25+ year old virgins only thread.
Will 2016 be any different? I can't see my year being any better than the previous 25.
>>25500834
>Will 2016 be any different?
Nope, I'm at the point where I don't even care anymore.
I'm almost 35. Turning it this year. What to do, robots?
>>25500834
>24
Fuck it i'm close enough. I probably won't since my only standard for a girl is
>Be a virgin
And that seems impossible at my age
25 year old Virgin turning 26 dating a girl online for the past 3.5 years
Just finished going to university part time. Going into this five years ago I knew that if it didn't happen in that time period, it wasn't going to happen at all. I've already accepted my fate. I'm turning 26 in February. I might as well accept wizardhood.
I've been here 8 years, If I make it this year and actually become slightly normie/happy I will resurrect the old cyborg threads and help other robots.
>>25502359
>seems
It pretty much is buddy. Unless you go for the physically/mentally deformed (which still isn't a 100%). Better offer up some money to a fat, smelly virgin somewhere in your country, because hot virgins can literally sell it for millions.
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>>25502425
Turning 26 in February too.
Godspeed, anon.
>>25502593
I too am turning 26 in February.
>>25502472
I know anon. I wasted those three years before on some girl who didn't put out for all three of them, and she moved on to some french guy who lives away from her shes been with for a year now, and I know the son of a bitch it just gonna pump and dump her but she keeps telling me he'll stay and this and that and how i'm the villain even though I would've if she hadn't just kept being a female friend with a leash.
I don't care anymore. Give me a test tube baby. Let the world burn
>lost it a bit before my 24th bday
It's nice that I can get some solace in thinking "I'm glad I am not going to die a virgin", but honestly, fapping can be better than sex, and relationshit drama is it's entirely own set of feels, and it can be absolutely awful.
>>25502593
>>25502613
I hope you guys find happiness somewhere else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH1mhGUssgE&list=LLVfZMktfCVjOIcy8DAxJ5kA&index=5
>>25502425
>doing STEM
>4 girls per class max
>they're either ESL Chinese or daddy issues sluts with 30 orbiters
>>25500834
Wizardry, here I come.
