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Reminder that most girls think Adam Driver is (at most) below average in attractiveness.

Maybe you guys literally should "just b urself"
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>>25498481
>most girls
stop pretending you actually know girls anon
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>>25498481
Also, Source?
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>>25498481

those cauliflower ears. does he get into scraps a lot or what?
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>>25498481
This guy has no attractive features except his eyes. Good eyes are all you really need.
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Isn't this Kylo Ren?
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honestly, his talents are kind of wasted playing an edgelord teen sith jedi darkness.

he should be playing a young hustler trying to make it by in the rough streets of South America, like in City of God.
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Most girls think he's pretty good looking, want him to turn good and end up with Rey in the movies, and of course the most important thing than looks, confidence, height, talent and money. You are absolutely a braindead retard if you think he has a hard time fucking nearly any woman he wants.
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>>25498679

>end up with Rey

but he is Rey's brother, why would he do that?
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>>25498644
No, he is Ben Solo
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My sister said when he took off the mask she thought he was attractive.

Probably because he's jewish or has long curly hair. :/
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>>25498792
actually, if Rey is Luke's Daughter, wouldn't that make them cousins?
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>>25498827

Luke is her uncle. Rey is Leia's daughter. Rey and Kylo Ren are Jedi Twins.
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He actually looks okay there, but without all that hair he looks freakish
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>>25498541
His hair is decent and he's also tall.

Most girls wouldn't turn him down.
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>>25498865
Doesn't make sense. Why abandon ray as a child if kylo became an edgelord in his teen years? Why wouldn't rey be abandoned the time he turned? They have to be different.
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>>25498481
It's jut how they made him look in the movie. I saw him in the TV show "Girls" and although his character was repulsive, he is a very physically attractive man. That picture's really nice too.
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>>25498929

They'll probably explain how that came to be later on.

They are Jedi Twins.
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>went to see Star Wars on new years
>maybe like 15 people in the theater
>mfw Kylo takes off his mask for the first time and there was actually an audible reaction (laughing) from the audience

Vividly heard a female voice go "ICK!!"
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>>25498481
>plays the best villain in movie history

why couldn't they cast me so I could slay pussy
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He's at least a 7.5.

But I love awkward tall skinny guys.
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>>25498881
Kind of a weird face. If you think about it, most actors have weird faces. Ever seen Rob Pattinsons before? Well, proved my point, didn't I?
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Rey and Kylo Ren are Jedi Twins.

Rey's mother is Princess Leia and her father is the now deceased Han Solo.

But Han Solo probably survived because he is Han Solo.
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>watch the force awakens
>audible laughter in audience when he takes off the mask
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Because he is. That's just a professional photo, filtered + makeup.
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>>25499139

They were obviously laughing nervously because Adam Driver looks like such an intimidating sexy alpha male.
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>>25499139
cards on the table, even he is nota that ugly and his character is awesome, the scene when he takes off the mask makes it kinda funny.
I mean, you don't spect that, you spect someone like vader, and his expresion in that exact moment... whe, it was weird

still I fucking love Kylo Ren
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>>25499040

>making shit up
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>>25499091

Doesn't make more sense that she was lukes daughter but he doesn't know cause her mother keep it as a secret and dumped her?
I mean, if she's a skywalker she's destined to bring the balance
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>>25499440

They (the producers) could make it like that, but Luke doesn't have any children.

My information is from the books written years back. Han Solo and Leia have Jedi Twins and Luke Skywalker re-opens the Jedi Temple and re-opens the Order of the Jedi.

That's where the book stops.
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>>25499437
I'm sorry someone told you that you look like Adam Driver.
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he may look a little strange but he's incredibly attractive and if i could afford to dress like kylo ren i would (without the mask)
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>>25499482
If I'm not wrong, in the star wars expanded universe it's told that Luke hooks up with a woman but she doesn't tell him that she's pegnant.

I'm not 100% sure, though
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>>25499582
Everyone shitted on the EU so there's no telling now.
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>>25498881
That is one ugly motherfucker.
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>>25499582

ya either way Rey is a Skywalker. Your scenario is probably more likely than mine.

i just got my info from reading the books years ago.
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TFA was terrible,
there I said it
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Damn if he's considered ugly then what the fuck am I?
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>>25499663

it wasn't terrible, but there wasn't anything memorable about it.

except maybe Luke Skywalker. and he didn't even talk.
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>>25499663
they tried to reboot the 1st movie, but changing things to make it more... something

and with that something they make it a bad movie but as enjoyable as a scifi movie can be
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>>25498481
Who are these "most girls" you're talking about?
Your mother and sister?
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>>25499690
the only thing resembling an interesting new character was captain phasma and she barely had any lines,
too be honest my suspicion is that she had more parts originally but was overshadowing the boring mary sue so they cut it.
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>>25499682
Also ugly. Join the club.
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>>25499754

nah, she definitely didn't feel memorable tb.h.

the Alliance pilot or w/e in the beginning with Finn seemed like a major character but he just disappears until the end, so he got sidelined.

movie was just basically, Finn, Rey, Kylo and alternating side people.

They were all good, but they weren't *exceptional*.

The previous Star Wars movies sets the bar extremely high, perhaps too high.
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>>25498481
fuck he is so damn gorgeous why wont he marry me

>>25498540
theyre not cauliflower ears, they just stick out a lot which is supremely qt.

>>25498541
and his lips anon. He has super pouty lips. incredibly hair. His uneven nose is gorgeous too.Its the imperfections that make him so attractive.
and to everyone saying "Oh women find him so sexy!!!" while he DOES have fangirls, the majority of girlfriends I've talked to think he's too weird, or too angsty teenager looking. the majority opinion is that he is not attractive.
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ok, here is my biggest criticism of Kylo Ren and the actor in the new movie.

when he starts using his force powers ? it sux.

When he uses it on Rey, it sux. Like he's not convincing, he reminds of JT from Grandmas Boy acting like a robot.

Rey i think is pretty charismatic overall, but her lightsaber scene sux.

Kylo was pretty great in the Light saber snow fight, but everywhere else he was just "meh" tier.
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>>25499663

A safe, boring retread.
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>>25499872
>Rey i think is pretty charismatic overall,
she has the charisma of a dead fish
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So, Kylo Ren looks cool with his mask on, and when he's fucking shit up.

But when he talks and when he tries to be "evil", that's where he loses me. I'm talking about the scene where Kylo Ren has Rey strapped to the chair.

Kylo Ren just doesn't come off as "evil, or malevolent" convincingly, but maybe that's what the producers intended.
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>>25499921

she's just not "hot", but she has charisma to her.

Rey won't be causing any wet dreams anytime soon, just saying. But she's still likable and her character has charismatic pull.
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>>25499050

>best villain in movie history

Underage b&
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Kylo Ren plays a tough bad ass very well.

He's tall, he has a long dark cape that swishes.

He has a cool, unique lightsaber that he fucks shit up with.

and because of this, it clashes when he has talking scenes where he tries to be mr. cold evil guy.

he just comes off as emo and not evil.
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this is how i see Kylo Ren in his talking scenes.
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>>25499807
>The previous Star Wars movies sets the bar extremely high, perhaps too high.
yes "from my point of view the jedi are evil" set the bar too high.
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>>25500132

yeah him and Young Obi-Wan. Tho Luke makes a good Obi-Wan.

Luke will save it.
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>>25499872
>missing the point of Kylo Ren

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>25498481
He is though. He's an uggo deformed kike.
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>>25498881
He looks like a fucking Mexican.
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>>25500100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ltORkYAdVk

How does this movie not get more attention around here?
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>>25500285

i get it, he's supposed to exactly that - an emo kid trying to be evil.

still, his talking scenes are -too- soft.

and his attempt to look like he's using the force with his hands on Rey = fail.

as that other anon said, the "from my point of view the jedi are evil" set the bar way too high.

like the viewer just can't sympathize with Kylo Ren at all.

we just want him to fuck shit up, he's good at doing that.
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>>25500366
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ltORkYAdVk

because he's like Sheldon from Big Bang Theory - Chads pretending to be robots.

Charisma out the trenchcoat
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>>25500461
idk he is quite literally an autistic robot
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>>25498481
He's weird looking but I love that and he's super tall and his character on Girls makes him solid 10/10 perfect boyfriend material hnng. I love him!
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>>25500488

nah robots are more like the game testers that don't get a line - we're just in the background, most of us don't even look terrible we just go unnoticed, starting at 1:55 in the youtube link.

JP is most definitely not a robot.
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>>25500553
you forget the autistic part.... reminds me quite to chrischan... but sometimes reality beats fiction
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>>25500682

nah Christian Weston Chandler is an attention whore. honestly he belongs on /cgl/ and not r9k.
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>>25498541
tfw my eyes are my best features and i'm overall average but i still can't get laid
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>>25498797
Really? They made him look really young and beta in the movie.
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>>25499067
pattinson is my mancrush. fuck you
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>>25499690
>doesn't show up until the last minute of the movie
>doesn't say a fucking word
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>>25501245

and he literally saved the movie without a word.

a steady look is all it takes.
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adam has a really long midface
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>>25498481
Hes ugly and weird looking by average standards. The guy looks like someone who would be posted in a cringe thread wearing a red leather jacket and talking about class and how good he treats women.

He looks like the physical manifestation of /r9k/
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>>25498881
>that wide, fat potato face
>those small almond shaped eyes
>that uneven slanted jaw
>that long gangly hair

He's a 3/10 male and only ugly robots and mentally I'll bitches say he is attractive. Probably gets laid by a lot of Stacie's because he was in a movie though.
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>this guy's considered ugly
I really need to leave this place. I don't care if it's all true, the insecurity it has instilled in me is fucking crippling.
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>I look like a beardless, bigger-nosed, smaller-eared version of him with worse hair

Maybe I can at least work it to score some hot topic tier pussy for a few months

Probably not
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>>25498481
so you're telling me that starring in the most anticipated film of the year STILL isn't good enough to get girls?
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>>25503477
if you want hot topic tier pussy you literally only have to paint your nails black, then some ugly fat goth bitch will think you're cool
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https://www.reddit.com/r/LadyBoners/comments/3ynv9y/adam_driver_kylo_ren_carrying_a_goat/

This should serve as a reminder that as long as you are tall, you are attractive. He fits the tall, dark and handsome narrative well.
Manlets always lose.
Manlets, when will they learn?
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>>25498481
Even an average male can net himself a 10/10 wife.

What is your point?
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>>25504741
He's famous.
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>>25504801
So is she. What is your point? She could have any man she wants.
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>>25504741
He's considered far below average but she's a 10/10? Fuck it man, the game is rigged.
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>>25504848
no she can't.

men don't give a shit about that.
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>>25504848
She isn't though. She's been in a few low budget shorts and that's it
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>>25503219
jealous

I'd go out with him
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