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I'm stabbing myself when I get home today. Will post and
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I'm stabbing myself when I get home today. Will post and keep you anons updated as I bleed out. Just wait until about 4 pm est
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>>25512802
live stream it or gtfo
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>>25512802
dude there's gotta be a better way than stabbing yourself...
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edgy af. but i dont get out of escuela until 4pm est on top of the travel distance home.
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>>25512812
stabbing is my favourite
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>>25512860
>white people
lmao tho
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What time is that in western time? (Florida)
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>>25512802
>stabbing
Gonna commit sudoku?
S T R E A M
I T
If you don't stream / timestamp tons you'll literally die like a faggot, with no one taking pleasure from your last minutes as human. Come on, mane.
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>>25512802
please dont do it bb
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>>25513122
>Trying to stop people from killing themselves with retard speak

Honestly suicide is a completely fine thing and if you cared you would offer a less painful way than stabbing instead of saying retarded shit like "please don't do it bb"
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>>25513155
It's as I already said. If he's gonna stab himself, he should atleast livestream for us.
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>>25513219
Oh totally, OP is most likely a attention whore but if he does it he could atleast be an hero on stream.
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>>25513308
agreed agreed
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Is that actually happening?

No.
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No one dies from one stab. This is going to fucking hurt and won't kill you.
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>>25513388
Allow us to dream, anon...
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>>25513308

OP here

I just want someone to be there with me during my final moments even if you aren't actually here.
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If you actually do this you're a fucking retard.

I hope once you stab yourself you will realize aswell, it will be painfull and suck and you wont die immediatly but in pain. If you die at all, you'll probably call 911 or 112 because the body goes into survival mode. Good luck with everything my man.
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Buy a new utility knife or scalpel. Go in and out quick so you shouldn't feel the initial cut
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>>25513457
please don't do it man.
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>>25513457
EXACTLY! So stream it, allow us that very presence. We'll be there-there with you, kinda like an interactive robot. Just set the stream up, and all will be well, anon. We'll be with you to the last breath.
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Set the livestream up OP.
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>killing yourself in 6 hours

You think I got time for that? This thread will die before you do.
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>>25513583

I'll make another one when I get home
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>>25513583
>that wording
kek
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>>25512802

stabbing self too hard, slow and painful, can't you get gun?
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>>25513641
Alright keep me posted.
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Fuck it hurts guys
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>>25513703
u wot m9, timestamp or it didn't happen
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>>25513703
Fake.
OP said it'd be hours...
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>>25513723
>inb4 timestamp written in blood
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Timestamp it you fag >>25513703
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>>25513703
>>25513703
>>25513703

Oh my god is it really happening, is this real?

Also fuck that jap and his muting system shit
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>>25513703
fake as fuck senpai
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im turning pale fuck
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>>25512905
Not op though I don't get the joke here.
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>>25513789
No joke faggot
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>>25513780
Same location (tiles)
Same Jeans
Same blood

its real but give us a timestamp faggot
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>>25513780
Timestamp it you faggot

Also once you've done that, please stop hurting yourself
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>>25513803
>its real
blood from a stab wound doesn't look like that
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Where did you even stab yourself?
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>>25513799
But he isn't even white.

Also op call an ambulance you crazy fuck.
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>>25513816
"Also once you've done that, please stop hurting yourself"

>mfw people try to tell someone who is stabbing themself to death to stop hurt themselves
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>>25513024
4:20 in the am familia
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>>25513024
Florida is in eastern time retard.
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>>25513780
>>25513703
TIMESTAMP OR WE KNOW THIS IS FAKE.
Keep posting "bloody images" and we know you're just some fucking retard, trying to troll whilst being ineffective.
>inb4 "i wsa trllin all long xDD xdsss"
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>>25513821
All blood looks the same, its red, the wound doesn't change the colour.

sometimes a dark red, but still always red.
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>>25513803
...are you really suggesting that he couldn't still be reposting somebody else's pictures?

Somebody obviously took more than one photo of themselves in that scenario, dumbfuck
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abut to pass out goodbye guys
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>>25513930
Yeah I agree it could be fake but it could also not be fake. Let's see.
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r9k loves attention whores.
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>>25513972
So is this really op or not?

He said he would make a new thread in a few hours.
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>>25513930
there is nothing when you reserve search, and I haven't found anything after a decent ammount of time going through google looking up stab wounds and such, seems legit if you ask me.
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>>25513972
>>25513780
>>25513703

These pictures were all taken by me a few months ago. I got drunk and had a bottle of alcohol in my pocket. I was climbing a fence and fell, then cut the bottle into my hand. I can prove it by taking pictures of my bathroom (And the same clothes and my hand). Also, you can clearly see I had a bandage on in one of those pictures.
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>>25513972
Just in case this is real. Goodbye space cowboy.
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>>25514014
Then do it.
o
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I think OP is dead man...when you are in a situation like this why don't you go for MMA or Wrestling at the chance for fame and money if you don't give a fuck about your life anymore.
I can't imagine the shit OP has been trough and he probably didn't want to sound like a facebook bitch complaining about his issues.
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>>25513703
>>25513780
>>25513972
>>25514014
>>25514043
Here, picture just taken. I didn't time stamp it but I have the same jeans visible, as well as my hand. I smeared the blood all on the floor to make it look cooler, I figure that should be pretty obvious. Anyways, everything healed fine, but I had to get stitches later for a separate injury.
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>< MFW WHEN SOME FAGGOTS KILLS HIMSELF!!!! ahahahHAAHAHAHAHWHA
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>>25514090
See, I called fake. :v

Now, OP, get on with it and stab your guts out!
>if you don't timestamp 4chan is disowning you
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>>25514090
Damn you're ugly
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>>25514137
Obviously a charming angle.
>judging people on this board after looks
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>>25514137
>when the cyanide kicks in
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>>25514153
obviously still ugly, dumbass
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>>25514137
How many pictures of me do you have saved? Who are you?
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>>25514341
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
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>>25513972
>lays down on the floor to take pic
>gets back up to post the pic online

You niggers are so fucking stupid it's sickening.
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>>25514421
>what is that white or black rectangle thing people nowadays carry in their hand while looking at it for hours straight
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>>25514465
>Furthering even stupider implications
You're going to rationalize an idiot "dying" on the floor posting pics of it POV through a phone?

Your bait is powerful.
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>>25512829
That means it'll be 6 or 7 your time
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>>25512802
>4pm EST
>dunno if get lunch or breakfast now
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>>25514512
I'm posting this picture of my cock from my phone right now
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>>25514786
Hmm, you think you're a big guy?
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>>25514812
I'm content with my size. What about you? How long is your schlong?
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>>25514849
What makes you think I have a dick?
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>>25512802 (OP)
plz don't do it now waiting until Friday when more people will watch it on live stream >>25512802 (OP)
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>>25514886
It's a safe assumption to make.
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>>25514915
For you.
Never measured, I also don't have a lot of time on my hands to compare with other men. It's not something i'd feel cool about doing.
Also personal reasons.
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>>25514933
I can understand that. I've had a lot of sexual partners (most casual single time flings) and they all have commented that I have a big cock. Never measured or cared, I cum either way.
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>>25514914

OP here

Would Friday really be better?
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>>25514999
Trips.
Friday it is. Make your peace, Rico.
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>>25514358
2spookm8
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>>25514970
>posts on /r9k/
>has sex regularly
>doesn't measure dick

Riiiiiiigght
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True, I'm actually open on Friday
See you then
>also this give you time to set up a live stream
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SET UP THE LIVESTREAM.
>i'll be here for you
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>>25515168
Why would I? It really doesn't matter.
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Livestream it, buddy.
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l i v e s t r e a m
all of it.
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Bumping for you - just 30 more minutes and you're good to go, right? Or did I read the time wrong?
>livestream it pls
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>>25512802
Just mix some H2O2 and Clorox and whiff that shit in, don't torture yourself
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About time now, if I didn't count it wrong. OP; where arth thou?
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gj you will solve everything you fucking retard..
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>>25519864
>>25520861

Didn't OP change it to Friday? I'm confused. Another anon mentioned that it would be better because more people or some shit
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>>25521013
If so, I missed it. And here I've been sitting for like 5 hours :v
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Bumping in case anybody hasn't seen this.
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Bumping for anyone who might want in on this.
After all, we're looking for more viewers, right? :3
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No bumps
he dies friday.
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