>He pees in the bathroom stall
You would too if you were 4 cm flaccid.
>>25499202
I'm 4 inches flaccid
>>25499221
Good, you are big as my erect dick when flaccid.
>>25499238
You can't be serious
Commentnotoroginalsenpai
>>25499568
Absolutely serious.
>go into stall
>piss on the seat and toliet paper
>>25499828
>shit on seat
>
>>25499163
>he pulls his shirt all the way up to pee
>>25499163
Privacy. Silence. Beauty. No, just leave me the fuck alone for 10 secs will ya?! Too much to ask?! Too bad.
I literally can't fucking pee around other people, even if I was about to piss my pants going into the bathroom. How can I cure this sickness?
I do because I wipe afterwards unlike you filthy fuckers.
>>25499742
damn nigger that skin looks tight. how do you jack it?
> tfw I can't go if someone stands right next to me while at the urinal
>>25500109
I have this problem. What works for me... well, I picture in my mind myself pissing on someone's face. I don't know why it works, but it works.
>>25499742
Looks like someone put a glan at the end of a condom filled with spaghetti.
>sit down to pee
>wipe dick hole
>wipe ass just to check
>>25500124
this nigga knows what i'm talkin about
>>25500173
Thanks for the tip! I'll have to try that next time.
My strategy at school is to read the ads they put above the urinals to distract myself, but even then, it takes me a good 30 seconds of standing there before anything comes out.
>urine is sterile
>doesn't smell like anything if you have a good diet
>a quick shake will leave you with negligible droplets
That's why "men" who wipe their dicks are stupid
>>25500391
FUCKING LIAR REEEEEE
Every fucking time, there's always one last cocksucking drip that dribbles down my leg when I pull my pants up.
>Pissing in a fucking trough
Haha holy shit >>>/india/ is that way
