Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which i follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I war around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
>implying that's an old meme
Cause I'm a weeaboo
Don't have any old memes, but I do have some content that's a little bit older
was being a weeb part of your plan?
Filthy Franku
Used to see this one around a lot
I love mudkips
Oh, from back in the day
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
bl0x
back before this iteration of the bot
If you need instructions uctions uctions uctions uctions uctions uctions uctions
when the filter was a breddy gud guy
Memes before 4chan
But jacking off to naked drawn Japanese people is the best sport
I need to dig deep into my old folders..
Remember how unstoppable we were?
>>25528817
0 1 2 3 4 5 6 over9000 8 9
you used to see things you just don't see these days
I get feels whenever I see an old banner ;_;
moonman is best meme
>>25528791
this and the jack spinoff were goat
I still worship the old gods
Hey guys. Check these singles.
It was just different, I guess
>>25528896
RIP moot you glorious faggot
once upon a time saying "jim profit" was a bankable offense.
>>25528912
he wasn't the origin of the cancer, but he was the catalyst. It was bound to happen
>>25528896
>implying moot will ever touch boxxy ever again
>>25528903
Fuck I'm glad this died. I remember a time where rage comics were a legit part of 4chans meme arsensal
Not sure why I still come here, really
Remember when OP promised to do shit?Remember when he actually delivered?
Remember when /v/ was a nice place??
>>25528962
Please have a seat. I need to discuss the difference between me and rage comics.
>>25528999
Waste of trips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4eEGeqC-8M
>>25528999
I feel like it's an old addiction. I don't even really post that much anymore.. And everyone here is like 18 years old... I just can't let go, and I have nowhere else to move on. Every other site is filled with faggots. Fucking web 2.0
>>25529031
OC stopped being the focus, and reposting memes became the focus.
obligatory text for the post
>>25528962
>4chan meme arsenal
you newfags will never learn...
![wseLW[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/MVXHxsm.png "wseLW[1].png")
>>25529080Nobody cared who EFG was before he put on the mask
Oh hey. C-can I be a meme now?
am i a meme yet?
Remember when Moot was a little girl?
blox
>>25529137
Man............I WAS THERE.
>>25529151
>>25529156
>Posted so closely together
The hivemind is real
>tfw didn't find 4chan till 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NNMHxqJp6A
WARNING: actual video game discussion pictured here. No shiposting, no flamewars, no memespouting, just vidya talk
>>25529220
>Snacks
It's time to bring back snacks, boys
>>25529165
Remember when moot was chubby?
>>25529192
i know. it's creepier than that stupid candlejack meme that w-
Anyone remember the beetle fights?
Because I know I do
Jerking myself off with nostalgia here
>>25529258
snax will come back the same day we get a loli board (never)
>>25529266
Remember when moot had a chubby?
>>25528680
anyone have the italian version of this one?
I think it was lost to time in the deleted, old /r9k/ archives. I loved it
>>25528912
to be fair, there really wasn't much hentai in the old Internet days, or at least easy access to quality hentai.
>>25529315
>>25529258
Snacks still posts here from time to time under the name midnight snacks. He is into DJ-ing nowadays.
>Loafers
>>25529318
I never figured out if that picture is real or not. I remember moot posting something along the lines of "where did you get that pic" as if it were real. Or he was just fucking with us
Can't forget the chin
>>25529324
hah, just found it, don't have the image though, it was just some skinny guy in a fedora and tux or some shit
Bonjourno, name's Sammy Valenta.
I'm a 27 year old Made Man (Italian-American for you medigan). I'm involved in Waste Management, and spend my days perfecting my art and making superior Italian drinks. (Espresso, Cappuccino, Caffe Macchiato)
I train with my Brass Knuckles every day, this superior weapon can knock somebody the fuck out because it allows a full range of motion, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my knucks license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Italian fluently, both Corsican and the New Jersey dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Italian history and their Omerta code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Italian visa, I am moving to Sicily to join a prestigious family to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a consigliere for Cosa Nostra or a don!
I own several suits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Italy, so I can fit in easier. I pay respects to my capos and seniors and speak Italian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
uh oh, /r9k/. what should i do with it?
So ancient I can't even remember where this is from.
The Creature is a little bit more modern, but still quality stuff
What was this thread supposed to be about again?
It's getting weird, laddies
>>25529386
Joey a best chin
uhhh. text, i guess
Elder-troll
Norris
Wasn't there a banana that went along with this? Like it was undressing in front of a man or something?
I only vaguely recall this
Anyone else got anything to boot?
Ah dickshitting
>>25528780
this was made back in the mid 00s, when using macromedia flash (flash didn't belong to Adobe back then) for drawing was the norm. I can easily recognise that brush style, the way the strokes smooth up but remain slightly jagged. This whole style just screams mid '00s. If you were a teenager back then and spent your entire day on flash websites like newgrounds, I think you understand what I mean with this autistic post.
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>>25529542
Yes, i don't have it but i remember.
>tfw you lose your old 4chan folder
I regret it to this day, also contribootan
>>25529277
Candlejaxk was always stupid. I never underst
>>25529624
Newgrounds was both heaven and hell for me
>>25529427
Drink it, my dude.
>tfw recently lost my 4chan folder in a HDD failure which included my first things I ever posted on /b/ and 9 years worth of OC and saved things
They will be missed
>>25528791
why are you and your girl orange
I'll be there in 30 minutes
Oh shit I forgot about firin mah lazer
Come, comrades, we have much to post
>>25529529
He still pops up in YTP
>>25529442
R A R E fucking meme
>Meanwhile, at OP's house...Meanwhile, in an original comment...
>>25529529
sup beeches, is chah warden heeh
>>25529824
Only a true oldfag would know this one. I'm glad somebody noticed.
>>25529690
that is worse than the burning of the library of alexandria, mate
Busting this bad boy out of the archives
NOOT NOOT, MOTHERFUCKER
>>25529861
I didn't, sorry
Just from what you posted and from the fact that it was completely alien to me, it sounded like it _would_ be a r a r e fucking meme
care to explain what it is?
>>25529676
Well, it was the first forum I actively posted on, to whom I owe my english skills to. Great website if you're a teenager looking for violent flash games (or even a kid) in the 00s. Made an account in 2006, still have it to this day. Got 10k+ posts. That website made me want to try out animation. I guess that's why I study graphic design now. And as for memes, I kinda miss the way the internet was 10 years ago. It wasn't as edgy, it was more about original content than anything, a strong sense of community (it was basically just a secret club for white teenagers) and a lot more randomness. Now it's gotten predictable. Oh well. It's just an extention of the real world with things like facebook.
A master is out
x
>>25529861
Did anyone ever get that r34 of the 404 girl?
>>25528680
Anynone have the hacker who use Dreamweaver to hack anons pasta?
>>25529137
>mfw le legion chanology faggots were real-life EFGs
Captcha is having me do weird things, guys
>>25529990
If it had stalled me a little bit longer, I could have gotten quads
>>25529936
inb4 user was banned for this post.
Think I'm out after this
>>25528730
>>25530058
Goddamnit I already posted him. Alright well one more then I guess
Am I doin this thread right?
>hai guise whats going on in this thread
this is extremely obscure and I only found it because I was looking for something in reference to something else ITT
It was an extremely minor meme and this is probably like the second time in the history of history that this image has ever been posted, but if you recognize this, you basically just won the lottery
QUICKLY
POST
THE
OLDEST
UNIX
TIMESTAMP
IMAGE
ON
YOUR
FOLDER
TO SHOW HOW OLDFAG YOU ARE
>1324949922849.png
I really didn't want to save this just to post it in this thread
DRAGONFORCE
If you don't know that one. You shouldLurk Moar
>>25530321
compobashet 503
Hello! My apologies for the 40 minute delay! The scooter ran out of battery.
Here's your fresh, hot, pepperoni pie, that'll be $27.99 plus a 20% gratuity.
I bought your Colgate toothpaste. The one with tartar control.
AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!
A Classic lulz.
>>25530408
Am reminded of her every time I see the word "Wahhabist" in the news.
>>25530471
I didn't order fucking pepperoni! I want Cheese Pizza.
>>25530553
lulz
ulz
lz
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What about this original comment right here?
>>25530553
inb4 mods remove thread
>>25528680
You know that guy died during the tsunami right?
>>25528912
Why are you posting on Hentai?are you that dude I added
>>25530611
IT NEED MORE COWBELL !!!!
Women are trustworthy and life is likely to get better with time.
>>25530086
man, she has one of the most perfect faces I have seen in my life.
Well, for a black woman anyway.
R.I.P in pieces love
>>25530673
OH GOO
Using this meme again.
>>25530711
Too soon anon, way too soon.
>>25530650
that was a meme lie created in response to the original meme fake story, just like this post
>>25530711
I see her completely differently now than I did when I was a teenager.
I guess we all can agree that birds are not that important.
>>25531469
fuck you
https://esfores.bandcamp.com/track/le-ruse-bird-quetzal-bavi-2
Le ebin pools closed
Hey guys, I gotta step out real quick. Do you think you can watch my chocolate milk for me?
kthxbai
brb, gensokyo
>>25530495
Tourettes guy is legendary
>>25529490
I really hate looking at this. Always have.
I might hate it more than any image I've seen on here.
I hate it more than that underside shot of that disgusting old naked lady.
>>25532869
Did you notice how his overalls are wet?
And the stains on his shirt?
>>25530495
I HOPE THIS IS THE PUFF DADDY VERSION OF THIS SONG, NOT THAT STING PIECE OF SHIT
>every breath you take
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>25532937
Thats what it is.
Just knowing the amount of piss he is living with.
