My girlfriend is cute and smart and she's an anime faggot

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2016-01-04 23:40:01 Post No. 25497251
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Anonymous 2016-01-04 23:40:01 Post No. 25497251 [Report]

My girlfriend is cute and smart and she's an anime faggot like me
The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the fuck on
so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could fuck all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother)
so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was fucking hot

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Anonymous 2016-01-05 00:00:34 Post No.25497728
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Anonymous 2016-01-05 00:00:34 Post No.25497728 [Report]

>>25497251
same
(original commenterino)

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Anonymous 2016-01-05 01:03:56 Post No.25499267
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>>25497251
This fucking pasta is getting old

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Anonymous 2016-01-05 01:13:15 Post No.25499466
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>>25497251
My is gf is considerably younger than me and says this kinda shit in the lewdest voice sometimes. I don't even watch anime but when she does it i get diamond hard everytime. I don't even know what half of what she says mean

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Anonymous 2016-01-05 01:40:05 Post No.25500059
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>>25497251
Onii-chan means big brother
Onee-chan means big sister

step it up, do you even weeb? She'd be your imouto.

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Anonymous 2016-01-05 01:45:39 Post No.25500176
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Anonymous 2016-01-05 01:45:39 Post No.25500176 [Report]

>>25500059
Teach me how to weeb, I don't know how

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Anonymous 2016-01-05 02:10:25 Post No.25500755
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Anonymous 2016-01-05 02:10:25 Post No.25500755 [Report]

>>25499466
>dont know anime
>srill surfs an origami image board

G8 b8 m8

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Anonymous 2016-01-05 02:14:03 Post No.25500847
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>>25500059
this, you ruined it for me.
>tfw doomed to never have a gf cause i only want to fuck my little sister (who doesnt exist) or someone who is really into pretending that i'm their big brother

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Anonymous 2016-01-05 02:19:46 Post No.25501005
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>>25497251
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suck my balls muted comment warning.

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Anonymous 2016-01-05 02:32:42 Post No.25501366
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>>25497251
Op your gf is not real, just face it... Also baka