Good morning, wagecuck. It's day 2 of 5.
Another day, another dollar.
yesterday was monday? i didn't even notice
>>25510791
Stop pestering the wageslaves, he might kill himself. Who will pay for our lifestyle then?
>>25510782
Thistriggers wagecucks.
>>25510791
>>25510782
ok ok so wait. success according to normies is slaving away for mr nigel shekelkikesteinberg, earning only 1/1000000 of what he earns whilst doing 10000000x the amount of work he does, being so fucking tired and worn out at the end of being a fucking slave that you literally have zero energy left to do anything for yourself, marrying some used up roastie cunt that will eventually divorce you and take everything you own?
this is success to normies? this is what we should be jealous of?
>>25510811
Wageslaves are a dime a dozen fellow trueNEET, replacements are always at hand.
>>25510782
>tfw you have a job that pays 18/h and you work from your computer, playing vidya on your second screen
>tfw this meme means nothing to me
These threads make me feel so fucking bad. I couldn't sleep last night. I don't know what to do. I think I'm going to stay home today, I can't take it anymore, i don't care if I get fired. Maybe I'll have another reason to kill myself then...
>>25510844
>I'm totally right because I'm not participating in a situation of my own invention
NEETomega logic!
Christ, this is like reading a triggered tumblr blog.
>>25510854
> its a liar brags to random strangers on an anonymous message board about all the money he doesn't have and the job he wishes he had episode
>>25510854
I'm not even doing that well but I feel good just getting out and having social interaction. I'm not even trying to justify busting my ass the way I do but I was neet for 22 years and I know which lifestyle I'd rather have.
>>25510856
Make sure you kill the people you hate before killing yourself. It'll make pulling the trigger easier.
Make sure you get as many jews as you can.
>>25510887
my sides. someone please hold me.
some damp hole thats been fucked by millions of random strangers before me and will literally cheat on you and take everything you have is an accomplisment to you fucking normies.
jesus my life is easy as fuck. I dont have to be a fucking slave to anyone.
>>25510856
You better not fall asleep wagecuck, after all you need to be up for work tomorrow bright and early.
>>25510888
>he's so impoverished he thinks $18/hr is worth lying about!
TOPLEL!
>POVERTY
>O
>V
>E
>R
>T
>Y
>>25510782
>I have been on vacation since dec 22 and my next day back to work is on thursday (7th)
I'm looking forward to seeing my colleagues again.
>>25510925
>le just gonna keep using my imagination as a substitute for reality le maymay
I'm sorry your life is so shit that you are reduced to this, anon.
>>25510933
try again normie. I have a trust fund. ive had one since 2013. $18 is slave money to me. I have my own apartment and don't have to work like a slave like you. you poor slaves disgust me.
Now go slave away slavie. I will never work because work is for slaves
>>25510944
>I'm looking forward to seeing my colleagues again.
Of-course you are.
>>25510782
Does sitting around everyday doing nothing really appeal to you? I just don't understand this do nothing but shitpost all day mentality. Please explain this to me.
>>25510969
>apartment
>not poor
Silly little NEETling, your vivid and reckless imagination has got the better of you again.
>>25510990
Not everyone is blessed with work ethic or intelligence.
>>25510949
please anon stop im dying here. either you're a fucking woman cunt yourself or you're a normie cuck. there is nothing honorable about being a fucking wageslave. cunts see you as nothing but a beta provider and your jew sees you as nothing but a disposable slave. you literally have to slave away to keep your damp hole entertained otherwise she'll dump you haha. work is slavery. id rather die than be like you.
I gotta say, this bait is airtight. I was gonna say that I wagekukd, built a business, sold it, rolled the profits into a second business, sold that and now spend my days on my boat/snowboarding/making music, annnnnd...
Technically a NEET.
The problem is that there's no distinction between an autishie with a complete lack of agency and me, a huge fucking winner.
>>25510969
Apartment? That's the best you can do with a trust fund? Your dope of a father didn't do a good job at raising you, sounds like he just threw a lot of money to wash his hands of the abomination he created.
>>25510888
oops posted an old photo ignore that one, here is current.
I get paid for 100h a week, anything past 80 is pay and half.
>tfw I will have 7k on friday
I'm happy working. It is nice to have graduated university and landed a grad job and I have goals and something to do now.
When I don't work I do anything of worth. Apart from working out, I just sit on my ass on 4chan or watching TV/movies or playing games.
This probably will read as kind of sad, but my job has kind of given me a life. I wasn't sure what I was doing before it.
its hard to believe this meme exists in murrika too where theres no real neetbux afaik or they are very much harder to get than here in nordic commieland. do all american neets live with their mom? i have a 33sqm flat and get about 800 yuros a month, rent is 425 including shitty internet,water,electricity etc.
i always thought that in US its mandatory wagecuckery or rich parents to be comfy
>>25511073
>>25510888
Stay salty, thats after holidays where I spoiled my friends and family.
>tfw im 22 and go to school on grants while making this much money
>tfw im 6'4
>tfw lifes pretty good
>tfw you jelly
>>25511099
It's people that are 20-24 likely testing their parents patience before they get the boot
>>25510782
>It's day 2 of 5.
I don't work on tuesdays.
When are you NEETs going to understand how jobs actually work?
This meme was stale before it even began.
>>25511119
>before they get the boot
That would never happen, my mother adores me. I'm her little angel.
>>25510844
>, earning only 1/1000000 of what he earns whilst doing 10000000x the amount of work he does
Nobody does this.
What are you even babbling about? Do you seriously think that a job is literally slave labor?
>>25511119
Honestly it has to be this. Some of us have managed to get the best of both worlds work my 45-50 hours a week and still live at home. No real bills and all this extra money to piss away on whatever I so choose.
>>25511050
Even though you're obviously lying, it's not like there aren't tons of people who can live like that.
Something like that wouldn't make me happy though. I'm a scientist, thinking and discovering are what fulfill me. And I'm still in school, but when I get a job I know I'll get paid shit and someone higher up will make millions/billions off my work, but I have just have to hope my pride doesn't ruin a good thing just because some jewish cucks are leaching off of me.
>>25511132
My mom said that too but at 26 I got a job since I realized my mom isnt going to be around forever. Being a NEET was miserable I only wish I got a job earlier.
Though my job is basically at a front desk at night so I just shitpost on 4chan for 8 hours so not much has changed I guess
>>25511138
Some jobs kinda are.
Life of a wageslave
> born to a roastie cunt and beta/cuck father
> go to college and get a meme degree
> leave college only to discover that everyone has lied to you about how you're gonna earn dough and rule the world etc
> eventually settle at some minimum wage shitter, mr kike is your boss amd works you like a slave
> work long hours, literally all your money goes into rent, student loans etc
> slave away everyday, your youth is disappearing faster than your paycheck and you are so tired and worn out from each day you have no strength to do anything enjoyable
> settle for some roastie cunt thats only there for your money and nothing else. Once she discovers youre a fucking wageslave she immediately cheats on you
> after years of being cucked, the wageslave is divorced by the cunt, she steals whatever little money hes got left and leaves the wage slave with nothing.
> the wageslave then proceeds to go on 4chan and attempts to fight the suicidal urges by attempting to insult those wiser than it
>>25511128
>When are you NEETs going to understand how jobs actually work?
Around the same time they finally finish that book/painting/musical piece
>>25511173
>Some jobs kinda are.
Name one.
>>25510782
Jokes on you, I only work 3 days a week
>>25511237
inb4 he mentions a cashier/teenager job
>1/3 of your day spent sleeping
>another 1/3 of your day spent working for the jew
>literally only living 1/3 of your life
TOP FUCKING KEK WAGECUKS. JUST FUCKING KYS ALREADY IF THIS IS YOUR LIFE.
Im permaneet but for some reason i like the idea of having a really simple min wage job. Just leave in the morning, come back at 5 and play vidya all night.
Ive always had a shitty laptop and i would love to get a nice battlestation that can run games with more than 20fps and on high graphics.
>>25510990
>Does sitting around everyday doing nothing really appeal to you?
Speaking as a wage slave, yes it fucking does. If I could figure out how to pull it off I would start a life of NEEThood tomorrow.
>remembering all those threads from more than a year ago about how no one could ever get a job
>Those people got bitter and now make these threads
tick tock
>>25511099
>>25511119
it's people giving away independence and responsibility to their parents or people just lying to have a meme thread on /r9k/.
"NEETbux" in the US, like in many parts of the world, is barely enough to survive on, much less get ahead.
>>25511261
and 1/8 of their life preparing for, traveling to and coming home from working for the jew
Since somebody takes the effort to make these threads every day, I might as well ask this question here.
What do you do to get additional income? SSI is only $750 a month. I never applied for section 8, but I'm living with roommates and only pay $200 a month for rent and utilities.
How do I make more drug money?
>>25511283
>tick tock
STOP
>>25511298
Literally 70% of the people who make these threads are actually disabled.
>>25511298
Sell stolen tvs outside of walmart for 10 dollars each like a real crackhead
>>25510782
I don't have work tomorrow tho
>>25511299
Tick
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What will neets do once mommy dies? Probably die of starvation themselves.
>>25511319
I am too, that's why I have SSI.
I still want to know how to get extra spending cash.
>>25511298
>$700
Try working harder sockpuppet. I worked so many years to now I make $1200 in disability.
>>25511286
How do you even get NEETbux in the US?
>>25511327
I get prescriptions, I'm never fiending. Jobs that pay under the table aren't always around, what other methods besides stealing do you guys use to make cash?
>>25511252
>Name one
>inb4 he names one I already know.
Most people work minimum wage, you stupid wagecuck.
>>25511348
Nice. I've worked for about 1 1/2 months in my entire life at a legitimate job.
I get the minimum.
your average "enlightened" NEET pic related
>tfw brazilian
>no bux, only 20$ a month if you 're extremely poor
>have to live with parents
>paid 400$/month for a TI job
If you're from Europe or north america, at least be thankful that you were not born in a shithole.
>>25511361
>minimum wage
>hard
>permanent
>>25511430
If given the chance, would you rather be first world "poor" or work your ass off for big cars, bigger houses and 2 weeks vacation a year?
>>25511337
This is the fate of all NEETs and they know it. They live a comfy, but very short life.
I always love those "my NEETbux just ran out I'm going to kill myself tonight" threads. Warms my heart.
>>25511337
Then I will get even more NEETbux.
>>25510782
>Literally just acting as a calendar now
Can't you come up with something more creative? You have all the time in the world, don't you?
>>25511568
The government will never let a vulnerable autistic gentlemen such as myself wonder the streets.
>>25511547
first world poor is fine, really
Having money here is a pain in the ass too, lots of work for little pay. I dont even understand how my parents can do it.
And most normies here work for big cars, bigger houses and 2 weeks vacation a year, they just get much smaller cars, houses and quality vacations. Its pathetic.
The only solution is working for the state, but it's hard to get those jobs and you are basically a leech on the economy.
>>25511568
are you retarded? in my country, and i think in most western european countries, the government pays for a flat, gives you far enough money to eat well (healthy, unhealthy, a lot of booze or no booze, you have plenty enough), to pay for internet, etc.
healthcare is also dirt cheap and sometimes free (everything paid back, including from specialists).
i'm not a neet but a lot of my friends are and it's baffling how generous the government is here. working barely pays off if neetbux gives you almost the same amount of money.
>>25511337
we gonna starving and die
becuz we are so lazy and autistic to live society we are happy now but few years later we re fucked, some parents are kicked at their house
>>25511622
this only applies to americuck (read: third world) neets. not western european ones.
>>25511608
The system will collapse in our lifetime, friend. Those NEETs will be kicked out to make room for mohammed and his family of 17.
>>25511147
You're not a scientist. You have neither the temerity nor the wherewithal.
>>25511602
Sad to hear, that the jew propaganda reaches even those, that are part of an economy where 99% of the population will never have a chance to enjoy the benefits of capitalism.
>>25511631
is asians include in that one..?
>>25511668
i don't think east asian societies are very forgiving of laziness, so no.
>>25511651
Isn't that true basically everywhere? I mean, i'm not a commie, but fuck, the rich just get richer and we are supposed to just work hard for them? Fuck that
Sometimes i wish that were some serious commie threat again so society would come up with a solution to this failed system
>>25511636
If only a third of his family joins the workforce, it already pays off and NEETs can continue their comfy lives.
>>25510782
are these the trap threads of r9k?
like has anyone ever fallen for this and quit a great career in exchange for the neet life?
>>25511723
wait for robotics to make tons of people unemployed
>>25511636
nah our workforce is so efficient that it can provide for the non-working. we live in great times for those lacking ambition and those who live lazy lives (at least in the developed part of Europe). we live in bad times for those searching meaning and fulfilment (religion gone, work barely pays off compared with not-working unless you are part of the top of the top, which by definition most aren't).
i'd say the countries here are pretty decadent.
>>25511770
the added value created by those robots will be redistributed among the populace making us even more comfy and lazy and possibly depressed.
>>25510782
>day 2 of 5
Joke's on you NEET, I work shifts.
>>25511091
let's see what you have to say in 2 years
>>25511718
The problem seems to be that people need an incentive to produce and are unwilling to give up their comforts.
Theoretically, we could share everything equally, but only on the expense of the comforts(riches) of those who produce the wealth of the first world.
So what we have now, is the biggest part of the earths population suffering from poverty, so that the smallest part can enjoy their lives in abundance.
I'm certain that at some point the inequality becomes so large that the whole system crumbles. Just sit tight and wait with anticipation.
>Born a citizen of the US, the wealthiest nation in human history
>Expected to spend the vast majority of my life working, or resting and preparing to work, for meager pay that barely covers the cost of living for most people
>Overtime is treated not as a burden, eating away at what precious little free time you're awarded, but as something to be sought after, if not forced on you
>Lifestyle choices not deemed acceptable by the consensus, such as dropping out of school, pursuing the "wrong" major in college, or waiting "too long" to enter the workforce, effectively condemn you to a life of degrading minimum wage slave labor
>Work is treated like a good thing you should want to do
>If given the choice between taking time for yourself or doing more work, work should always outweigh personal enjoyment
>Welfare or any sort of financial assistance is almost impossible to get, and if you manage it the amount paid is so minimal it's not even worth the effort
>Anyone questioning this system is branded a lazy, worthless subhuman just trying to leech off the system
Why is this allowed?
>>25511914
>Why is this allowed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcE0dUAMcBw
>>25511803
sounds like the joke's on you desu senpai
t. salaried employee
>>25511914
HAHAHAHAHAHA
most of my friends in belgium are neets and i swear they live very comfortable lives. don't have to worry about healthcare, if they go back to college (which are ranked among the top of the world!) they get a considerable sum of money (they are allowed to fail like 2-3 years to still get the full sum), public transport is relatively cheap, etc etc
life is too easy here and it does not pay off to work.
I, as a working class person, am so pissed off when i see that my neet friends maybe have 100-200 dollars less than me (and they get other benefits as well that i don't get because they have the 'poor status', like even cheaper healthcare, which is already dirt cheap and of excellent quality, and cheaper public transport, etc).
damn i'm tired i have to sleep. night-time work sucks.
why do i even work anymore? i really don't see any reason
i'm so sick of this unfair system.
>>25512011
>why do i even work anymore? i really don't see any reason
Then dont? What are you afraid of?
>>25512063
losing my the little social life i have.
neets here who have a social life tend to be either people of north-african descent or perpetual college students.
>>25512063
Not that guy, but in most places your only options are to work or suffer and die in the streets unless mom and dad can afford to keep you alive.
>>25512089
Aslong as you dont suffer, thats an okay reason to keep working. Otherwise, id say fuck it and quit.
>>25512096
If you read his post, you'd see that he wouldnt have to suffer.
>>25511048
>l-l-let me explain to you how the world works despite having never gone outside
>>25511048
It's okay, no need to be upset. Go and drink more of Mr. Steinburg's Jew milk until you feel better :)
I've had over 10 jobs since high school. Part-time and full-time. Here is what i've observed so far:
Some jobs are shitty. Some jobs are amazing. Some jobs are amazing after you've had the shitty ones.
The key is not to be content with "low-hanging fruit." Meaning, you should actively TRY to find a job that isn't soul-crushing. *Unless you just really need the money for a while.* But even then, continue your search, and every now and then, apply on other stuff.
Here are some tips that aren't "durr dress nice"
>Apply on a fuck ton of jobs.
You should be doing 10-15 applications a day. And actually *count* them. They can be tedious, so 5 can feel like 10. But you need to actually COMPLETE 10-15.
>*IMMEDIATE follow-up call*
Right after you submit the application, call the company's human resources department. Say your first and last name, the position you applied for, and that you're looking forward to being considered. Then say your phone number, and thank them. Try to do it smoothly. Like a newscaster or a "recording". You basically just self-invited yourself for a short interview. And it WORKS.
>Save a super short cover letter
Mine is literally 3 sentences. The only difference between applications is the part where I mention the company's name. The rest of the application is random questions and history. This is the first chance for the employer to get a feel for your personality and style.
>Talk yourself up on your resume
Meaning, if you had a customer service job, don't just say "talked with customers on the phone." Say "built relationships with 60-70 customers per day via telephone and helped them resolve account issues." Yeah it's corny as fuck. But this is pretty much what a resume is for. Most people are not applying to be CEO, so they all kinda have the same qualifications. The point is to see who comes across well on paper. Those are the ones who are invited to come interview.
tl;dr - Employers love (minimal) effort. Every fucking time.
>>25512642
Could you post your three sentence cover letter ?
I really don't get how this meme applies to me. I work at a theater that's literally a few minutes near where I live. It's probably the most comfiest job I've ever had 2nd to maybe a security job?
I don't know what you NEET's think working is.
>>25512705
>Thanks for accepting my application. I'm a detail-oriented team player. I look forward to speaking with a representative about everything I can bring to Malaysian Scented Fingerpainting Inc.
>Thanks again,
>Anon
I had a friend who chose to go the neet route for a while. After he got sick of not being able to pay to do anything most of the time, which prevented him from going out or entertaining company unless somebody provided for him, he started looking for a job.
My job is easy, the hours are short enough and the pay is off the books so I don't get taxed. It would be great if my depression didn't come to work with me.
>be medfag
>plan to work for 5-7years
>live on a shifty appartment during that time like a fucking junkie
>save up ~180k each year
>hire Mr.Goldberg to invest money
>(not trust him completely either)
>love as a rich neet for rest of life
Will this plan work?
>>25513193
The idea works, but your numbers are overly optimistic.
>>25510782
Thispost is a "page 10 save rave", as [s4s] calls it.
Wagecuckshave to go to work instead of staying home and eating tendies
>>25512642
Whats the fucking point
putting in so much effort for a piece of shit job
>>25510782
I have today off. Feels good to get a little taste of the NEET life in the middle of the week.
Feeeeels sooo gooooood maaaan.
these normie meme threads still exist?
lmao real robots just hide/sage and move on
