This woman shows up at your door and claims that you're the father of this child.
How do you react?
Impossible, I'm ugly and black
Would never happen.
Next.
>>25524957
My grandma was knocked up by a rake. Luckily my grandfather took her in.
I would never afflict that on a person.
I'd draw my virgin card
MOOOOOOM! THERE'S A STRANGER AT THE DOOR!
no hablo ingles
>>25524957
Tell her that I am a virgin and to fuck off
>>25524957
The kid isn't half black so shut the door in her face.
>>25524957
Man up and take responsibility for the spawn I've created.
>>25524957
wonder how she got up the stairs
Say it isn't mine and slam the door in her face
>>25525017
Had a mighty kek there
I even read that with a shoked 15 year old voice
>>25524957
HA! THATS A GOOD ONE! im too ugly for taht young lady *close the door*
Honestly that baby is the spitting image of me as a baby.
>>25525231
ayy u wan sum fuk?
"But I have nerve had sex" Then slam the door on that cunt.
>>25525281
You forgot the bbi 4 da max authentici-T
>>25524957
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
Throw the baby on the floor and stamp on its face instantly
Crisis averted
>>25525407
>CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>C O N D U C T O R W E H A V E A P R O B L E M
C O N D U C T O R W E H A V E A P R O B L E M
C O N D U C T O R W E H A V E A P R O B L E M
C O N D U C T O R W E H A V E A P R O B L E M
>>25524957
"Being a virgin has finally paid off, HANDS OFF MY NEETBUX ROASTIE WHORE"
>>25524957
I swear to god, I met and fucked a girl on tinder that looked EXACTLY like the girl in the pic
>>25526466
on closer inspection, she didn't have that shit piercing under her nose
>>25524957
No one has mentioned the wheelchair?
>>25524957
I'd fuck her in the ass and tell her I'm not the father but i would wish her luck on her journey to find him
>>25524957
> damn, that kid must have really wanted to stay in there!
>>25524957
Laugh and slam the door.
"lemme see that puss girl, I never forget a slot."
close door
magnet computer
microwave phone
burn house
run
>>25524957
So you're giving him to me? Cool.
*snatches kid and closes door*That kid looks nothing like me, but I'd love a 2' sidekick to raise and use as a wingman.
Impossible, I don't have sex with white women.
Play the Chinese race card.
> me Chinese
> me play joke
> Ching chong wang bang
