help me fuck with her
>"are you Lassie? because i just CAME."
best i could do/10
Jesus Christ can you get any more reddit with those phone icons, this has to be bait
another onetinder talk soon come
>>25526355
Tell her she looks exactly like your ex gf.
>>25526355
Dubs gets say?
"You've gained weight"
help me gain nudes
>>25526489
How it smellin downstairs grl?
>>25526489
Tell her you've got a 9x7. Ask if she can handle it. Sex was painful for your ex.
>>25526489
'please oh please let me plow you like there's no tomorrow'
I'm interested to see how this goes, she'll either think you're ballsy as fuck or a creep
>>25526393
holy shit. yo op we /holy shit mind/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQBBLRCQV0w
>>25526489
"I need you to do something for me
Take your finger right
And rub it down your coochi, make sure you get a little like pussy mucus under your fingernail
Smell it
Tell me what you smell"
(Guaranteed pussy getter dude trust me)
words are pointless with some images
we don't have a bright one on our hands
>>25526718
u can only salvage it by sending her your best dick pic
Yea guy, you fucking suck. I hope you never get laid, and everyone in your family dies.
>>25526718
Tell her you have a rather large tube you'd like to fly between her twin towers
>>25526916
>I hate fun
The Post!
WHY IS THERE A CHARIZARD ON YOUR PHONE
AND A LIFE BAR
>>25526718
send me a picture of those tits and i'll send you 400$
>>25526718
you ruined it by having to explain yourself.
good job robot at attempting to be chad.
better luck next time
>>25526718
Tell her she is an uneducated swine.
>>25526986
she's stupid enough to believe you'd actually pay her.
you win, we win cmon anon don't be a buttmunch
>>25526718
Tell her you'll give her 50 bucks for nudes and 200 for sex. Cash right now. When she sends nudes, block.
Post nudes you now have
Win
>>25526944
>Butthurt
Mad? Mad
>>25526718
"It's a wonder we can even feed ourselves."
>>25526944
>those bulging muscles
N-no homo
Help me...I don't even know what I'm supposed to say, and of course they never message me first
>>25527204
HEY BITCH
>>25527204
Tell her she looks like your ex gf but better looking.
>>25527204
Just be yourself anon
K
>>25527204
Those are some fine lips. They'd look even better wrapped around something
>>25527266
>be yourself
Where do you think you are?
>>25527204
You're literally the hottest girl I've ever seen. I don't really know how to talk to women so if I pay you 300$ can I see your tits?
Post picture, block.
>>25527204
You have a tinder so let's dismiss with the pleasantries. I'd love to see your tits and have sex.
>>25527204
>1 week ago
give up, she already hooked up with some chad
>>25526916
Back to reddit sjw fag
This is an original comment
>>25526718
just wait for her to say "that's a big dick" so you can reply "4 U"
>>25526355
How do I get matches on Tinder anyway?
I only matched with a 6/10. and that's because she thought I as someone else.
>>25527763
You upload pictures of Chad and play.
>>25527784
But I'm only decent looking.
I don't even want sex. I just want to practice talking to girls.
>>25527908
Get Kik to practice talking. Tinder is graduate school.
>>25528038
How can I find girls on Kik?
>>25526618
>>25526718
You should unironically get laid
>>25528213
There is a built in "chat" option with real live people.
>>25528372
But there aren't real live people to talk to.
How do I FIND them?
>>25528430
You click on one of the icons and there's a huge list of people online. I delete it all the time so I forget the name. It's right there.
>>25528465
There isn't any. One icon is search and the other is settings.
>>25526718
>is that the area of your dick
