Are wrist watches autistic?
if you're autistic they are
if not they're alright
chad can look good in anything
an autist can look autistic in anything
Not inherently no, but with how common cell phones are now they are a bit redundant.
>>25548367
What if I'm an autistic Chad?
>>25548343
No they're an accessory, like wearing rings or a necklace.
>>25548343
Better then using your phone to check the time like a normalfag casual.
>>25548399
They're a fashion accessory, you autist.
Who /leatherwristband/?
The comfiest watches are leather. Only normies like cold metal that pinches your skin.
Why are you worried about the time? You got somewhere to be?
>>25548408
Do you look autistic or do you look like chad
wearing a big chunky rubber casio should be part of the autistic manchild starter pack
>>25548399
A lot of workplaces don't allow phones during work.
>>25548438
Me, to be honest.
>>25548343
Are you kidding me?
They are the most socially acceptable masculine jewellery out there
Watch & Shoes are one of the first things girls check out when sizing up a guy
If you don't wear a good watch, you are at a serious disadvantage.
I have girls complement my watch all the time.
>>25548343
I wear a watch and I'm pretty autistic. From what I've seen, very few normies wear watches, at least in the younger generations.
However, if you're Chad, wearing a nice watch is a plus.
>>25548504
>Why are you worried about the time? You got somewhere to be?
Yeah, your sister's cunt.
>>25548504
this, only NEET manchildren don't wear watches
>>25548628
>Watch & Shoes are one of the first things girls check out when sizing up a guy
I don't wear a watch and my shoes are dirty 3-year-old sneakers. Good thing I stopped caring about bleeders years ago.
>>25548721
I like how you're so proud of being autistic and unappealing.
>>25548721
You should really put in an attempt
I hate socializing so any shortcut I can take to make girls like me right off the bat, I'll gladly do.
It's almost as if I keep myself in shape and dress well, girls will be nice to me by default so I can just be myself instead of putting in actual effort to properly socialize with them and make them like me via conversation.
I can just dress myself in expensive clothes and things are smooth sailing from the get go. I love that.
>>25548408
Like Gabe Newell?
>>25548935
No, the opposite. Chad-looking but with an autistic aura.
>>25548923
I do this but it still doesn't really work because I'm clueless about how to turn "girl being nice to me and having a conversation" into sex/GF.
>>25548343
no, but wearing it on the inside is
>>25548343
I wear them for my medical assisting class because we can't pull out a phone when taking pulses.
Is that autistic? No.
>>25549390
That's not autistic, it's just how women wear them.
>>25548616
>A lot of workplaces don't allow phones during work.
What kind of slave labor camp do you work in that doesn't let you check the time with your phone?
>>25549530
A slave labor camp with strict rules, where you get paid a lot, for example.
>>25549572
Like where? Give me an actual example of a occupation where glancing at the time on your phone is out of the question.
>>25549696
railway requires me to have a military grade 24 watch, and no i cant use my phone while at work. its fucking autistic
>>25549696
Lots of companies demand you leave your phone in your locker while working, because it distracts from your duties. Normies are incapable of not checking their phone every 5 minutes, you know.
>>25549735
>Using your phone is autistic
I never knew cell phone use at work was autistic, I thought it was normie as fuck behavior.
>>25549983
i mean its autistic that im not allowed to use my fucking phone. even if a god damn train derails im supposed to radio someone who is able to use a phone
Who /Apple Watch/ here?
>>25549696
I used to be a mechanic and a watch made much more sense than sticking dirty, oily hands into my pocket and getting shit all over my phone.
Watches also make a lot of sense in college, since you can get in trouble for pulling your phone out. (Especially during a test, which is one of the situations where knowing the time during class can be most important.)
Anyone else /meme watch/?
Japanese Watch Master Race
>>25550606
That looks really atrocious.
who /gshock/ here?
Wearing a watch depends on your job, if you have an active job its ideal. If you can use your phone then ya its not needed.
If you go out with friends/chicks a watch is ideal, you dont want to be checking your phone at the table...
>Since no on this site has friends, you dont need a watch
>>25551656
do people really wear this shit?
>>25551701
> better accuracy than any other watch
> shows seconds
> shows date with weekday
> has a timer
> has a stopwatch
> allows for multiple time zones
> battery lasts at least 4 years
Just how is it shit?
>>25551811
and you can wear it underwater
>>25551811
>wearing watches for pure functionality
So this is how autists think.
>>25551811
actually my watch is connected to an atomic clock in switzerland so it is a lot more accurate. you just got out-autist'd son
I picked this one up for a steal a couple years back.
Just got this for xmas. Love it so much. Lots of compliments on it
V vapour wave
>>25551439
Much lower tier meme watch here.
>>25551656
>>25551701
>>25551811
>>25551832
>>25551838
My functional autist watch is a Suunto Core. Much "cleaner" looking than the G-Shock and the altimeter feature is cool when skiing or hiking in the mountains, especially because it can log total ascent and descent. (Total downhill feet/meters in a day is a big dickwaving thing for skiers in particular.)
>>25551919
jesus fucking christ kys
>>25551939
I got this unholy clusterfuck (in the middle) from my folks for Christmas, so it's what I've been wearing for the past couple of weeks. It's not exactly a fashionable watch but I get a bit of a technoboner from it.
>>25551948
It has a calculator
>>25552020
do you shave your arms?
>>25552020
Advanced autism right there
>>25552056
I'm a grill
>>25552064
I'm a grill so it's qt n quirky
>>25552072
you have fat arms for a grill then
which anon has the nicest watch ITT?
>>25551919
>>25552020
Quite possibly the most autistic accessory
I have ever seen. Kudos to you anon.
![140106b7.steel_trio_qtr_zoom[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/gxSKxiz.png "140106b7.steel_trio_qtr_zoom[1].png")
I got the autism watch, a smartwatch. I like seeing my notifications quickly.
>>25552072
Now I can't stop imagining you as a huge nerdy dork who isn't even wearing it ironically. Like nerd-glasses, ugly hair, no make-up.
>>25552072
If you think so, even a beta like me thinks this is some autistic shit and i watched over 600 anime series in total, i know what im talking about
>>25551919
>compliments
Chads and Staceys "complimenting" the retarded autistic girl and she takes it at face value.
Wear a classic looking watch. Buy a Seiko 5 if you want something simple and plain that looks nice and will last you.
Avoid quartz movement.
>>25548343
>>25548628
>>25551656
>>25551919
>>25552020
>>25552113
These watches are autistic, and will make you look like a manchild. This is what you should avoid wearing, OP.
>>25552096
Not that fat familia. I lift so I'm bulky but eh. Have dat butt
I would say >>25551498 has the best ITT, but I'm not really a fan of any. Like I enjoy old school chunky atrocities such as Timex or Casio OR super minimal, clean shit like Skagen
>>25552097
Thanks familia
It also has a data bank in it so when a dude asks to exchange numbers I bust out my watch and punch his name/number in and the reactions are hilarious
It's a great swerve tool
>>25552215
>those grandma-hands
holy fuck you keep turning into more and more of a spectacle
how much do you bench?
>>25548628
>breitling
>not true god tier like jaeger lecoultre and audemar piguet.
Get out
>>25552121
Bruh, I'm a cool girl. I get scouted to work at cool girl stores like Oak+Fort and Aritizia all the time. Like, most people couldn't pull it off I don't think. But I dress super normcore so it works well.
I don't really wear makeup besides eyebrows. But it is qt I swear.
>>25552163
Even if it is autistic, I like it and I think it's A+
>>25552215
>when a dude asks to exchange numbers
has this ever happened or is it just a daydream you fantasize about?
>>25548616
Yes, anon, we see your veins. You can stop overcompensating for your tiny smooth penis now.
>>25552268
Do you want to be my gf?
>>25552291
You're obviously trying to bait me into posting a picture proving otherwise, because you want to see my veiny penis.
It almost worked.
>>25552243
Oh man. I should stop now.
I don't usually bench, as I don't focus on chest a whole lot. But last time I benched I was doing 150, which is my BW. So I was pretty happy with that.
No, watches are ordinary, acceptable,things to wear.
Smart watches are a bane on society though.
>>25552319
>68kg
so you're fat and weak AND you have an ugly watch and grandma hands
explain what is so "cool" about you
Who /fitbit/ here?
>>25552279
Omg I'm actually a super qt. I don't wanna post face because im not that big of an attention whore
If ur real curious u can send me an email
[email protected]
For real though, I bartend at a trendy hipster bar and get hit on all the damn time
>>25552308
Yah sure. I already have a bf tho. U ok with a harem or nah?
>>25552351
Too expensive for me man.
But I like the heart rate monitor. That's pretty cool. Sucks it doesn't sync more notifications and just become a full on smartwatch rather than half assing it.
>>25552349
I'm 5'10. 150 is a great weight for me desu familia.
Also like I said I don't usually bench. I'm all about that leg life.
>>25552400
The Fitbit blaze does, as far as i have seen It's new). My watch is basically a straight up "sports watch" (Fitbit Surge).
Absolutely fucking love it.
>>25552376
yeah im fine with a harem, i once got my own when i was like 16 yo, now im 25 and lonely
>>25552426
Never looked into the blaze, just the surge. Decided to go Pebble instead and just use those activity trackers. Works fairly well.
"Autistic" is /r9k/'s "degenerate".
I hate these "are (insert something here) autistic" threads?
>>25552526
Pebbles are nice, most of the watches are these days. I initially went with the surge for four main reasons, heart-rate tracker that takes your BPM from your wrist, and the integrated GPS tracker. As well as getting it for 230$, shops wanted 300+ but i priced match and they took off an extra 10%.
Also 7 days at minimum with all the options enabled the battery will last, and only takes an hour and a half to fully charge.
Feels good mayne.
>>25548878
Lol
>Doesn't care about watch, shoes or women.
>Got you, you fucking autistic person on 4chan!
>>25552637
FUCK I want that heart rate monitor...
>>25552709
No, I mean, I like that. I wasn't pointing it out or making fun of him. I meant that I like it. It's cool that there are people like him, walking around in their hideous sneakers not giving a fuck.
>>25548628
i have a Tissot T-Touch 2
>>25552781
How much did you get the pebble for, mate? Might want to price-match like i did or just wait until they go on special which they probably will with the new watch coming out soon.
>>25552941
I got it used on Amazon for $70. Just was gonna get some random $9 plastic casio but I just thought...fuck it. Love it though, really love that I can just see short texts, skype, and facebook stuff quickly without having to bust out my phone every time to see someone said "lol"
My watch.
>tfw I sperged out and ripped my watch in half one day and now I cant wear it
it was a shitty g-shock anyway.
>>25553063
This one is pretty autistic
Pens are more fun and noticeable than watches. Bitch be heavy and slippery as a fish though, and it makes me feel bad using a nice pen with sloppy handwriting, but it feels good in my hand.
I also get lots of autistic joy from watching my watch second hand sweep around though. How does that shit even work?
>tfw want some sort of "smartwatch" like a fitbit but worried about radiation
should this be a real concern
>>25553253
>but worried about radiation
>>25553253
Are you for serious?
>>25552941
Whelp, same guy here. Mom wants one and is buying one now.
>>25548628
>Watch & Shoes are one of the first things gold diggers check out when sizing up a guy
ftfy
>>25550634
>I used to be a mechanic and a watch made much more sense than sticking dirty, oily hands into my pocket and getting shit all over my phone.
Your shop didn't have clocks? Like anywhere?
I work in a tiny 4-bay shop and we have 5 clocks: one in the lobby, one behind the counter, and 3 in the shop area.
I just keep my phone on my toolbox and occasionally check the time since our clocks are garbage and none of them read the same time.
I like the stupid convenience of watches, though. If I'm curious about the time, I can just move my arm, glance at it, and go back to what I was doing in five seconds or so instead of taking 30 seconds to dig my phone out of my pocket, turn the display on, read it, turn it off, and stuff it back in my pocket.
>Tfw no Autodromo Gr. B
>>25548343
Wristwatches are good if you pick the right one. If you have a digital watch or a smart watch you're autistic though yeah
>>25554893
Lots of normies wear digital watches. There is nothing odd or "Autistic" about wearing one.
>tfw don't know how to read an acoustic watch
help
>>25554057
No, we actually didn't, the only clock in the place was in the office.
Our shop wasn't a normal shop anyway, we didn't have much in the way of routine, short jobs, and we had a really small and laid back staff so keeping track of time was kind of irrelevant. We basically just went in at some time of morning, worked until we felt like going home, and got our cut of the job.
We were mostly track-focused and did a lot of fab, so most of our jobs were multiweek things like "Here's my stock car, call me when it's a race car."
>>25548343
I hope not I fucking love my watch
>Can check the time instantly
>Don't have to mess about getting out my phone out of my pocket to check the time
>Stop watch whenever i want
>Can wear it underwater or in the shower
>not carrying a pocket watch
nothing classier. do you even gentleman?
Try to say "Irish Wristwatch" as fast as you can five times in a row.
>>25555509
Does anyone actually make a nice pocket watch anymore? I can't find any nice ones. Just super shitty ones and then mid range couple hundred dollar ones. Looking for one in the 3000 to 7,000 range
>>25555509
*tips fedora* m'anon
>>25555565
you were just 10 off and you would have had septuas.
>>25555565
I'm sure some metal guy on etsy can get you some nice stuff. Was looking into a octopus pocket watch on etsy but I wasn't sure of the quality.
>>25556153
Well, essentially, I want swiss watch tier internals but in a pocket watch. I dunno if I trust etsy quality.
>>25555565
>>25556218
I'm sure there is a watchmaker is Switzerland who still makes pocket watches upon request.
might as well start officially collecting at this point
r8 this watch I just ordered. Seiko SNDC33 with a 40mm case for my skellington wrists.
>>25551656
Hi dad, is that you?
>>25557206
Do the small dials actually work or are they just for show?
>>25557239
It's a chronograph so I assume they work. It's actually the 2nd watch I've ever owned, after my shitty $40 Timex broke on me after a month or two.
>>25557286
I hope so mang. My biggest pet peeve is looking for watches and the makers have the balls to put in fake dials on an otherwise good-looking watch
>>25555382
I wish I had your job. All I do is fix german cars for people who don't understand how money works.
>>25555565
Patek makes some incredibly ones from time to time, but you're gonna have to add a few more zeroes to that price tag.
>>25557368
Haha that's basically what I did, only we threw rollcages and fancy coilovers at them instead of just fixing them. (We were an M3 specialty shop that dabbled a bit in 911s.)
And fucking German cars, dude. Once they start making sense in your head you know you're past the point of no return and will never be able to work on anything else again.
Also, if I never see a fucking torx screw again in my life I can die happy.
What are good looking poorfag watches I can wear regularly? I like to do outdoor things but I also like the look of stainless steel.
>>25557428
>Once they start making sense in your head you know you're past the point of no return and will never be able to work on anything else again.
I realized this when our new service writer started bringing in his old customers. I saw a Toyota for the first time in a year and my first thought was "How the hell do you expect me to work on this?"
The way you word it, it sounds like you had the opposite problem I do. Our customers are welfare queens and shit who buy decade-old BMWs and such because they're cheap and have no idea what it means to take care of them. Only about 10% of our customer base can actually afford to own their cars. The rest just like the badge and don't care that their German Corolla is falling the fuck apart.
>>25557561
Oh god, yeah, that's gotta suck.
Our bad customers were mostly entitled rich kids who would nitpick pricing despite having infinite bank accounts and the fact that we were a bargain compared to anywhere else with our quality of work. (We directly competed with GMG and BBI, were widely considered to do better work than them, and were substantially cheaper.)
And yeah, fucking Toyotas are mindfucks. We got some random stuff when our regulars would either buy a second car or switch out of BMW, and FR-S/BRZ were common for a while. I hate doing coilovers on double wishbone cars. Same shit also applies to S2000s, but even worse because S2Ks have all been raped now. (Speaking of which, I happen to own an immaculate AP2 with only 30k on it, and pretty much nobody who knows me even knows I have it.)
>>25557560
Mine >>25553063 was only $5 at CVS.
This is my autist watch.
I only wear it for /out/ and /asp/ shit or when working on cars though.
>>25557947
That's a cool watch. Is it water proof? How much does it cost?
>>25548343
Nothing wrong with a little autism. But watches don't have to be autistic, if you're chad and get a generic high-end swiss you're fine.
>>25559481
Yeah, it's waterproof to a pretty decent depth. It actually can use its altimeter to measure depth too, I know some divers use them for that but not sure how deep you can go.
MSRP is around $300 but they can be had for less. I got lucky and got mine at one of REI's "garage sales" for $65, it was in brand new condition and was either a display model or one that was never worn and then returned.
My only complaint is the shitty stock strap, mine broke after 5 years (the little loop that holds the tail of the strap fell apart), so I need to get a replacement. There used to be NATO strap adapters on etsy, I've been meaning to see if they still exist.
>>25552337
What about smartwatches that look like watches?
>>25560710
100% fedora
Unless you are chad, then it's spuer cool and high tech.
>>25548343
>Rarely use phone.
>Hate digital
>Wear analog wrist watch to tell time.
I'd rather flick my wrist and look down then pull out a literal brick from my pocket and input a sequence code for the time.
>>25560762
you win the autism award, in a thread about autism. well done
>>25560762
>>rarely use phone
>>I'd rather flick my wrist and look down then pull out a literal brick from my pocket and input a sequence code for the time.
it really isn't hard to spot the autist with his flip phone is it
I just like to wear mine for part fashion, but also because it's easier to just look at your wrist than pull out your phone from your pocket.
Pic is mine.
>>25560803
>this
>fashion
you guys are taking this overboard
is this the new "autism shoe" type thing?
>>25560841
It's a sports luxury watch with a black leather strap with carbon fibre laced in and it looks passable with almost any outfit, from suits to sport wear. And I just think it looks bad ass as well.
>>25548343
>tfw your wrist watch uses sunlight as its power source but it's dark af so can't wear it
>>25548343
The ones that are digital and have calculators and can play melodies are autistic, unless you're a Chad.
>>25552266
>not patek philippe or vacheron constantin
>>25560787
I used to have flip phones until a few years ago when I got a phone just like this one (same model but not the exact phone I have because it's just a picture I found online).
This one has a touch screen on the front and a slide out keyboard (the best of both worlds).
they're entirely obsolete l
Digital watches are clearly only for autists
I bought a real tourbillon watch will I get gold digger pussy now?
That said when you turn from someone who wears a watch into someone who brags about expensive dogshit like the breitling or spends hours in a thread on /g/ daily, you are indeed autistic.
>>25562753
Is it chink or are you so loaded you could've gotten it before anyway?
Who here /poopwatch/
I only wear this when I'm pooping
Like most things in life, they make the attractive look more attractive and the ugly look uglier.
>>25551838
seriously, what the fuck else would someone wear a watch for? they all look absolutely retarded even hidden under a suit, and it certainly doesn't pass for fashion anymore
>>25562926
real deal, but I don't think most women would know the difference anyways
I have a pocket watch.
>>25549696
Companies like Audi wont let you bring cell phones to work, other places with highly sensitive projects are the same way
>>25551656
Got a green chinese one I bought for $20 S-shock yeaaah.
It has analogue clock as well and looks tacticool as fuck.
