I WANT MY MORNING TEA BUT MY AUNT WHO I'M ESTRANGED FROM IS IN THE KITCHEN. LEAVE MY HOME RIGHT NOW.
>>25518096
no.
t. aunt
how can you be estranged from an aunt? did you try to fuck her? otherwise just ignore the bitch and get your tea.
or order one of these and wait two days http://www.amazon.com/Ovente-KP72W-Cordless-Electric-1-7-Liter/dp/B00DEQDEZA/ref=sr_1_4?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1452021891&sr=1-4&keywords=electric+kettle
>>25518096
I get that feel OP. I absolutely DESPISE when people are in my house in the morning, even if I like them.
My morning routine is sacred. reee
>>25518096
rookie mistake lad if you're going to live the elusive life you need a supply of basics in your room
bottled water, tea, biscuits, cup noodles and a kettle are mandatory
>>25518096
"Your" home?
>>25518419
"Your" house?
>>25518361
I chose to stop going to all family events about three years ago. Never felt like I fit in, didn't want to answer the "What have you been doing lately?" question, and generally held contempt for a few of them. So, now I try to avoid any family members I see, other than the ones I live with.
>>25518483
>"Your" home?
I purposely chose the word "home", since this is where I live; a hobo can call a box his "home" if he wants to. To call it my "house" would assume ownership, which I don't legally have.
ALL I HAVE IS A TERRY'S CHOCOLATE ORANGE. LEAVE ALREADY.
She's gone, lads. Let's all have a cup of tea.
some might argue that it's not really your 'home' if you can't chuck people out of it
>>25519441
Some might argue that all tripfags are faggots. They would be correct.
>>25519468
yes, but that would be a redundant assertion, since their faggotry is implied in the nomenclature of being a trip'fag', wouldn't it?
>>25518096
>estranged
You mean she divorced someone in your family, or was divorced by someone in your family?
>>25519596
no, estranged just means she's weird, talks about crystals having 'energies', and smells of cat pee
>>25519341
Have a teacake too OP for all that stress.
