Probably because virginity is not the real cause of our suffering, it's just easier to say than to type out a novella about isolation every time

>>25525580
>implying fucking a prostitute counts as losing virginity

>paying money to lose a title that technically doesnt exist.
kek

>>25525580
>so anon how did you lose your virginity
>Oh I paid a prostitute cause I couldn't get laid otherwise

I'd potentially fuck a prostitute, but not as my first. Not that I care about my first being special, I don't mind if I am drunk and fuck a 5/10 cumhole, but idk. I'd probably feel as much a virgin by having to pay for it.

>>25526182
>being this shit at lying?
It's not like anyone cares about your first time... Besides yourself

>>25525645
damn, good answer

>>25525668
he's right you know, prostitutes are to virgins what community college is for retards

I'm afraid it'll be a police sting.

>>25525580
>He still believes the "/r9k/ is still full of virgins" meme.
You're late to the party, nothing but failed normies and a handful of true Robots.