How attractive are you robots?
http://www.faces.ethz.ch/
I'm hot as fuck
This thing is bullshit. I uploaded 4 different pictures of myself all taken from the same camera and same angle. Each one got a different. rating. One was hot. One was nice. One was ok. And the last one couldn't be rated because it thought I was underage.
I'm just...nice
I did it twice and both times I was the lowest possible rating.
I know I gotta cut my hair but christ
Godlike as fuck
>>25548254
you got a bad score because of the lighting man take a better pic you'll score higjer
pic related its me, ive tried multiple pictures but i can't achieve godlike status. maybe in another life
Godlike
>why am i posting here
>also i'm 20 not 26 wtf
>>25548184
I look like a less Jewy version of you and got the same thing
>>25548437
>>25548543
It must be broken, cause you niggas are not good looking
Not even close to Chad Thundercock
>>25548597
my cock is bigger than both of theirs though so lmao
um wow? I wasn't really expecting this,
>>25548832
Nether were we.
>>25548832
timestamp nao
This is bullshit but I believe it
Tbhtbhtbhplsnomutem9
>>25548832
probably because you are right. you shouldn't be expecting it. because you are not god like. you are in the "nice" category
>post best picture of myself
>OK
>post another
>no face detected
FUCK FUCK FUCK
At least it is somewhat sane.
>>25548832
i know because you're like sooo ugly right? and you only got 3 hours of sleep the night before you took that picture and you only had 10 minutes to do your makeup and you were getting over a cold. but you guess you'll show us the picture anyway, not that you're fishing for compliments or anything, or being artificially modest because you're committed to projecting the image of a humble person who has deeper qualities than your physical appearance. no, you'll just post it so we can marvel at how incorrect your results were. you probably won't even stick around to look at the responses.
Meh... Pretty much expected that
i am STUNNING as long as i keep my eyes closed and they don't see how rotted out my soul is
>>25549370
eh, can't be much worse than how small your penis is.
>>25548597
>just b urself man
>b confident chicks dig confidence
>hahah it worked for me man
>no face detected
just
To be honest it rated my friends arm band as hot, not sure how much to trust
>tfw you're a hideous subhuman chud and joke uploads look better than you
>>25548832
dont listen to them anon, you're beautiful even an ai knows it! if you want to kik and talk about anything my kik is 23kikestar_
Just...Tried
When I do it i get "hmm..."
ITS LITERALLY OVER FOR ME LADS
>>25549911
stop being a faggot and accept what u look like
>all these Chads getting Hot,Stunning,Godlike
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Got an OK and 10/10s are constantly mirin.
HOW
>>25550884
lies or post proof
>>25550721
normies out
>>25550597
post pic
>>25547929
It guessed age perfectly, but the ratings seen arbitrary
Haha :-) it's not like my feelings are hurt or anything!
man or grirl
>>25551536
>>25548832
why are there qts on this website REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25551367
I agree with the AI. Sorry...
>>25551536
I'd wife you. Do you want to be wifed?
Every single one of my photos gets "Ok".
>>25548437
okay i guess
>>25548543
hot i suppose
>>25548832
you're handsome, definitely hot
>>25549177
lol
>>25549351
okay
>>25550580
average
>>25551536
man
>>25551871
you're probably hot desu
>>25551751
i'm 31, still interested?
>>25552680
post body pic
origina; cmment
>>25552680
yeah i'm
>>25548543
so whadya think
>>25547929
I'm not doing this but went on beautifulpeople.com or some shit where they rate you, and I got the worst of anyone who posted like 95% not beautiful at all. And I thought I was at least average.
Ayy lmao. Got my age right 2
Hot and 2 years older than I am.
Well fuck me, even nonhumans think I'm repulsive.it's probably because I made a stupid face desu
>>25550580
you're not bad looking
Viper is qt
>>25553159
why dont try again and see with a normal face this time
I love these subtle camwhore loophole threads.
"No mom, I ain't fishin' for compliments. I'm just doing the funnie online face rate thing and posting the results!!!"
>>25553178
I guess I'm just ugly
>>25553159
>>25553285
stop being faggot, your average at least... hit the gym and you'll be bretty gd
>>25552979
Are you a trap or nah?
>just checkin' can never be too sure these days
also lmao at the virgin mobile carrier
>>25553335
>hit the gym
Why? Look at these guns
>>25553386
so stop moaning
its all about how u carry urself bro
>tfw god isn't even godlike by these standards
>>25553427
I wasn't moaning that was a joke.
>>25552979
I saw your lovely fanny on /soc/.
Will you have sex with me?
>>25553446
Try Mohammed
nvm
I am inclined to agree
It doesn't seem to detect fatassery.
>>25553622
Best I could find. Still not godlike
Don't look if muslim
>>25553708
I feel like it's slanted in favor of womenjust like reality
Syrian refugee/10
keklsiehfglsirghs
cant doge the roge
Wow, stunning
>>25548437
I know you IRL dude LMAO
Well, there goes that shred of confidence
>>25554010
I think it's from your camera lense settings
"you" are really cute
>>25554010
ayy lmao
still cute though
>>25554053
>you are really cute
>>25554010
Happy now? You got the compliment you wanted now leave this board
Its broken
It gives a useless cunt like >>25548832 godlike, and pic related "hot"
Disgusting
>>25554053
"you" are really thirsty
katya deserves better than this
this website is wilde
Quality
>>25548437
you'd look better without the dead animal on your head
ummm o-okay
>>25554010
Tried a picture with my glasses. Only learned that Abraham Lincoln is stunning and appears to be 38.
>>25554119
fuck off, retard
It's not like I think I'm going to get laid from an r9k thread. If it's objective then whatever.
I got a compliment on mine and you didn't talk shit about that, you frustrated beta.
lying ass robot.
Clearly I'm hmm.. tier
Supreme Quality
Hitler is more attractive than me
>>25554282
lol, whiteknight harder
this does not represent real life since i've almost always been forever alone ;_;
>>25554294
OK tier with a different facial expression to be quite honest with you family
>>25550543
No thanks loser
all it does is measure bilateral symmetry
>hmm
it's not accurate r-right?
like poetry
>>25554402
ive seen you post your stupid face like 10 times and i dont even go in face threads, and in this one youve even included an instagram filter. ive seen your pictures that werent meticulously taken to maximize your attractiveness and i know youre a 6/10. how much of an insecure validation seeking dumb fucking normie do you have to be to post your picture so frequently. go to /soc/ if you want to participate in a compliment circlejerk. youre just as bad as dangies and you are making /r9k/ worse for me and many others who dont want to recognize poster faces from seeing them so many times on an anonymous imageboard
Who the hell even knows.
>>25554520
but i want advice how to be a 9/10 bb otherwise i'll be forever a robot
The algorithm was fed data from students who had the task to rate some pictures so it knows what's hot and not. The female students probably only rated 20% as hot or better. Fuck that I won't feel bad about only getting okays for my pictures.
Bobby bad fingers is pretty nice
>>25554589
you're Nice tier family
>>25554520
kek go back to sluthate, incel
LENORE
>>25554281
>>25554010
>>25552979
>>25551536
>>25548832
why are people like this here
fuck off normies
>>25554589
the AI can't tell what a whiny bitchboy you are
>>25550580
Whassup kylo
>Won't give me a result because it thinks I'm underaged
Not his face but good enough.
This thing is a female apparently
>>25554520
Everyone has a picture where they are ugly af. This guy is a walking god and since he did a full frontal photo, it should be more or less accurate, even with a color filter.
Also, never seen him before on here.
yup it's accurate
I got hmm on 3 different pictures
Thunders jddjcidn
>>25555201
>scored the same as that thing
just fucking kill me now
>>25547929
am I really that fucked?
>>25555331
the girl in that pic should really be scoring Nice, or hot with a really good picture. I guess the robot can tell how basic she is.
>>25555465
That is what it gave trump.
>>25554402
How many dicks have you taken in you faggot mouth bitch? Do johns use your eyebrows as handlebars when they fuck your face?
>take a straight on shot of my face
>cannot detect face
>mfw I have no face
>>25554402
it looks like you've taken hundreds of pictures just to get the right one and then you fucking CLING onto the one that makes you look good.
>>25555558
fuck man look at that near get
>255555555
>>25553227
Moot is actually rather handsome when he gets his hair right.
>>25555465
You look like Frodo m8
>>25555555 damn it i fucked it up I just want to see the post
>>25555591
more like i'm lazy to take new pics
>>25555714
Trim your eyebrows please
>>25555331
It likes your nose.
>godlike get
who /nice/ here?
>adorably below average
>not intimidating
>qts don't feel like they're dipping too far below their league with you
truly masterrace
Who /below 18/ here?
>tfw your cherub gay face is keeping you a virgin
Might just go gay.
>>25555754
which way?? too much and my forehead starts to look big ;_;
>>25555859
This might help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2WhluJKICA
>>25555843
Enjoy that ban
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!
>>25555965
I mean the AI thinks I'm below 18. I'm actually 19. I have a really neotenous face.
>>25554482
Bravo..
>>25554010
>>25553285
these things measure symmetric patterns, try smiling so your lips are same heigh, take hair away from eye and raise brows to same level.
>wrong age
>wrong gender>wrong rating
Well ain't that great.
>>25555806
It rated me nice, but that was probably just because the angle and I didn't show my horrendous teeth.
If I was even mildly good-looking a girl would have shown interest by now. I'm already halfway through college and not one fucking girl has even kind of indicated that they find me attractive.
>without glasses: hmm
>with glasses: stunning
I wonder if a large part of the algorithm has to do with the symmetry of the eyes.
I'm ok, most pics wouldnt let me upload because apparently I look under 18
OP here, I made this thread to bait out normies don't that we could reee port them.
Fuk ok
>>25555465
ok isn't ugly its average. definitely inaccurate though bc you're far above average
>>25556276
wtf ur cute will you be my bf
>>25556389
>>25555714
>>25554402
SOC NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEE
>>25556276
you're a qt, desu~~~
>>25556389
I think you are qt as fuck personally but.
Get the fuck out of here you stupid bitch. You couldn't possibly understand what it means to be alone, nobody wants you, nobody cares or what it means to be fucked in everything just because you exist. You are not a robot, get the fuck out
NORMIE LEAVE
>>25547929
This is complete shit since it rates uglies as ok.
>>25556276
You look like a pussy
>>25547929
It estimated that I was 5 years younger, but "nice".
>>25547929
>gf always gets "hot" and "stunning"
>I always get "OK" or "nice"
>I'm actually an 9 and she's like 7-8
I'm questioning my attractiveness now. This was a real blow to my self-esteem.
>>25547929
look older than what i am and got a nice.
im happy
>there are tons of newly insecure fembots lurking this thread RIGHT NOW
hmu ladies
wew lad
Normalfagdom here I come.
>>25556418
no
do u know where the buvvins is
>>25556495
I'm single as a Pringle date me
I'm >>25556376
>>25556532
okay qt 3.14
I tried posting with this picture I was 22 at the time of taking it but it says im under 18.... do I look that young
>>25556389
stop fishing for compliments, you literally post daily on soc and flirt with beta looking guys everywhere
>>25547929
Uber-kekatron9001
>>25556568
Whatcha up to Huehue
>>25556577
She does that? That's scummy.
>>25556571
You would have an extreme babyface if not for the facial hair.
>>25556581
Racist as shit tbqph familia
>>25556599
yeah her type seems to be faggorty looking twinks every time i see her backwards rates
>>25548832
That's not you. Can't believe r9k/ is falling for this.
>>25556611
Leave normie.
Wtf is with all of these women claiming to be robots when they easily can get laid/ have friends? This thread is just for attention whores.
>>25556660
I can't easily get laid tho.
comment full of text and lots of content and originality
>>25556675
Yeah, because you're pulling a facade either way.
>>25556445
Lol ty. I might not be a robot but I do understand what it's like to be alone and have no one want me. I'm a khv and have never had a guy like me or give me any sort of positive attention irl and I don't have any friends and have never rly had any. I'll post here all I want.
>>25549341
underrated post, mi familia
It got everything right...
>>25553990
THIS is my worst nightmare, posting a pic of yourself on here is like Russian roulette
>>25556737
Are you living in a fantasy? I know there are people in this world who like and want you. I know there are people in this world who want your attention. There are people out there. As for me? I could die tomorrow and maybe somebody on steam would notice my status is on snooze instead of just away.
>>25556675
Bullshit. Just put makeup on and show up to a bar.
Literally that's all you have to do. What you are really saying in your message is that, "I can't get laid by Chad"
Gtfo
>>25556727
Nah because I have an extremely Christian senpai. Abstinence is strongly enforced.
nice im actually 18 not 20
>>25556783
>I know there are people in this world who like and want you. I know there are people in this world who want your attention. There are people out there.
Where are they? I have no idea where they are and I've never met them.
>>25556801
Fuck I meant family.how does this happen. I don't even have a senpai
It's not his picture idiot
>>25556836
There is one born every day.
>>25556822
Just because you reject them doesn't mean they aren't there. A girl with looks like yours is destined for attention. Stop using me to validate you. Dumb bitch.
>>25556836
>>25556660
meant to respond to this
i got nice twice.
could be worse I guess.
>>25556794
How about you gtfo? I want my first time to be with someone I respect and I don't use sling this pussy all over town. I don't just fuck for the fuck of it, faggot
>>25556819
will you marry me?
lets run away to the sunset together
>>25556376
>no messy hair gf to match my messy hair
>selfie camera
>consistent "fine"
>front facing camera
>consistent "nice"
Lighting and camera lense changes a lot brahs.
My friends girlfriend got "Godlike" with her professional photos, and "nice" with regular phone camera photos.
>>25548832
>>25551536
>>25552979
>>25553708
>>25554010
>>25554281
>>25555331
>>25556202
>>25556376
>>25556389
>>25556819
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
WOMEN CAN'T BE ROBOTS
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
WOMEN CAN'T BE ROBOTS
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM!
WOMEN CAN'T BE ROBOTS
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
WOMEN
CAN'T
BE
ROBOTS
>>25556855
I'm a fembot but not the one you were replying to
>>25556822
>>25556855
Wasn't me that replied but I've never had the chance to reject anyone. And what do you mean my looks? I'm average at best.
>>25555331
Quit fishing for compliments, roastie
ayy lmao
tfw you are uglier than this guy
>>25556875
K
Cool. Idc
>>25555331
*throws bag of compliments*
>>25556905
stupid whore.
>>25556908
So the guy who posted pictures of your tits, that wasn't anything right?
![1f19c10621a42ad8d678b20cfed74eae[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/3zu0tIG.png "1f19c10621a42ad8d678b20cfed74eae[1].png")
I'm just okay, and I'm okay with that
>>25556933
what? im saying i wish u wer mi gf
if thats you in the picture
>>25556896
you're like a good looking maxim, just leave
I'm a femanon and I don't fish for compliments like these other whores. I usually lurk and shit,
(Debated posting this cuz it makes me look like I want a golden star for being such a unique fucking anon if you guys feels what I'm saying.
>>25556955
fuck you dumbass bitch fuck fucker fag douche ass backer nigger casket potato dick sucker
>>25556993
congratulations you're a female
>>25556976
Pooh haha sorry I misinterpreted
And ye it's me
>>25556993
you're clearly autistic so you get a pass
>>25556993
you shouldnt of posted
>>25556955
He tricked me into believing that it was possible for a guy to actually like me and I was stupid and trusted him. He didn't like me he just wanted to ruin my life. I don't see how that is supposed to somehow make me not lonely.
>>25557011
>>25557013
children....
this >>25556993 is b8
>>25557012
Im guessing youre american right?
Does anyone know how exactly it works? What does it measure to decide if you're hmm or nice or stunning?
>implying i'm not godlike
website must be malfunctioning
I'm a femfag so fucking tie me up, rape me and leave chunks of my body in a lake.
i guess all those times people said i looked okay, it was an insult. based on this scale, okay is 2/10
>>25557009
just post your contact already so i can call you a bitch in private and then hit on you.
>>25557029
Yes Sam I am
>>25557038
probably facial symmetry, and proportionate features
>>25557024
>>25557059
Mean that there but whatever same effect.
Got Nice on a pic.
My friend who is a qt girl always tells me that I'm attractive. This retarded, broken program for laughs proves that she is lying and that I'm an ugly faggot.
Yeah that feels good.
So, what actually makes a femanon wanna come to this board anyway?
>>25557061
otherside of the world to me, our can never be. sux
>>25557038
I assume it compares your face to the pictures database from the blinq app they're advertising and gives you a score based on how attractive the people were judged on the app.
>>25547929
Adolf confirmed nice
>>25557093
Dank memes. Imgur can't give me the chuckles anymore plus, I love fucked up shit I guess
>>25548543
So fucking hot
who are you???
>>25557059
>>25557083
My kik is catmolester msg me
>>25557140
dont have kik. get skype
>>25557094
Ah. Woe iS life. Imma go cry in my pillow reel quik :,)
criiiiiiiinge tbhwy..
>>25557150
dont
robot pls dont
lol kill me in an original way
>>25557125
are you a semi-normal human bean?
or a twisted fucking psychopath?i fit two memes into that for ya, fembuddy ;)
>>25557046
kys dumb fuck
>>25557148
Just made one my username is catmolester_
>>25557046
hey I like fat guys with extremely cute faces
would you date me >>25555331 or are you insulted now that a very ugly girl expressed interest
>>25557305
How do I know your not some anon fucking with me now?compliment fishing normie
>tfw just okay
Fucking kill me, that means I'm disgusting.
>>25557333
not that guy but you aren't fucking ugly so stop it.
you look like you could lose a bit of weight but it's hard to tell. Standard 5-6/10 Mexican girl, maybe even higher if the tits/ass are on point.
Pretty fucking ugly sempai
I'd give it a go but I don't have any pics on this comp
>>25557333
Don't troll the poor guy
>>25557361
Well this nig is just ok
GUYS I DONT KNOW IF THIS ONES MORE ACCURATE
>>25557516
You're features just aren't attractive desu
>>25549351
hey you're that nigga from /fa/
>>25557516
the looks yeah, age idk
I'm not gonna even bother uploading since I know I look similar to Ryan Gosling but 70% less attractive, which makes a 7~9 a fucking 3~5 at best
>>25557516
go post on /soc/ some more, you enormous faggot
>>25557333
i don't think that girl is ugly, but i think this is a troll
but no i wouldn't be insulted if that girl expressed interest
>>25557588
>browses soc enough to know i post
>posts on r9k
we know who the enormous faggot is
>>25557682
I don't post on /soc/ and you have enough of a reputation that people post entire threads about you
>>25557554
how do i improove the hoove
srsly it sucks seeing women get disappointed the moment we meet and staying a benis in vagina virgin
>hmmm
Yeah, that sounds about right
>>25557725
no they dont since i never seen one
you clearly lurk more than i do.
>>25557755
I've only been on there a few times and that was enough to know your name is Maxim. You're a lying manchild and notorious attentionwhore.
>>25557796
i dont believe you since that is literally the same response you always give me, and you are always here to reply to me a minute later making you have less of a life than i do lawls
>>25557041
ayyyy I saw you post on reddit
>>25557822
wtf are you talking about dude, I've never spoken to you before this thread
>>25557516
You're ugly kill yourself
>>25557841
>>25557846
kekekek, i can copy and paste this from a previous thread almost
no need to samefag to try and get that devastation seem popular, you just sound pathetic now.
>>25557901
maybe people don't like you
it's okay. people don't like me either. not everyone gets to be liked
>>25557936
i've always been nice to everyone unless they're being a dick to me first
>>25557966
idk i was never mean to you but you were fucking mean to me on soc
i forgive you though, i wouldn't like me either
>>25557985
whaaaa? it was probably someone impersonating me then. what did i say?
i would know and remember if i was being mean to someone for no real reason
>>25557966
>>25558028
I'm the first guy who replied to you, and I only hate you because you posted on that shitty board long enough to become a meme.
Who /stunning/ here? Bloxox
