Robots, I think I'm ready to hire an escort. You sons of bitches make it look so fucking easy. This shit is difficult.
>Cash is no problem
>Precumming is
>Is it okay to kiss on the mouth?
>Will they laugh at my 5'' penis?
>Is an hour too long or should I settle on 15 mins for a first time?
You niggers never said it's this hard.
>tfw every ad explicitly mentions no black men
kinda unrelated to what you're talking about OP but if prostitution is illegal how can backpage exist? it's obviously an escort thing. do the authorities not give a shit?
>>25503483
i think they do but its one of those things where its too big to completely stop.
>>25503483
Most ads have one of these. Must work.
>>25503445
First thing you have to do is kiss her on the lips. Don't full out make out with her,
Say hi and go for a kiss.
A cop will not kiss someone. if she refuses,leave right away.
Make sure to kiss her BEFORE you discuss ANYTHING.
>>25503445
If you find a cool escort, she wont care about your 5 inch dick,
if you cum too quickly, she'll understand if shes cool, she dosent care she just wants your money.
Get an hour, 15 minutes is eh
also, protip- dont be a black man
>>>25503543
>you're not a cop are you
>no
>okay here's some illegal services
>You're under arrest
>NO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LIE THIS IS ENTRAPMENT REEEEEEEEEE
Get 30 minutes and look for girls with lots of pictures and maybe even a website then google them and see if they have reviews. Some hookers will let you kiss them, they will usually say if it's allowed. Also they dont give a shit about penis size.
>>25503445
As soon as you are alone with her, get your cock out and piss in her mouth a bit. A cop would never do this, so it will show her you are cool, and then you guys can get started without worrying.
>>25503705
Just wear white face, it's cheaper than a race change.
>>25503445
anon, don't do it
you'll regret it for the rest of your life
>>25504721
Why is that? I want to get my dick wet and suck some toes. I have a job and don't pay rent.
>>25503809
That's the thing, anon. Paying somebody for time isn't illegal but paying for sex is.
So if I pay to hang out with you for an hour and you just happen to blow me, it's legal. If I pay you to blow me for an hour, that's illegal.
It feels bad to be on a time limit, its really a waste of money. You feel like shit when she's packing up and can't wait to leave and does so.
