>hey big bro my boyfriend is coming over today, so can you um... not come out of your room, no matter what you hear?
>things I'll never have to deal with.
Ok, I know u guys will be busy cleaning the room, just do it while mom and dad are gone please
>>25503464
Not even 'Anon, help'?
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
>um sorry to bother you big bro but my bf forgot to bring a condom. can't you lend him yours?
>>25503464
>not punching her directly in the mouth until she suffers from toof decay
>me doing history project
>sister and boy friend don't know I'm home sneaky.jpg
>kill me now this work was pissing me off but I heard a noise coming from down the hall
>Kanye west Solo was playing loud as hell
>But before I could under stand what was going on all I could hear was loud screaming an moans wakemeup.jpeg
>frustrated at this point after ten minutes have passed I hear silence and more Kanye west
>Thought that shit would never end
>both walk out of the room half naked and red in the face and try to nonchalantly walk past me after we made eye contact
> too fucking late, I wanted to puke after have the image of that shit go on in a nose wiff's distance
>how they never saw me when first walking in the door I'll never know
>but I later jacked of to that step sister porn my buddy was talking about that's my fetish dude.
>>25504548
>try to nonchalantly walk past me after we made eye contact
i LOST
>>25503464
>tfw my older brother would bring fat bitches over, fuck them in the living room so I couldn't go downstairs out outside at night, bring them to sleep upstairs in his room near mine and then fuck them in the morning and I'd wake up to the sound of him cumming.
A pretty bad way to start the day desu.
>>25503464
sure stacey, just make sure that u let shaniqua in. shes gona come visit me for snugs
>>25503464
>wearing a chocker with a cross on it
HUGE red flag when bitches wear chockers, trust me
>>25504548
>2016
>not having pissbottles
Um, excuse me? You said that I got cummies too, not just your fucking bf. Now bend over bitch, MAYBE he can get your mouth.
>>25505679
really? why? I think chokers look nice
>be Kazakh
>white men listen to their sisters' moans
>they allow this to happen
Just... How? Fucking animals with no sense of shame and honour.
>>25506726
Beta orbiting your own sister. You the real cuck, m8.
Don't worry I've already got my cameras set.
As soon as they would blast crappy music or make any sorts of loud mouth sounds i would kick the door in and throw the scrawny boy out of the house.
Nah seriously living with familia again would not end well.
Barge in every time. Every single time. Bad enough that shit happens at all, but if you can stop it, do it. Even if just for laughs.
Am I the only one that cringes when I see these threads?
It just makes me cringe hardcore because no human being would ever say this. Or at least not say it in such a cringeworthy way.
>>25503464
>she's wearing a "A Day to Remember" band tee
gross.
>>25506726
Not all white men, and not only white men. Just lowlife robots.
Fuck your sister
Not being your sisters boyfriend WTF is wrong with you anon.
>>25503464
>living with another female whom you are not having sexual intercourse with with
shiggy
>>25503464
>not come out of your room, no matter what you hear?
later
>AAAAAAAAA ANON THERE'S A GUY HERE HE'S GOT A GUN, STOP, GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, LET GO OF ME, ANON, HELP ME *POP* OH MY GOD CHAD, CHAD, ARE YOU OKAY CHAD, OH MY GOD HE KILLED CHAD, ANON HELP HELP MEMMMRPHPHPHHH
>>25509964
>Listen, I'm going to have to stop you right there. You see, I'm under direct orders from my sister, who is a total bitch by the way, that I am not to leave this room until such time as her boyfriend has left the building. I was even bribed. Imagine that.
I'm actually pretty glad I'm an only child. My friend has a sister who is a year older and he has to deal with the constant stream of guys coming to their place to fuck her.
>not fucking your sister
>>25503464
>teenage sex
undeveloped minds engaging in simplistic physical pleasures when they have nothing else to do. cant we raise better people with better priorities?
>>25510078
that is absolutely disgusting. im glad my younger sister is a-sexual.
>>25503464
>tfw an age difference of 23 years
If I ever find myself in this situation it will mean I'll have reached the highest level of NEETdom possible; having to move back in with my parents at the ripe age of 40.
I'll definitely kill myself on cam, pinky promise.
>>25510188
why would you be glad your sister is a tumblr trash special snowflake???
>>25510421
because shes not getting railed by chad.
>>25510471
but, she probably wants to be railed by some fat tumblr chick with dyed hair. pick your poison.
>>25510172
Why would you want to? How else will they learn?
if I ever heard my sister fucking someone, I'd probably set my whole house on fire and go down with the ship
there are things no man should know
>>25510602
>Not sitting next to the wall and fapping to the sound of your sister enjoying a dick
>>25506726
This.
But I don't even need to educate her myself, my parents gave her a good uprising.
>not kicking her boyfriend out and giving her the dick yourself
>>25510623
shes fat and has an ass like a mule
the only thing about my sister is her big tits, and even then, the sight of her repulses me
thanks nature, i dont need that boner
It is my duty to inform mother and father if you close your bedroom door whilst he is over. Sexual deviance will not be tolerated.
>>25510654
good plan, that should rack up the GBPs
tendies tonight anon
>>25503464
Hhhhhnnngggg, sure thing sis. Don't hold back.
>Make deal with boyfriend
>Have him put a blindfold on her and then leave the room
>Fuck sister and cum inside of her
>Switch places again real quick
>Never get caught
Who /snitch/ here?
