Which fictional character do you relate to the most?
>>25521571
inb4 Sheldon from big bang theory
Yup, this is as close as I can think of.
>tfw even my name is Mark
>>25521571
I can already tell this is a thread you made in order to bait someone into mentioning you saying you are an anime girl and then you guys will go back and forth posting cropped anime porn pictures while talking about your piss, scat, dom, anus, cock fetishes and jacking off
>>25521571
Why does her nose look like Voldemort's?
>>25521571
pretty similar I guess, except for the whole demon lord thing.
Acually had hair like his when I watched the show aswell.
>>25521667
it's a nose bridge ;)
>Sexy dick
>All the ladies love me
>You REALLY don't wanna piss me off
>7.5 inch dick
before he knocked out biff that is, obviously
>>25522484
I heard that guy was really weird out of charcter too.
I even look like druggie.
>>25521571
tomoko kuroki
isweartogodiamoriginalasfuck
>>25521571
>Trauma in my past
>Lazy worker
>Drink alot
Except for having cute females respect me this is me
>>25522484
>>25522537
You should watch Willard
>completely based
>quite lucky
>genius
>wicked, but without a nihilistic sense of humour
>wear lab coats often
>>25522659
I related to that line until Yuki told him he was an excellent officer or some shit, that probably wouldn't happen to me.
>>25521571
minus the genius part, im just a lazy fuck.
>>25521571
Really OP?
Mega-bitch?
>>25521571
Pretty much me. I even have a similar physique. Only difference is that I have shorter hair and no qt imouto.
>>25522831
Pretty much same, he also isn't balding.
Pic related
I'd list all the ways we're similar but there's so fucking many it's stupid and would take up the entire character limit
>>25522893
grow hair out a lil longer... pls
>>25522944
>oh my god, I am LITERALLY Kylo Ren!! XD
Is this some kind of new meme?
I've never found a fictional character that I could really relate to.
>>25521571
I LITERALLY USED TO ACT LIKE THIS AUTISTIC FUCK IN MIDDLE SCHOOL EVEN THOUGH I'VE NEVER SEEN THE ANIME (a friend recently showed me some clips from youtube and said I was very similar to him, and he was fucking right). C R I N G E.
>>25521571
>Which fictional character do you relate to the most
Does MDE count as a fictional character?
Siri Keeton
>>25522945
I've never tried but I'll think about it.
>>25523001
I'm not saying that as if it's a cool thing, I'm saying it because I'm an edgy, awkward, ineffective twat who struggles with extreme mommy and daddy issues and an unhealthy attitude towards doing what's right and what satisfies the unbearable urge to be a supreme, edgy faggot. In addition to that, I have a military background, an unhealthy obsession with appeasing my matriarchal grandmother, an ill-suited appearance and voice for my ambitions, and a penchant for whining horribly about my perceived problems which would all probably be solved if I just stopped being such a fucking emo faggot and let my parents back into my life.
but, you know
memes
Call me honey bunny.
I guess Trevor from GTA V. Im mentally fucked up :(
>>25521571
>inb4 it was a shitty game
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>>25523409
I feel you there. Kylo was the only character in the new movie I particularly cared to see in the first place, and felt like I really understood where he was coming from because I'm the same way. I've never been in the military and my mother was the cold, distant one while my father was the more caring parent but beyond that I understand.
>>25521571
i dont have a beard, tho
>>25521571
Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humour blox
>>25521571
Be my gf OP. PLEASE.
>>25523609
Yeah, my mother is eerily affectionate (think stepford wives) and riddled with mental illness, and my father is cold/distant/independent/never around/also crazy as all hell.
It was refreshing to see a character with some real personality in Star Wars, but it hit a little too close to home.
>>25523930
My mother was adopted and has a lot of emotional issues about being abandoned by her real mother, who she feels didn't really want her. She had me to finally have a blood relative. It seems that was enough. She rarely talks to me and as a kid didn't care where I was, what I did or who I was with. The fact that I existed at all was good enough for her. She wasn't cruel or unkind but was also never very motherly. My father tried to make up for that but I've still never felt close to either one.
Beyond that I'm involved in a draining emotional situation with two people who are happy as a couple at my expense, but it's complicated and in a way I enjoy feeling awful about it. I guess I deliberately cause these feelings. I'm inadequate and want to achieve and be someone more than I am now. I want to leave this life behind. I even have an alias I use as a joke around people because I don't like my real name.
I'm also tall and lanky and have a long face, big lips and a long nose...so Kylo hit pretty close to home for me too.
I remember thinking I was a male version of this girl when I was in high school. Three years of being friendless since then has changed me, though.
In my future I can either see myself losing my V-card and becoming Alan Partridge or staying a virgin and becoming Richard Richard.
Who /britcom/ here?
>>25524153
>>25524153
I won't get into the details of how fucked up my parents are, but I feel completely justified in my feelings towards them. What makes it difficult is over the last six years that I've disowned them, they spent a long amount of time improving themselves as people and now they are almost respectable members of society. I want to hate them, but reason dictates that I shouldn't, given that they desperately want to make amends and be a part of my life again. I don't know what to do.
>I even have an alias I use as a joke around people because I don't like my real name.
This- it's not a joke, though, I desperately want to legally change my name. I'm sure my coworkers who know and my roommates are talking shit behind my back, too.
I'm glad someone else can relate and at the same time I'm so sorry you have to know any of these feels.
I just don't have my PhD yet
my main man
>>25524334
I use the name online all the time and once I finally manage to move away I'll be changing it for real. I just don't want to 100% dedicate myself to it for the sake of not being a complete idiot, so it's just "a joke". I still respond to it when people call it out though. They still probably think I'm stupid but oh well.
I knew these feels long before Kylo Ren was made. They probably won't stop any time soon. At this point they're almost comforting.
>>25524463
>I knew these feels long before Kylo Ren was made. They probably won't stop any time soon. At this point they're almost comforting.
IKTF. Seeing a character that illuminates all of my negative feels just clarified to me what I already knew. I've had to deal with it for so long that they mean more to me than the people in my life or my positive attributes. It is comforting.
Are you inconsistent about being called a different name? I've been extremely consistent and haven't gotten any flak to my face- I've caught people making fun of me behind my back but they don't dare say it to me directly. Even then, that's rare, and goes away after a few months of people only using my preferred name. I think the key is to not let people use your real name under any circumstances/correct them if they use it immediately.
Socially inept retarded asshole who does whatever the fuck he wants.
Shut in who reads all day
>>25524733
I've kept the same alternate name for several years now. There are some people who have known me for so long that they'll never suddenly start calling me by my new, preferred name. It angers me because I just want them to understand and respect what I want but all anyone ever does is fight me, even if it is just in good nature. It gets tiresome. I understood Kylo's fits of anger at failing and not being in control because I feel the same way in almost every situation.
Many people at my work know about it but only a few consistently call me it. Once I get away from all of this I'm going to change it and stick to it. Until then I just have to wait it out.
the only reason i watched the entire anime
I think of myself as batman in this picture and everything else as Kane.
>>25521571
>male
>I'm no one.
literally me according to the weebs I know.
>no one has posted Sato
I don't know whether to be relieved or disappointed.
>>25521571
For me it's Kefka. Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>25524739
M-Marry me.I will nag you about working. But the cooking with be worth it I hope?
Enjoying being yelled at and generally making people mad and lose their shit.
NO TORTURING THOUGH.
The main if no only reason I watched this show.
Not including second season, he is a fag in that.
who here /bojack/horseman, obviously
Agent Smith
I want out of the Matrix
original as fuck comment
>>25525488
I actually kind of liked the second season although it was less because I identified with the main character and more because of waifus and romance.
I would like to die now please.
>>25525094
>Kane
comment not original
>>25525660
For sure, the second season was not bad by any means, just disappointing in terms of Hikigaya's development.
Felt good that the other characters stopped hating him though.
>wants to be a writer but has low resolve and can't stand criticism or hardship
>unsociable otaku
I even actually own a coat and fingerless gloves that I never wear out of shame. Fuck.
>>25521571
Shinji from NGE.
Also Sato from Welcome to NHK. Tfw no Misaki. Also Oblomov.
>tfw nobody on /r9k/ would recognize your character
I love Audrey
>>25521605
FLOSS IS BOSS
>>25526532
>tfw your character is described as being forgettable in the source material
Works for me.
>>25527779
best jellyfish
Anybody here old enough to be Al Bundy?
>>25527779
>shy girl who is into older men
what were her other characteristics? don't remember her having more of a backstory
>>25527779
Jiji was funny, I love how she flipped out when she went to whatshisname trap's house and saw all the portraits of old men.
I think the Three Kingdoms girl was my favorite, though, mostly because I'm a huge Rot3K fan and got all of her references.
>>25524316
Yes, Partridge singing in.
>>25525642
W-what did you do to your best friend, anon?
>>25525925
have you wrote anything senpai?
>>25523409
>I have a military background, an unhealthy obsession with appeasing my matriarchal grandmother, an ill-suited appearance and voice for my ambitions, and a penchant for whining horribly about my perceived problems which would all probably be solved if I just stopped being such a fucking emo faggot
You should really read the manga series "Innocent" by Sakamoto Shinichi
>>25528080
I've written tons of setting notes and characters and scrapped them, mostly. I spend a lot of time on this. I'm trying to focus on having something to show for it now, but it's been hard.
I did win a short story award when I was 10 once.
>>25528168
>won a short story award at the age of 10
that's more than I can say broski. I recommend just forcing yourself to write a story. do it enough and you'll like at least some of what you put down. it won't be perfect at first but it never is.
"The first draft of anything is shit." - Ernest Hemingway
>>25528259
I've been starting to do that recently, I just got tired of throwing everything I don't like away. Do you write yourself?
>>25521571
> tfw the only difference is your lack of schizophrenia
Something something robot insult #27
I think I'm most like sam puckett from icarly (show was cash).
Surprised this hasn't been posted yet.
fuck you robot I do what I want
>>25524824
im gonna come "borrow" your books
>>25521571
I literally live in a basement all day never leaving my house while having no contact with mere Humans and all I do is play with stuff.
Strange I am bad at socializing.
>Never bothered with other people because I thought I was different than them, even at a young age
>Loyal to a small group of people
>>25529073
This.
>loser
>afraid to touch anyone
>hate my dad
>cowardly
>a little bit gay; mostly out of loneliness
>resists all attempts at flirting because of retardation
The problem is, I'm 26 and I still relate to Shinji the same way that I did when I was 15. I actually like Shinji as a character, though. I can also relate to Gendo in a lot of ways.
Manipulative, smart, and secretly want to commit genocide.
>>25521571
Smart, nonnihilistic, and a #nice sense of humor.
>>25521571
Pic unrelated
It really is hard though to find a character so shy/introverted that they can't speak to strangers without a friend or family member introducing them first.
>>25530390
Thats a rare cebruz
Ryuuko chan. Some people say that I'm very similar to her because I have bad character and always am angry. I hate people who gare perverted too!
>>25530729
>I hate people who gare perverted
Then what the fuck are you doing on this board?
>>25530764
I refer when I'm going to buy something for the house, I wanted to refer to the look of some older men when I am near. Sorry if my english is bad, it isn't my native language.
>>25521571
>Relating to Aubrey
Get out normie
Sans from undertale
