normies ;^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5-oH-Czl5A
>>25551859
I also declare War on ISIS.
>>25551952
More normie land
>>25551869
We will bomb the hell outta you ISIS.
>>25551951
Also roll
>>25551951
Rolling
Action:
>Continue fighting reich
>>25551952
I cannot accept, because my heart lies with the Normie Empire
>>25551951
Rolling
Actions:
>Full scale offensive against ISIS in Michigan
>>25551980
Shoulda been more specific use roll against Dindus.
Rolling for more Nebraska
>>25551977
gg reich
>>25551998
>I cannot accept, because my heart lies with the Normie Empire
This has put me at distain, although the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
No treaty for now, then.
>>25552018
My first roll was 2, you win this round senpai
>>25551951
Giving reich my land and leaving game
![Japanese_young_ladies_stage_show_for_Hitlerjugend_1938[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/doXgVRt.jpg "Japanese_young_ladies_stage_show_for_Hitlerjugend_1938[1].jpg")
>>25552018
arigato, Mr. Roboto
>>25552053
Oh shit, give tennessee and kentucky to gooks
A referendum has been taken within the Normie Empire, ultimately degeneracy has overtaken sharia and the recent, misguided alliance with ISIS is broken.
![Chiang1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gH4hwG5.jpg "Chiang1[1].jpg")
>>25552076
Thank you very much, my nazi friend. If there was truly never a nigger it was you.
>>25552053
Oh shit, this might take a bit hold on
>>25552012
Theres a big war brewing senpai, we must be vigilant
Can someone explain what happens when you declare war to me?
>>25552140
I'm sure i speak for the reich and my japanese allies we have no direct quarrel with you or trump while ISIS and dindus still stands
>>25552158
Next round we can invade your land
>I make a risk thread
>get flamed for brining a /b/ tier thread to /r9k/
>somebody else makes a risk thread
>244 replies
What the hell man
![hu[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/twV3HTD.png "hu[1].png")
