What happened to the programming thread?
>40 bits in circumference
>not 32 or 64
>not even 48
>>25542363
>you will never take the red pill
>>25542424
>counting all those lanes
>not even not counting all those lanes
>>25542363
>tfw had a moving closed eye visual not unlike that image when i tripped balls on dxm
>>25542527
It didn't take much time. I used foreground and background colours and Paint's right-click feature to paint the tens.
>>25542518
What are you talking about?
don't you dare mute me
>>25542541
How was the trip?
>>25542558
shhh hush now
>>25542424
What do the green/red dots signify?
>>25542638
Tens, for recounting if I lost track.
>>25542670
Also, I just noticed there's a ring consisting only of zeros.
>>25542712
>>25542670
In fact, ha, ALL rings seem to repeat themselves.
>>25542601
briddy gud.
500mg, 1 and a half bottles of dat tussin sizzurp mane
after about 40-50mins i had to go kneel at the toilet and pop, but i hadn't eaten too much so it was quick and mostly just water/the syrup that came up. i had not a fuck to give about it
after that i sat in my recliner and listened to Tool with my earbuds in and that's where it habbedn. closed my eyes, was listening to some lateralus song, it might have been lateralus itself, and there was this point of light in the center (closed eye) and i was rushing towards it, or it was rushing towards me, and it was like a tunnel of odd geometric shapes all on the periphery
6 or 7/10. next time i'm upping that shit to 700
>>25542670
>he had to mark them in paint to keep track
>>25542744
Nice numbers mason
I asked: what the fuck happened to the programming thread? It didn't sage, did it?
>>25542363
it fucked off to /g/
programming is too autistic, even for this board.
>>25543282
what the fuck did you just say about me and something about gorilla warfare
Are we learning programming in here?
Im down senpai
>>25544156
ask your questions if you have any
>>25544194
Oh okay/
How do i program?
>>25544194
Honestly though i finished the javascript course on codecademy and i didnt learn a single thing.
How do you reccomend i learn?
>>25544231
Step 1: learn a programming language
Step 2: program something
>>25544252
Tutorial videos and a shitload of practice. JavaScript on its own is worthless too, you need to know decent HTML/CSS for it to be useful.
>>25544252
Copy tutorial code and fuck with it until it breaks, then start over and fuck with it some more until you understand it. Then go to the next tutorial.
>>25544275
>>25544305
On it dudes.
>>25544275
>JavaScript on its own is worthless too, you need to know decent HTML/CSS for it to be useful.
That's not true at all. Even I actually wrote Winows system scripts in JScript.
It was deleted for some reason even though it almost lasted 24 hours.
>>25544368
>naming your /prog/ memes in camelcase
Am I being meta-trolled?
>>25544395
no memes here senpai.
>>25544340
My bad then, but I highly doubt he's learning it for that kind of stuff.
>>25544368
And I was just talking to this dude who had this interesting game with a morphing blob that possessed people. Screw you mods :(
>>25544947
ya, that was actually pretty cool looking.
>>25544194
Any good resources besides codecademy?
Like the other guy ITT I don't think I really learned anything. Signed up for a edX course that starts soon but I worry that might turn out the same.
>tfw learned with coldfusion/procedure-based programming and now have to learn OOP.
>>25545011
What exactly do you want to learn?
>>25545011
I don't know CodeAcademy but anything that teaches you the basics is fine (TheNewBoston was my go-to guy for Java). People just follow the tutorials and expect to be wizards within the week. You need to practice a shitload. After you've learned all the basics, make a decent text game or something, and then go on to more advanced stuff.
You L I T E R A L L Y have to apply constantly or you'll learn JACK SHIT. I can not stress this enough.
>>25545011
Everyone should just jump to learning OOP from the start. Beginner languages are just a waste of time desu, you can always go back and learn them in 5 minutes after mastering an OOP language.
#include <stdio.h>
main(){
char gf[999];
printf("What kind of girlfriend you want?");
scanf("%s", gf[999]);
printf("Behind you your: %s is wating for you, turn around and kiss her", gf[999]);
return despair;
}
>>25545432
Do you know design patterns? In the beginning I've used them and tried to remember them, but now I'm finding them counterproductive.
>programming with classmate
>skypes me that his code is not working
>sends me a screenshot of gibberish output
>me: "okay bro just send me the code and I'll look at it"
>him: "nah man the code is perfect, it must be a problem in Java itself"
I think I found the most retarded person alive.
>>25544947
>>25544995
Gamedude where are you?
>>25546036
lol nice buffer overflow
>>25548275
he he he I'm totes gonna hack that
ayyy any android/libgdx fags here?
>>25548765
Used to fuck around with android up till 2.2. Then I got bored. Screw Fragments.
>>25542363
Hey boys, so I can pretty much read any language and I understand the OOP basics well enough (Inheritance, Polymorphism, scope access, interfaces, etc) and the common data structures, but the question is where do I go from here? Do I start learning so more common libraries, try dealing with threads \ concurrency, operating systems, networking, image processing, GUI, memory management, computer science theory, AI, genetic code, generic code, what should I focus on right now to really step up from beginner level?
>>25548851
Also are design patterns like that factory bullshit I see everywhere really important?
>>25548829
oh man, its been kinda long since I've touched just the native SDK. How/where do you use fragments for libgdx games exactly? Or did you just mean just native Android apps?
>>25548960
Nah I meant native. It's used in an Activity to divide the UI instead of lumping it all together. I haven't touched Android in a while either.
>>25544930
You can write anything in JS now, it's pretty cool.
I'm currently working on a couple assignments as part of the interview process for a startup, in Go. They want unit tests for a very basic thing and I can't work up the courage to work on them because I'm not sure I even want the job.
I just want to go back to writing my node app and studying ruby.
>>25548851
Make something related to what you want to do eventually
>>25548889
Design patterns are closely related to whatever paradigm your language of choice adheres to, so just read up on common design patterns of whatever you're working on.
Read the design patterns book I guess if you're working with something OOP related, it's a classic (I never read it).
>>25547692
This is the equivalent to HAES supporters. Its still hard for me to believe people like this exist.
>>25549374
I can't believe this shit either. You know what the funniest thing was? He got fucking MAD when I suggested that he might be wrong.
>"Are you fucking serious it's obviously a problem with Java. Can't you use fucking logic, there's no way I made a mistake in my code. I used the exact same code from another program and that works perfectly so why would this be different?!"
I'm this close to punching him in the jaw.
>>25549598
He appears to be exactly the type who shouldn't start programming because he lacks so much critical thinking skills.
>>25549634
Aye, like you said, the HAES of programming. EVERYONE is a good programmer, whether the code works or not.
Programmer here. If you have any more questions that you didn't get answered in the last thread feel free to ask.
Yes you have a better chance as a minority
>>25549933
HOW DO I GET A JOB REEEEE
>>25549933
I do? Noice!
>>25549976
Do you know how to program?
If yes to the former question, have you looked for a job already?
If yes to the former question, go freelance or make some apps.
>>25549933
How useless is Java? About to learn it at college
>>25548960
Ahh right
>>25550822
not him, but, it's pretty weak. First language I learnt. But once you master it and the universal concepts of programming, learning other languages will be piss easy
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>>25542791
>all this discussion over counting shit that irrelevant to the thread
goddamn
>>25549933
I'm setting out to develop my first app for this program/ business thing. I've never made an app before, 99% of my programming experience from scripting in Lua.
Any pointers? This is volunteer work since I'm doing it alongside school with no real deadlines, and I'm not looking to get into university. (too expensive) I feel like the experience alone is impressive to get a more seriously high paying job. (The actual business/ program is an impressive startup focused on an aspect of the city)
I asked them if they could bring in a seasoned app developer/ some kind of senior developer to help. I learn mostly through bouncing questions off people/ getting small pointers.
Am I doing the right thing? (On all levels; making this app, doing it as volunteer work, asking for a senior dev)
What is a good program to make apps in that use things like google maps API?
Can a genetic algorithm eventually beat an efficient normal one given enough time and input?
>>25542424
many GPU have a 40 bit addressable address space.
>>25551068
Eventually it should if you let enough time pass, but more time efficient optimization would be to let a strong ai take over and let it optimize.
>>25550822
It's not useless. It's a very useful language and I'm not sure why people hate on it.
Although if you want to make big games or applications that screw with memory, you're gonna have to use C++. Other than that, Java can do everything.
>>25551233
Well java being a interpreter has some obvious drawbacks compared to languages that directly compile to machine code.
>>25551233
Object oriented programming is the biggest meme in all of computer science.
>>25551233
The main reason I assumed Java was useless is the fact that I've seen a lot of people shit on it in favor of their meme languages
i was reading up on programming, found an article titled "LAMP Stack vs MEAN Stack vs Ruby on Rails"
what route should i take. i'd like to be employable/work my way up to earning 3-4k per month post tax earnings. maybe freelancing? idk about that though, how do you compete with indians online and the nickel a day rate they earn
