Are gays just ahead of curve /r9k/? Maybe they are not penis obsessed degenerates?
Maybe their smart enough to get out of the game of chasing vaginas?
Think about it
>Doesnt do boring stuff with girl, hangs with a "bud" and plays video games
>Don't have to put a guy on pedestal
>Very easy to get sex, even ugly guys are appreciated
>Don't even have to do gay acts if you're a top
>Just let a guy suck you off and never go near ass
>Also can be the token gay guy that just runs with girls all day
>They can make fun of them without any repercussions
>Can be the gay guy who is "confused about his sexuality" to get girls to try and change him
>Get special rights
>Blowjobs anytime
The more I think about it, I think they are actually smarter than us.
pic related - its a trap
Guys are superior romantic companions. There's no guess work involved since they're also a guy. It's like having a best friend who is also your love interest.
>>25523340
exactly.
i'm seriously thinking of "coming out" and just finding a cool guy to play video games with and will occasionally suck my dick.
But I dont know how I would really feel about that. Maybe if I was watching some porn it would be ok. But I got to imagine oral sex from a dude isn't that cringeworthy. Everything else is out though.
I think finding a homo under those terms wouldnt be hard.
Then its fuck u to all women. I'm out of the game.
>>25523174
>pic related - its a trap
Hell no, that can't be a man.
>>25523417
It's a lot harder to get a bf than it is a gf unless you are aesthetic.
>>25523174
No, they literally are penis crazed Lunatics who don't shut the fuck up and ruin everything they touch.
>celibacy not the height of man.
>>25523417
I mean, if you're even considering that you're a little bit gay. Just saying.
The thought of even a BJ from a dude, or simply not having a woman as my partner (yes, with all the downsides) is unacceptable to me. Actually revolting, really.
