Write a letter to Chad explaining to him why he should let you have his sloppy seconds.
I am gay homophobe
Because I have a Glock 19 aimed at his mother's head.
>>25517546
when /r9k/ autists try to act tough the effect is always cringeworthy
aim this glock at your head and pull the trigger fucking nigger
>>25517622
Why are you so toasty? Do you live in Roseburg or Isla Vista or something?
>>25517622
It's a joke you stupid fuck
>>25517508
>not going ahead and cucking him anyways
queefs are mother natures cleansers
>>25517508
Dear Chad,
Pls spread your ass cheeks for me. I have a throbbing boner and would love to release my tension on you twink physique wearing nothing but your favorite MLB hat
Sincerely
Anon-kun
>>25517689
It takes 7 years for all of the cells in a woman's body to be replaced
enjoy your cummy queefs
Dear Chad,
I couldn't help noticing that you have your right ear pierced. I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you, but that means you're a faggot, so you won't mind if I take care of the women from now on. Enjoy playing with dicks.
Sincerely,
Anon
>>25517508
Hey chad, it's been a while. You're a good person right? Do you pay taxes? Yes, of course you do, that's normal. You make a lot of money and then a little of it goes towards someone else's life.
Pay the pussy tax, chad. Be an upstanding american.
>>25517783
>Do you pay taxes? Yes, of course you do, that's normal.
ONLY ACCORDING TO FUCKING COMMUNIST LIBERALS
>>25517808
Commie liberals are the norm nowadays
