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How do I get a bf to practice my domesticity on without making him think I'm going to fuck him? I just want someone to kiss and cuddle and cook for and spend time with, until I can find someone to marry.

Robots, how would you feel about being someone's practice gf, if she provided affection and attention, but no sex?
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Following because this is actually relevant to me. I am saving sex for marriage but I am not very domestic and I am extremely uncomfortable and flustered around men. I want a practice boyfriend who I don't have to have sex with.
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Sure! What's the address?
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>>25503526
Why not have a legitimate bf that you let know that you want to wait until marriage? if it doesnt work out then find another willingly cellibate bf?
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>>25503526
just be a lesbian, or pretend
honestly I could stand being someone's practice bf, I used to think that people had to have the same number of partners to have a suitable relationship and I fucked up and missed out on actually having relationships, so it'd be okay if it was just for practice
But I'd want to make the rule that it's okay to fall in love, because it's a lot more shallow if you do it while looking for suitable partners elsewhere
I really wouldn't want a practice gf to have multiple practice bfs other than me if we're practicing monogamy
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>>25503630
or rather practicing for monogamy
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Why don't you want to have sex with him?
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>>25503526
>Robots, how would you feel about being someone's practice gf, if she provided affection and attention, but no sex?
I'm waiting for marriage so that's what I want in a regular gf...
Chances I'm being rused if I find someone that's life this?
Should I just stay celibate and not bother?
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I would like that. Email me if you want to try it out.
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>>25503663
saving herself for marriage, duh
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>>25503603
Why do all the men here have practice girlfriends?
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>>25503526
>>25503549

Oddly, I'd be okay with this. Just don't expect me to put 100% of the effort in pretending to be your boyfriend and leave when I tell you.
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>>25503684
>Why do all the men here have practice girlfriends?
get out
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>>25503603

>implying that a breakup because of of sexual incompatibility is any different than having a practice bf, in the end

I've never dated anyone, I don't know how to be a good woman except in theory. I know in America it's normal to date around/have multiple relationships before you 'settle down' but I don't think I'm yet ready or worthy enough to commit to someone for a lifetime, if they want what I want. (Monogamy, marriage, children)
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>>25503684
Nobody here has any kind of gf
We're a bunch of miserable fucking losers and only inbreds dropped on their heads as children don't know when something is a joke.
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>>25503630

Would you mind if she had practice gf's? I'm bisexual but I've never dated a girl, either. I think I'm too feminine to register on lesbian's radar, especially since I don't like using labels for myself. But if a qt asked me out I'd say yes.
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>>25503753
Thats actually how dating with most people works
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>>25503758

>This meta-humor.
Over my head.
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>>25503824
>bisexual
Instatrash
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>>25503663

I'm 18, so old enough that being a virgin isn't 'expected' due to my age, but young enough that it isn't creepy to have no experience, at least imo.

Even if I was sexually attracted to someone (which has happened before) I'd prefer to give myself to them in the context of a committed long-term relationship, because otherwise, what's the point? I'm not dying to lose my virginity, and I value that my future husband may find it valuable.

My mind may change in the future (unlikely) but as of now that's where I'm at.
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>>25503684
it's because I was told that I should improve if I wanted a good gf, therefore I should practice with shitter gfs until I think I'm ready to go out with a stacey.

>>25503526
>implying all men aren't practice boyfriends
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>>25503671

You kept your username, and I've seen you in other threads, fyi.

Thanks anyways for the offer!
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>>25503926
So you're not gonna take this opportunity?
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>>25503526

There are a few robots here like that.

As for myself, no, fucking would have to be included. And no little fucking either, I'd literally expect to have enough sex that I wouldn't have a complex about my sexual inexperience anymore.
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>>25503526
>without making him think I'm going to fuck him?

You probably will have to make him think that to keep him round. Though judging by some of the twats at this site, there's probably many guys a-ok with you using them.
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>>25503549

I'm glad I'm not alone in this (discomfort/flusteredness)! I'm not super-domestic, but I'm better at being hospitable than I am at taking care of myself. I like to cook, but I only bother when I know someone besides just me is going to eat. Anyways, I hope this thread helps you!
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>>25503832
Hence why I usually avoid mentioning it. In this instance, it was relevant, but yeah.
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>>25503526
No way. Blue balls^800. And its like the deepest form anyway. Sex. So no.
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>>25503832
Ooops, meant to reply to >>25503895
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>>25504010

Anon.

Blowjobs aren't sex.

:^)
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>>25504029
I doubt you meant to reply to me
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>>25504067
Ooops, mean to reply to >>25504035
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Most people have their practice gf when they're 13-15. Convincing a man to agree to that situation 9/10 will be a step down for him.
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>>25504141
Oooops, meant to raply to >>25503852
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>>25503526
This is stupid, I'm more than happy to wait for marriage or have a sex - less relationship. But not if it's with the intention of being replaced. So basically you don't actually want to be in a relationship. You just want to get better at making others feel loved. If that's the case then fuck off.
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>>25504094
>>25504215

What is happening, why are you doing this anon. I get it, I fucked up, but I'm so confused, I can't stop laughing.
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>>25504141
I know :^)

Oroginal
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>>25504035
>>25504010

Also no blowjobs. Nothing below the belt. Nothing involving clothes removal. Sorry, but it's all off limits.
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>>25504386
Oops, maent to reply too >>25504414
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>>25504345
Oopss, meany to replt to >>25503903
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>>25503526
> if she provided affection and attention, but no sex?
I would agree. Gf without sex is better than no gf and no sex.
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>>25504432
>>25504490

Thank you, you made my night. This is the only thread I've ever gotten replies to, and if this is how it dies, then I couldn't ask for more.
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>practice bf
is this the birth of a epic new meimei?
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>>25504571
Ooopss, mean too raep too >>25504545
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>>25503526
seems to me like you need an internet boyfriend m'lady
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>>25504767
Normally I'd say that's pathetic, but considering what OP wants it actually sounds like a good idea.
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>>25504791
Oopps, meant to reeply to >>25504767
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>>25503526
Wouldn't mind that tbqh, hopefully you find someone in your area!
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>>25504791

But then there'd be no cuddles.
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>>25504946
I don't know what to tell you friend. I don't care for your plan in the slightest, but at least the guy won't get as hurt in an internet relationship
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>>25504694
>>25504868

Bless you anon. Bless you
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>>25504946
Poop, meant to reply to >>25504991
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>>25505089
Oops, meat to replay to >>25504946
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>>25505023
>>25505141

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME.

pls don't stop
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>>25505402
Soups, meant to relay to >>25504991
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>>25505426

just bee my practice bf
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I'm sure you can find a practice boyfriend. As long as you don't mind getting cucked and replaced as soon as he finds a girl who will open her legs. I wouldn't mind using you for free meals, and other shit while I get to know your girl friends a bit better and start fucking one of them. Sign me up.
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>>25505483
Ops, mean to two-ply to >>25503526
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>>25505530

desu I don't think I'd mind if he had sex with other girls on the side as long as he kept it to himself, and it didn't interfere with spending time with me.
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>>25503526
If you're serious about this then it's definitely possible. You really just need a platonic male friend who's mature enough to handle such a situation. If you're honest with him about what you want to do and why, it's not unreasonable that he'd agree.
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>>25505483
>Anon shitposter becomes OP's practice bf
>She falls in love with him for real
>He drops her ass and lives out the rest of his days shiposting in femanon threads
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>>25505624
Dubs meant to repay to >>25505621
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>>25503526
Date a devout religious fellow.
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>>25505726
>Giving away free (You)s
I want one!
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Sounds alright as long as she doesn't mind a boner poking her all night in the bedsheets
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>>25505758
Uups, meant tu reply tu >>25505760
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>>25505726
devout religious fellow here
No
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It's fine as long as you're upfront and frank about waiting for marriage. You should consider marrying your "practice boyfriend", too. It would be cruel to do otherwise. If a "marriage material" boyfriend means "a man with a high paying career" that's a little fucked up, you're supposed to build a home together, at least in my eyes. If you want to be a domestic house wife like the traditional 50's gender role that's fine but you need to be upfront about it, no deception.
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>>25505809
Opos mnaet to rlpey to >>25505760
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Friendly Reminder Practice relationship aren't real
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>>25503663
because he's not chad duh
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>>25503526
Take care of a fatty.
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>>25504946
>physical contact
>no sex
Cruel
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