As I walked past a girl today she made a high pitched beep sound
I have this hypothesis and it's that some guys are invisible to females BUT when they get in close proximity to females then the females have a defense mechanism which reveals the invisible person and an alarm goes off in their head where this girl I passed by either let some of the alarm sound out as a high pitched beep OR she was startled by the alarm and she thus made the beep sound
Does this thesis hold up to scrutiny? Can anyone else confirm?
>>25535610
Oops! I forgot to make a bait thread to get replies
I'm a girl btw
>>25536275
The reason no one replied was because it's a stupid thread..
In Canada it's normal for people to say "beep!" when they are passing you in a crowded hallway
>>25536306
>mfw an american clapped instead of beeping when he passed by me
>>25536286
Don't listen to this dork OP. This is a great thread and I think you are right.
>tfw you're autistic and "beep" whenever you hear a machine or computer beep first
>>25535610
They also can use
>ew
>really?
>gross
>ouch
Those are just ways they defend from you
>>25535610
wow... I painted those interrogation marks on that image for a cracky-chan fanboard; this is weird.
>>25535610
humans don't beep
I suggest killing her because she's not fucking human
>>25536449
>females aren't human
wow, are you always this fast?
That was a synth you moron. Humans don't beep, she was probably an Institute plant.
Happens with me, but like 60% of the women I pass start visibly showing indicators of interest. Usually just playing with their hair immediately after seeing me and sitting somewhere near me.
This all started after I started lifting and dressing professionally. Still haven't had sex in a year because I don't like women on an emotional level.
Maybe she just said "Creep" in one of those high pitched bitch voices?
>>25537165
You're the one in the wrong for asuming he meant females weren't human.