>"Anon, I need you to promise that you're not just using me as a 'practice girlfriend.'"
what do
>>25498259
repost shit threads on /r9k/
>>25498259
THIS THREAD IS LITERALLY THE EMBODIMENT OF ME
I HATE MY LIFE AND I HOEP I DIE THX 2U OP
JESUS CHRIST I EVEN LOOK LIKE PIC RELATED AND SAID THE SAME EXACT THING
>"baby, i'm done with practice, this time i'm playing for ranked points."
I can't promise you that because it'd be a lie.
>>25498278
>mfw I successfully toasted another roastie
Shut up Meg
>>25498259
lie and say you love her
>"Anon, wake up! I had this awful dream that you left me and that you were with this other girl and that you were only using me for practice all this time! Tell me that's not true, Anon!"
ten seconds
what do
>>25498278
>I EVEN LOOK LIKE PIC RELATED
post pic
>>25498278
Post pics and we'll see
fuck her silly making sure not to create baby and then get a real gf
>>25498725
She's posted here more than eggman and you need a pic? Kill yourself my man
>>25498278
OP pic is miles more attractive than you, Ms. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
Reminder that if you are able to get a gf PERIOD you are a fucking normie and need to go back to 9gag or wherever the fuck you came from.
>>25498801
nah I think I'll stay, thanks bro
>>25498259
what the fuck is that a genderbent eggman
>>25498785
Fugggggggg
;_;bf is rusing me then?
I think she's pretty to be honest with you fampai
>>25498278
>hates life
>tripfag
interesting...
>>25498294
>>25498442
>>25498748
>>25498841
>>25498843
>>25498822
fuck you all shes cute
>>25498259
Kind of looks like my oneitis toby on nest except she doesn't have horrible bleached hair. The last thing I was in was kind of a practice relationship, but I ended up getting attached and cucked.
Failed normie here. Just wanted to confirm that practice girlfriends are totally a thing and it isn't just trolling.
Usually the practice gf is acquired, used and discarded before 20 years old, then the guy moves onto girls he's actually attracted to.
>>25498822
The crazy thing is no one fucking cares
>>25498278
Well, what is a thread without mystery coming out of nowhere and making it all about herself.
>>25498278
Find someone who wants a baby
Offer your womb
Get knocked up stay together be happy
>AND SAID THE SAME EXACT THING
Oh fuck my condolences
>>25498843
Post feet
I want to cum on them
>>25498278
No one feels bad for you.
>>25498952
look at all these (You)s i've collected already! I love the practice gf meme
>>25498843
>bf is rusing me then
>has a bf
>claims to be a robot
Even f-eggman is getting companionship
>>25499009
You're not funny or cute. Even though in your mind you're just a silly girl troll and this is just another facet to your very complex personality, in reality, it's very obvious that no one irl would actually like you
>>25499009
heres another one!
Well gang, it looks like we have another mystery on our hands!
>>25499066
>it's very obvious that no one irl would actually like you
if i was likeable and a decent person, do you think i'd be here?
>>25499110
No you'd be married with kids not making miserable people more miserable.
>>25499110
Considering you tripfag for the sole purpose of pointing out you're a girl, yes.
>>25499110
I'll date you.I'm not white, but the offer stands.
>>25499252
>he thinks she needs a bf
>he thinks she'd date out of her race
>>25499161
>making miserable people more miserable
>>25499363
>being a girl is so hard
Fuck off, no one is buying into your sob story. If you want your ego sucked off try soc.
>>25498259
Break up with her NOW. You're probably like 20, right dude? I know you think your frustration with girls makes you a "beta" or whatever, but this shit is a lot more common than you think. You'll get over it. In a few years picking up girls will be so much easier. Hell, you've already got the fucking practice gf! Don't ruin some innocent girl's year because of your fucking delusional insecurities.
Don't worry mystery Canada still loves you.
>>25498278
do you have any idea what kind of confidence boost it is for a guy to make some slut lick his ass and other degrading shit? he is going to dump you as soon as he's done fucking you.
>>25499435
>>25499457
STOP BEING MEAN ON HER
>>25499435
idk m8 it's pretty hard
>>25499457
you reckon i should become celibate?
>>25499443
>year
more like yearsotherwise good post
>>25498259
>practice gf
this meme needs to die
>>25498725
>>25498622
>being this new
>not knowing mystery fetal alcohol syndrome face
Its been plastered everywhere now
>Stupid robots think you can't get a girlfriend, but even people with down syndrome can
>Let's ignore all the women who are not 10/10 and cry about it on the internet
Bitch, please. I have average looks and chubby virgin girls still approach me.
>>25499556
it's not a meme, it's the way for a beta robot to become an alpha chad
it's just like an RPG - you don't start off fighting the ultimate demigod boss, you start off with filthy disgusting mudcrabs
>>25499533
Yeah, having anons throw themselves at you must be pretty rough. Fuckin cry more why dont you.
>>25499637
>women are enemies to be defeated
wew lad
>>25499680
Then how should i treat them, m'lady? :^)
>>25499533
You're the tard who stayed with someone you thought was untrustworthy, if you have to ask if you're the practice gf the question answers itself.
>more like years
And how many times did you forgive him because you have no self-respect? And how long do you think it takes before you realize 'holy shit he really isn't gonna marry me and doesn't give a fuck about me'. I'll never understand why women will cling to men for nigh on a decade with the delusion that one day he'll pop the question.
>>25499705
you should never talk to a woman ever again in your life
>>25498259
Play oblivious and ask what a practice girlfriend even is
>>25499743
that's a fucking cute as shit dog, famicom
>>25499743
So i should be a raging homo. Got it. Thanks for your sage advice. Should i just ignore and avoid women from now on?
>>25499717
I'm still debating about whether or not I should dissect this misinformed mess of a post and tbqh I'm just too lazy
>>25499777
I prescribe trap porn, then work your way up from there
>>25499779
Why dont you post pics of your body anymore?
>>25499637
>implying robots can get any form of gf
fuck off normie
>>25499768
yeah sharpeis are pretty cute, too bad they are assholes
>>25499798
Up to what? Giant dongs, or back to roasties? i apologize in advance for questioning your diagnosis, Dr. Mystery
>>25499863
>too bad they are assholes
how so?
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
>>25499898
they're kind of a meme dog, like huskies. beautiful and stuff but really aggressive and hard to train, not for the babby dog owner
but i mean i guess that doesn't make them assholes, just the ones that end up falling into the hands of newbie owners who train them poorly
>tfw dogsat a sharpei who pulled like a madman on walks
>>25499894
Giant dogs. Give up on women for good.
t. doctor
>>25499779
Don't, no one wants to hear you blame shitty people you decided to date.
>implying you're my girlfriend
I never said we were exclusive.
>>25499979
B-but what if i already have a gf?
>>25498259
i honestly think she doesnt look that bad. pretty sure she could be a 7/10 at least in rl.
>>25498259
of course not sweaty
>>25499998
Dump her or make her get a phalloplasty.
>>25500024
>sweaty
she's not that sweaty
>>25500030
Dropped the related picture, family
>>25500030
I guess i'll talk to her about the second one then. Thanks Dr. Mystery!
>tfw no David Foster Wallace gf
>>25500047
To be honest I wonder why they don't put a stint in the fake-dick to at least make it fuckable. When it's just a floppy meat sausage it serves no purpose.
>talking to myself about dickoplasty on a botswanian tar sand drilling board
>>25500061
are you watching my online browsing activities?
>>25498259
You talked shit about my leaderfu.
>>25500093
They do.
>>25500047
wtf is that?
original
>>25500047
You know, I don't really think trans people in general are mentally ill, it sounds like something more challenging than I'll probably ever have to deal with
Someone who really wants to get this done, though, must be mentally ill
>>25500093
Well, i dunno how having it be at least mostly hard all the time would work. And it is odd that you would talk about dick surgeries to yourself. I guess i'm here talking about it though, so you're not alone now
>>25498259
Honestly I'd promise her that she's not a practice girl, because I think she's seriously fucking cute and hot.
>>25500137
your gfs future vagaina
>>25500172
That's not the patient that you were helping previously, Doc. Because that patient is me. Also, why post dogs so much?
>>25500093
They do. that one isn't finished. it will have a head in the end too.
>>25500222
i love dogs m8.
she is pretty kawaii desu.
>>25500047
looks like an unrolled tub of Pillsbury crescents desu
stop posting these bee-stung nosebridge gay ass dogs
ITT: The mindless cycle of teenage fuckery
Girl gets hurt by asshole - Girl becomes bitch - Bitch hurts a boy - Boy becomes asshole - Asshole hurts a girl - Girl becomes bitch . . . And so on and so on and so on.
I hope getting your meat parts stroked was worth it, everybody.
>>25498259
>practice girlfriend
Is this a new meme
Is this a new meme
Is this a new meme
>>25499680
>tfw no qt pig to pet
Also why do you hate men? It isn't nice
>>25498259
drop the problem glasses and get rid of the hat and she's pretty cute desu
>>25500242
>it will have a head in the end too
>>25500243
I like them too, although i'm a bit ignorant on breed names and stuff. I've been thinking on getting a cat though lately, i've never had one and they intrigue me
>>25500284
someone hurt her once and now she has to hate all men forever
mystery one day i will rape you till you lose consciousness and i'll cum on your feet
>>25500294
Thanks for sharing, upvoted.
>>25500264
i identify as a bee-stung nosebridge gay ass dog and you have to respect my identity
What even is that? Please elaborate.
>>25500325
Thanks amigo, i really love the attention
>>25499515
I'm gunna mean all over here ;^))))
>>25500270
Mystery hasn't hurt anyone she just shitposts.
>>25500307
no, I just see things for what they are
>>25500390
what kind of dog is this
>>25500418
the kind of dog that wants you to read the thread
>>25500418
A fat one
>>25500390
You are just as retarded as the other bitter aspies on this board. You belong here.
It's funny because every boyfriend is a practice boyfriend for women, until the next richer or better looking guy comes along.
>>25500442
fuck u
lkjh
>>25500442
I hope you die fucking roastie whore
>Originality is the first sin
>>25500620
Why do you feel this way?
t. doctor
>>25500390
you see things the way i see them, good luck. its a shame that robots will hate your guts for acknowledging the truth that could save them.
>>25500418
Shar Pei
Faggot
>>25500653
You do realize almost everyone on here hates you right?
>>25500653
Pretty much what >>25500753 said
All you do is fish for (you)s and shitpost
Also you act like you're female
>>25500753
Not this gal: >>25500722
>>25500753
>>25500822
why are you so mean. your just jealous you will never have someone as pretty as mystery.
>>25500824
Fuck, i can related to pic related. I punched a hole in my wall when i saw pic related. If someone were to dox you post your address on here, i can grantee you someone will find you and kill you. Fuck, i'd do it myself if you lived in Australia
tl;dr kill yourself
>>25500920
>wanting to be in my testimonials folder this fucking badly
i mean, all you had to do was ask
>>25500969
fuck you have long toes like an ape
>>25500920
>mystery.jpg is literally eggwoman
Amazing.
>>25500969
You're collecting evidence against robots? Why, can't handle the banter?
>>25501056
not evidence, i just like screencapping amusing things people have said about me
>butthurt mystery in this thread
I can't believe she's a real person. Then again, she is a woman.
>>25501099
where am i butthurt?
>>25501092
>hurrr i like the attention xD
>>25501092
>>25501092
OH YEAH, WELL YOU HAVE A VAGINA.
>>25501099
>>butthurt mystery
I'd like to make her butt hurt if you know what I mean.
Are you capping this mystery?
I want to cum inside of you
>>25501092
Why? Masturbatory purposes?
>>25501120
would you be butthurt if i posted your nudes?
>>25500992
actually the further evolved races (roman/germanic/scandinavian) have longer toes than others
>>25501141
Nothing quite like a sad wank.Althoigh, I think that is the only kind of wank that exists.
>>25500969
REEThis was a very original comment
>>25501148
please please please pleasepleasepleaseppleaplea post her nudes please please post her nudes post hre nuderpost nuder herpost nudesper her pudes
>>25500920
I'll fuck you Mystery. Can someone post some of her full body pics? I don't lurk this board enough to see much of her.
>>25501141
it makes me feel kind of giddy when i see how strongly people feel about me
>>25501167
Not after 60 mgs of adderal
>>25500887
Implying I want a fugly 3DPD whore
Here's your you mystery.jpg in disguise
holy fuck r9k this is my first post here ever but what the fuck why do you guys have a tripfag thats
>tumblr the literal poster
who is this mystery whore and why is she here
>>25501148
I wouldn't.
>>25501202
Those hurt my stomach.
>>25501199
>it makes me feel kind of giddy when i see how strongly people feel about me
This made me laugh pretty hard.
>can't get people to care about you
>at least you can get them to hate you
c'est la vie
>>25501199
>Implying it's not just memes
Get over yourself man.
>>25501197
Literally everybody here would fuck her yet she acts like she has no one and posts hurr i'm ugly and lonely hurr no bf hurr
>mystery complains about being alone/loney a robot etc
>has a boyfriend and shes decent looking
so its mental issues then yeah?
>>25501272
Her forehead could signal boats off the shore, when did she camwhore?
>>25498259
I promise debbie. NOW MAKE ME A FUCKIN' SANDWICH!
>>25501328
>no loyal white trash gf who will never leave you and love you unflinchingly
Obviously the true test of love is if you give her a black eye she lies to cops for you.
>>25501247
>I wouldn't.
so it's fine, then? okay.
i bet you reported this thread now
>>25501316
I hope you didn't camwhore otherwise I'd lose a lot of respect for you.
>>25501272
If she lives near Boston MA I'll totally take her on a date.
>>25501402
She does but never shows anything, such a fucking cock teasing cunt
>>25501415
>>25501272
>>25501274
she's a lesbian, read her 2013 posts
>>25501415
Ayyyy roslindale here. Get me pills pls?
>>25501272
So is she like some /soc/ slut who couldn't stay in her containment board
>>25501442
> read her 2013 posts
no ty anon
Then I guess shes just as bad as us robots at getting a gf
>>25501442
Girls pretend to be lesbians mate, they do it for the attention
>>25498259
I would promise you that if your hair didn't look like literal burned shit.
>>25501469
>heaven
It's been a while. Remember how you used to shit up every thread I made?!?!?!
>>25501432
I guess everyone makes mistakes
>>25501442
>lesbians
>a real thing
>>25498259
Op?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2krW8uaB_wo
>>25501474
like a blue-hair dyke lesbian
>>25501386
why would I report this thread?
>>25501474
does it smell like chads semen in between there?
>>25501521
I cant tell if this is a joke or not. Ive been here too long and too little.
>>25498259
Her pupils suggest that she's on meth. Me and her might get along good.
>>25501521
Heaven is irrelevant these days
Now it's just shitposting all around
>>25498843
wouldnt surprise me T B H
