Tfw glorious Aussie welfare system gives you $1200 per month as a NEET and the 650,000 New Zealanders in my country aren't entitled to one buckaroo!
>>25500043
Why don't you just sell Kiwi meat on the black market?
>>25500043
>tfw British welfare is pretty comfy but I can't get on it without burning through my hard earned wage shekels first.
Dirty gypos will get it for nothing then steal from me lifes not fair reeeeeeeeee
>>25500060
Eyes a bit tired there from doing those reports all night for Mr. Finkelstein wagie? I just said I'm getting money for doing nothing.
>>25500043
Actually, all of the New Zealanders who came to Australia before 2001 ARE entitled to it.
Not that it matters - the 650k of us are earning so much money that the taxes easily pay for your completely shitty, so poverty tier you may as well be homeless, pittance of $300 a week.
$300 a week to keep you quiet and docile while we take all the best jobs, buy up your land and fuck your women is cheap.
>>25500235
>being this bitter
I'm British but being NEET is way better than all that stuff you listed
>>25500235
butthurt sheep fucker detected
aww churrr bo, dets meeeen ezz u must luv da skeffolding eyyy
now fuck off.
>>25500235
You guys are literally the same country and have the same flag, holy shit this is pathetic.
>>25500084
Can't you withdraw it all as cash and say you spent it?
1200 sounds pretty shitty
I cant believe NEETs love to live in crushing poverty always having to budget themselves and not being able to buy nice things.
>>25500286
No we're not.
That's like saying Canadians are American, or Irish people are English.
>>25500302
probably not without being caught for fraud, they look at your bank statements I think. Also it's a lot so cash isn't an option.
>>25500262
>bitter
>earning more in a day than we hand NEETs in a week to keep them quiet as we fuck the holes of all the girls he'll never get to touch
Don't make me kek!
Don't you have teenagers to be selling off to Pakis, Britcuck?
>>25500341
Yet you're still here on the permavirgin autism bored.
Intredasting.
My village has no Pakis, thankfully.
>>25500269
Look at this butt flustered as fuck Ozfag NEET eunuch crying and raging as he comes to terms with just how many of his women have been fucked beyond comprehension by alpha Kiwi males!
>>25500338
Buy bitcoin and claim you have a serious gambling problem and pissed it all away on online sportsbook?
>>25500402
We'd be fucking your women too if they didn't all look like this
>>25500374
>le everyone here is just as much of a loser as I am maymay
Why don't you at least put some effort in if you're going to try to shame someone? No wonder you allowed filthy sand nigger scum to mercilessly fuck the holes of your teenagers.
Poor little Brits, nothing has gone right for you since we all left for the colonies, has it, you useless, cowardly fucks?
>>25500433
>implying some staunch Maori chick wouldn't rather tear your cock and balls off than have sex with an Ozmega
>>25500446
>double spacing
>has a job in a sunny country
>angry
Fuck off normie, nobody wants you here. IDGAF about Pakis raping people as long as it's not me.
>>25500474
>being proud of your women being tough, wide-set and manly
>>25500043
> can confirm
> on 20k annually
> thx tax payers
>>25500480
>desperately trying this hard
>being this upset that Pakis get more prime pussy than you ever have or will
Maybe if you weren't such a hypersensitive bitch who gets triggered and threatened by getting mocked, you wouldn't have these problems.
>>25500550
shhh shhh, no anger now, only happy thoughts
>>25500502
>implying
Try actually coming up with a response that isn't just something you're making up as the tears flow
>>25500575
Happy thoughts like the thought of an English rose in her prime getting violated in every orifice by filthy sand nigger cock?
Happy thoughts like a Britcuck like you ineffectually crying as he sits there collecting the dole while her holes are stretched wide by dirt coloured Paki cock?
>>25500592
Why would I be crying cuz?
It's a beautiful overcast 22 degree day, the rain is pitter pattering on my window while I sit here with a nice cup of coffee, listening to my favourite music with a completely clear agenda for the day.
Might jump in my car later and smoke some top quality Australian weed with my mates later on and have a good laugh.
Hows the concreting going bro?
>>25500648
lmao, think the hot weathers getting to you m8. I'm not on the dole.
Snapshot of the typical New Zealander male behaviour, angry because they're poor.
http://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/coward-punch-leaves-cole-miller-in-critical-condition-in-brisbane-hospital/news-story/c9271e709dade7b28e504ae887385f96
When will it end?
>>25500433
I'm 21 and have literally seen a woman that looks like this 3 or 4 times in my life.
Kiwi women aren't stunners but they're easy. Honestly $20 on drinks and you'll get a ride.
>>25500684
So in other words, you're sitting at home crying, listening to John Farnham because you've got nothing to do and no-one wants to hang out, despite your desperate efforts to bribe some mates with shitty bogan dirt weed to hang out with you in your $500 Gemini.
Imagine being so useless in this country you couldn't even get a trade sorted.
1200$? fuck you west, i rent my grandma's house with 400$ a month (a fucking good price) and it's 170sqm and has a 120sqm garden, in the first district of the capital city of my country... i'd be a rich bitch with that kinnda dough here in eastern europe
>>25500773
You don't think our bogans aren't just as bad, if not worse?
>>25500727
>openly admitting you earn money to support Pakis while they thrust their wretched cocks into underage British girls who you eventually will marry.
Wow!
>>25500800
That sounds nice slavbro.
You can still claim welfare if you live at least 6 months of the year on Aussie soil.
Might need to book me a ticket!
>>25500833
>implying I'm not living from savings
>implying I will ever marry a horrid British whore
>>25500773
>mouthy bogan cunt talks shit
>gets ONE punch for failing to keep his cunt mough shut
>dies because he's a fucking pussy with pussy Australian genetics.
Maybe if you worthless bogan cowards weren't such mouthy little cunts you wouldn't get smashed over so easily.
>>25500855
>implying you didn't work to save that money
>implying you wont work again and then continue to contribute to funding the horrific violation of sand coon fuck slaves
>implying you won't beg to marry a used, discarded British whore and then move into a ghastly terraced house in some grey, poverty stricken shithole
>>25500800
Do you want to rent a room out?
>>25500794
Nice try, except my car is one year old and the weed my many friends supply ME with is pretty damn good.
Don't you have some roast potatoes to dig out of the ground or something?
>>25500917
>I work so I'm superior than Australians
>yuck you work and you're british? fucking filthy cunt
why are all kiwis such fucking morons, only met one who can even have a conversation without spewing some nonsense
>>25500043
>bragging about $850 in freedombux per month in a country where cost of living is 6% higher
>>25500942
No-one's impressed by your mums old Getz, mate.
Don't you have some more crying to do as you come to terms with just how much prime blonde Australian cunt offers itself to Kiwi men?
>>25500871
The Aussie was completely unprepared and minding his own business when the maori savage king hit him in the side of the head, causing him to smash his head on the ground and die from brain trauma.
SOOOO TUFF GEE OWW HES A MEAN FIGHTER AYYY CUZ
>>25500982
>being this desperate
>trying to shit the goalposts this much
You're not disgusting because you work, you're disgusting because you willingly pay Pakis a fortune in dole and all they do is run pizza and kebab shops under the table and use prime English teen cunt as their cum dumpsters.
>>25501077
Mate that wasn't the brit that replied to you, I'm australian but whatever, you clearly can't distinguish between the two.
>>25501014
>The cunt Aussie was running his mouth and got smacked the fuck out and now his cowardly, lying dog mates are pretending he was totally innocent.
Face facts, bogan - your precious piece of shit mate got EXACTLY what he deserved. You faggots need to learn to keep your mouths shut.
Talk shit, get hit.
European living in NZ. Kiwis are perma butthurt all the time. Probably because immigrants are buying all the houses they willingly sell. The cheeky ungrateful bitches :^)
>>25501144
ayy cuz look at me i am fulfilling erry stereotype of newzealanders there is wow bro look at that skeffolding ay cuz
>>25501144
>supporting a barbaric ape
Here we have it gents. Gospel proof that kiwis are a pleb tier people.
>>25501137
>he thinks people can distinguish between two equally stinky hunks of shit!
>>25501214
>an exclamation mark
How butt blasted are you right now? Can you answer something for me, why are you kiwis always so aggro? Is it just in the genes?
>>25501185
>being this upset that his boyfriend couldn't handle a single, well deserved punch after running his mouth off.
Typical Ozcoward, full of bravado until it's time to pay the price of being a cunt.
>>25501207
>one on one fighting is barbaric.
No wonder it's so easy to take your jobs and fuck your women. You really are a nation of weak, pathetic nu-male poofs.
>>25501137
I just gave up replying to the guy, he's clearly off his tits on autism or pills
>>25501260
What do you expect from the people who might as well be Africans?
>>25501260
>punctuation!
How about you answer something for me, why do you resort to hiding behind "ur mad" whenever you get BTFO?
Either come up with something to actually beat me, or don't post.
>>25501284
>fighting isn't barbaric
The fact that, if he was running his mouth, the kiwi punched him for just having a bit of bantz is pretty retarded and barbaric. Why can't you people just chill out?
>>25501285
>I'm scared of strangers on the internet.
No wonder the dirt races have taken over your country.
>>25501284
Hey buddy, I'm not a NEET, In fact - I own a business.
Every time I see a kiwi looking name on a resume, I throw it in the bin.
Every time I hear "Awww heeelllluuu bruuu" over the phone - I tell them " We'll get back to you"
Good luck out there!
>>25501290
Why bring Queenslanders into this?
NZ sure is constantly sensitive about australia. I don't really think about them unless I hear one of their horrible accents while out enjoying my free time (I have a lot of free time as MEET masterace)
There are New Zealanders who move here? Wouldn't that just be pointless?
Also, how do I get a liveable amount of money form the government while avoiding work for the dole? Right now they want me to work for money that can't even pay the rent so I told them to fuck themselves.
>>25501332
>I should be allowed to get away with being a smart mouth cunt
No.
True story
>on train
>bogan cunts get on train blasting Hilltop Hoods or something equally shameful and shit at full volume on phone speaker
>nice old aussie man asks them to turn it down
>bogans tell him to fuck off, biggest bogan starts literally rapping the lyrics in the direction of old guy in between calling him a cunt
>get sick of this and tell him to shut the fuck up
>he tries to act all staunch and hard and asks if I want to go and want to punch on
>get up and square up to him
>he's, I don't know, rap posing and ranting abuse
>punch him full force directly in the face
>he falls over
>none of his mates do anything
>tell one of them to turn off the fucking music and shut the fuck up
>he does and they do
>try hard bogan faggots slink off the train at the next stop
Just remember, Australians, if you want to act hard and say shit, you need to be able to back it up.
>>25501362
I already have a job, but thanks for your silly made up story.
>kiwi looking name
Like, what, John, Dave, Steve.....?
>>25501440
>NZ are the sensitive ones while Australians literally die when they try to fight Kiwis
KEK.
Try to disguise your anal pains a bit better next time.
>>25501610
Why wouldn't you move here? Easy money because nobody wants to employ useless bogans or entitled millenial hipsters. Easy pussy because Australian men are mostly permanent manchildren.
What's not to like?
>>25501654
Names like Teketi Haupatanga or some shit like that.
The white ones you can weed out over the phone!
>>25501330
Why would I want to beat you? I'm not competing with you at all, couldn't give less of a shit about you lmao.
>>25501617
HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAA
>>25501738
>he thinks all kiwis are Maori!
Is your imaginary business supplying forklift drivers or something?
>>25501610
Go to a doctor, act sullen and depressed - say that you feel life isnt worth living and you can't get out of bed in the morning.
They'll give you a 3 month medical exemption from any work schemes or having to jobseek.
Once the 3 months is up go back to the doctor and voila.
Rinse and repeat.
This argument shouldn't be
New Zealand is gay, end of thread
>>25501768
>I don't care that's why I replied and I'm going out of my way to make sure you know how little I give a shit.
Oh dear.
>>25501800
NZ is so gay they come to my country and fuck all my women because I'm too busy wanking over footy players.
>>25501771
>White kiwis acting alpha when their ancestors literally were the only British fleet to ever get their asses kicked by a native race.
>>25501831
You're gay and so is New Zealand
>>25501806
Why does it take giving a shit to literally type a 30 second reply to a moron on the internet?
>>25500043
Wouldn't get me over there even if it was 2400. Pants-on-head retarded AU government can keep ALL you fat useless NEET neckbeards.
>>25501836
Our ancestors were the English who could afford to leave your depressing shithole of a country, not your soldier scum ancestors who got thoroughly thrashed and sent home crying.
Most of us are quite proud that the Maori stood up for themselves.
>>25500773
>Typical new zealander
>.com.au
>>25501850
When you go to the effort of telling someone how little you care, everyone knows you care.
You should just stop posting now and take this as a lesson learned.
>>25501940
You can infer whatever you want from it mate :)
>>25501940
Sometimes when people say they don't care, they actually don't care
>>25501925
It's a story that happened in Australia you absolute fucking moron.
>>25501896
Aww yiss Rawhiti, please bing my wife mate!
>nzcucks
>>25501959
>being this stupid and ignorant of simple social conventions.
>>25501966
And then they keep posting to tell you how much they don't care just in case you didn't get it the first time?
Have some dignity.
>>25502006
>simple social conventions
>implying this applys to a saudi-arabian shitposting service
come on lad
>>25502044
>things that point out how stupid and transparent I am don't count
Sheeesh.
>>25502139
but that's literally just your subjective view of what I said, how can you objectively know if I care or not?
checkmate kiwi
>>25502186
>being this desperate
I objectively know that you care because you cared enough to post about it, you continued to post, and now you're still trying this hard to pretend you didn't reveal your hand.
Checkmate? You're out of your depth, cunt. More like, Connect Four!
>>25502334
what are you even talking about at this point senpai
>>25502358
>being so BTFO that you're pretending you don't understand
Typical Australian, subhuman intellect.
>>25500043
300? I only get 200 kiwibux. Can I join you?
>>25500286
>americans
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