This Pochacco figure is currently $115 dollars.
>tfw dont have a cock
>tfw cant cum all over this figure
whats the point of spending all that money without a dick
>>25502911
>$148.50
>still no cock on my body
>>25502911
Rub it against your clitoris?
First, train yourself to squirt
Then, schlick while wearing one of those phallic piss converters for female public urination
Then you'll effectively cum all over your figure.
>>25502911
Not our fault you cut it off you fucking degenerate
>>25502935
but then I cant see it well
and cant make my own cum dribble down it
>>25502977
That's an interesting idea. I've never squirted before I wish I could.
wish I could pay someone to jerk off onto it right in front of me.
>>25502924
Post most pochacco. I always see these animu figures and think, "I would never waste money on one of those", then I see her delicious chub and I have to go check my bank account.
>>25503117
She looks so soft. I wouldnt even know what to do with her if she was my gf because no penis. I just wanna to grope her ass,belly,thighs, and tiddies man
You can buy a decent cock off ebay for about $10.
>>25503168
Bury your face in her vagoo, obviously. Fat girls have tasty pussy juice (if they have good hygiene).
God damn! There's a figure on eBay that's 750 dollars!
>>25503190
I want my own cock to jizz all over her fat titties
>>25503049
I could offer my services.
What kinda money are we talking.
>>25503049
>I've never squirted before I wish I could.
It takes practice, definitely.
Diddling yourself routinely while urinating helps, it slowly breaks down the urge to clench your urinary sphincter while cumming.
Once you get it down though, schlicking becomes even better, while a bit messy at times.
>wish I could pay someone to jerk off onto it right in front of me.
You could definitely do that- put out an ad.
>>25503229
i'd honestly pay you for a video recording.
>>25502911
I normally am pretty okay with Pochaco despite how vulgar she is compared to Sonico, but that tan is atrocious.
>>25503229
>Fish is a common whore
I actually believed in you.
>>25503243
Squirting isnt piss though
>You could definitely do that- put out an ad.
fuck I absolutely would
>>25503265
Dont assume things. I have a plan.
>>25503250
How much?
>>25502911
be my gf I'll hotglue all your figurines whenever you want
>>25503319
Probably like $30-50 depending on if that person does exactly what I request
I want to smell Pochaco's butt crack.
>>25503410
Do you have a skype?
I would like to discuss business.
>>25503451
Do you have or know someone that has a pochacco figure and a cock?
>>25503503
If you bankroll it I do.
>>25503527
Do you own any other figures?
>>25503553
Not himz but I could record myself cumming on one
I have a BBC
>>25503553
Nope.
I plan on buying some, but nothing lewd.
>>25503503
I have a cock and a sonico figure. Is her sister good enough?
>>25503647
Sonichu? Why?
>>25503811
>sonico
>sonichu
Are you mentally retarded or something?
>>25503811
Is this bait or did you misread?
Sonico
>>25503647
>>25503585
>>25503579
eh idk guys i'd give big bucks for someone cumming over pochacco in particular
but I could consider other figures as well
/a/nime faggots are usually pretty buttblasted about Pochacco. What the hell is going on here now?
>>25503899
Clearly, you don't know the first thing about anything
>>25503886
You'd get to keep the figure afterwards.
>>25503953
rude
stop being a rude autist and tell me what the fuck is this thread about
>pochaco's legs are longer than your dick
>>25504025
a girl requesting dudes to hotglue porkchoppo figures for her
do these things cost anywhere near that much to produce or is this just a buyer's market sort of thing?
>>25503883
It was bait, I was bored. Sorry.
>>25504023
They'd smell horrible. Although OP would probably lick them clean.
>>25504318
Vinyl cleans up really easily.
