PLEASE WAKE UP JAKE YOU HAVE BEEN IN A COMA FOR THE LAST 12 YEARS

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2016-01-05 00:27:17 Post No. 25498430
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Anonymous 2016-01-05 00:27:17 Post No. 25498430 [Report]

PLEASE WAKE UP JAKE
YOU HAVE BEEN IN A COMA FOR THE LAST 12 YEARS
PLEASE JAKE, YOUR PARENTS LOVE YOU VERY MUCH
PLEASE WAKE UP

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Anonymous 2016-01-05 00:28:35 Post No.25498458
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>>25498430
my name's not Jake you cunt

>tfw not in a coma
>will never wake up as a twelve year old and get to re-do life

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Anonymous 2016-01-05 00:28:39 Post No.25498460
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Anonymous 2016-01-05 00:28:39 Post No.25498460 [Report]

I'm not Jake, I'm Kris.

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Anonymous 2016-01-05 00:30:02 Post No.25498494
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Anonymous 2016-01-05 00:30:02 Post No.25498494 [Report]

>>25498430
THIS. THREAD. IS. EPIC.

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Anonymous 2016-01-05 00:30:25 Post No.25498505
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>finally find the courage to shoot myself in the head
>wake up again in 1999 as a child

who would have guessed

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Anonymous 2016-01-05 00:35:54 Post No.25498631
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Anonymous 2016-01-05 00:35:54 Post No.25498631 [Report]

>>25498430
>tfw jake
so if this is true how do i wake up

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Anonymous 2016-01-05 00:37:24 Post No.25498664
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fuuckkkkkk im jake. this post has fucked me up so much

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Anonymous 2016-01-05 00:39:24 Post No.25498710
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Anonymous 2016-01-05 00:39:24 Post No.25498710 [Report]

>>25498664
me too. what should we do?

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Anonymous 2016-01-05 00:41:53 Post No.25498766
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>>25498710
shhhieeeettttt. i don't know. can it be any worse than how things are now.

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Anonymous 2016-01-05 00:54:22 Post No.25499046
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>>25498430

IF YOU CAN SEE THIS, READ THIS CAREFULLY. MY NAME IS DR ROSEN, AND I'M PIONEERING A RADICAL NEW TECHNIQUE.

BRAIN SCANS HAVE SHOWN THAT YOU LIVE IN A CONSTRUCTED REALITY WHERE YOU SPEND HOURS EVERY DAY POSTING INANE SHIT ON AN ANIME FORUM.

THAT'S FUCKED UP. IT'S NO WAY TO LIVE. PLEADE WAKE UP.

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Anonymous 2016-01-05 00:56:49 Post No.25499099
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>>25499046
this is stupid but it made me kek somehow