Check out this big brown log I made after a week of being bed ridden with the flu.
put a smug Pepe on the end of it
epic shit op
Foul as fuck anon, I'll give it a 9/10"
Take a bite of it.
You didn't shit for a week?
>>25517933
Sometimes that's normal for me. Sometimes 2 weeks desu.
>>25517899
Oh god somebody please do this.
>>25517842
You didn't take a shit, you gave birth to an analconda
>>25517954
Do you just not eat food? How terrible must you feel the day before you take the big shit. I can't go a day without shitting.
>>25517993
>analconda
fuck i keked
>>25518020
I consume large amounts of food 3 times a day. Yet my bowels movements occur only once a week or maybe a fortnight depending.
>>25517842
Why is there like 8oz of water in your toilet bowl?
>>25518065
Drink a gallon of water a day. And get more fiber. Or take fiber supplements. You'll die from extreme constipation which sounds like what you have. You get so backed up from not shitting, that your shit overflows into your stomach. The moment you throw up start throwing up shit, is the moment you'll realize you're about to die.
>>25518190
Because he drank most of it given how dehydrated he must have been to take a shit so dry.
>>25518220
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK PLEASE BE LYING
>>25518272
That's pretty accurate. You might also want to talk to your doctor about how irregular your BMs are. Who knows what else could be wrong?
>>25518272
No, had a friend in high school whose Dad was an ambulance/emergency response guy. They responded to a woman throwing up shit from extreme constipation. She died because of it. I think it has something to do with once the shit gets in your stomach it poisons you??
>>25518272
>Not taking a shit for a week
>Not thinking there is something wrong with you
Kek, enjoy dying OP.
>>25517842
That toilet hole is really small
/fit/ reporting in.
Looks like a normal day's work to me, although it's a little dry.
No one tells you that "Eat big to get big" means big shits too.
>shitting two times every day
Feels good senpai
OP here.
Literally just lying bed now feeling /comfy/ as fuck.
>>25517842
looks like snek
>>25517899
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