>tfw no pale, black haired, and scantilly clad beauty to feed goats with
>why bother living?
>>25510091
>pale, black haired, and scantilly clad
I was in love with a pale skinny girl with black hair
she was technically half arab, half white
so beautiful to me
she got very vicious though and now she blocked me out of her life
>tfw no naked woman to question emu's with
>>25510091
my wife is pale skinned and dark haired, but I don't think I want to feed goats with her in a bikini. seems like an odd activity.
>>25510141
It's my dream date. If I ever got a date that is what I'd want to do. Feed goats while she's in a bikini. soooooooooo hoooooooooot
>>25510091
>>25510123
>tfw no fully dressed, black-haired woman to laugh at salad with
>>25510162
I'd rather play vidya and fuck doggystyle while trash talking people in online matches.
She'll join in but she doesn't trash talk. kind of a bummer.
>>25510192
sometimes i go to golden corral to try to meet those kind of women. when they are at the salad bar i try to make small talk. i usually ask the following joke to break the ice.
what did the bacon say to the tomato?
lettuce get together!
sometimes the girl laughs but often they have a confused look then walk away before they even get a crouton!
>>25510192
>Knock knock?
>Who's there?
>Lettuce.
>Lettuce who?
>Lettuce in your pants!
>>25510483
Its like an episode of Hello Ladies
