when did you first masturbate /r9k/ how did you discover it?
>be 13
>be at friends house
>he says "hey anon do you fancy watching the porn channel" (the hour of porn adverts that are on an hour before midnight on seedy freeview tv's
>"sure okay"
>girl in tight underwear starts dancing around playing with a vibrator on the advert
>he starets moving his hand under the covers where is crotch is
>"hey what you doing"
>"Anon its called weenie tending my mum says"
>"oh okay ill do it too"
>later on that evening i came for the first time and me and my friend both cried when we did because it felt funny
whats your story /r9k/
I was 10 and my friend was 11. He showed me the porn site kaktuz or something like that. then we jerked it in his room.
>go on holiday with family across country
>about 13 at the time
>stepsister (also 13) and I have to share a bed
>she's wearing her dad's shirt and lacy purple underwear
>I'm wearing pajama pants
>she hugs me in her sleep
>wake up
>my hand is on her tits, another between her legs
>holy fuck.jpeg
>penis becomes diamonds
>feel it starting to throb
>hit puberty a year before and have never ejaculated so it's mind blowing and agonizing at the same time
>cum all over pajama bottoms
>tangled with stepsister
>spend two hours untangling very slowly
>body is numb from uncomfortable position
>if she wakes up I'm fucked
>finally get up and go to bathroom covered in sweat
>balls still throbing
>drink lots of water
>back to bed
>she's in my space
>sleep on cold, hard floor
>realise the first time I came I was a few metres away from my mother
>still filled with shame when I think about it
I was 12 and in the shower after watching Ace Ventura the day before. I had no idea what was going on in the scene where Jim Carey is masturbating in the tent, but did make out that he was tugging at something. I was curious and thought he was tugging at his dick, so I began doing the same in the shower.
>12 years old
>having a dream
>have two dicks
>huge boners, like 12 inches long both
>wrap them in plastic wrap
>pull on them until they get even longer
>feels good man
>wake up
>slightly confused, definitely horny
>pretty sure the devil gave me that dream
>go into kitchen
>try to nonchalantly grab the plastic wrap
>take it to my room
>wrap it and start tugging
>oh shit this is awesome
>cum
>clean up with tissue
>keep using plastic wrap for a few days
>then start using tissue, menstrual pads, anything I can wrap around dick
I'm still pretty sure the devil gave me that dream.
>>25497225
whoa I had a very similar experience, except I was 11.
>sleeping over friends house (she's a girl 2 years older than me)
>shared the bed
>I was very clingy when i slept...
>look at her flat chested boobs while she was sleeping
>diamonds
>wondered what it meant
>started becoming awkward around her and we stopped being friends after a while
>puberty started hitting harder, deep voice at 12
>first cummed in the shower thinking about her sweet ass
>feel pedo thinking about it 12 years later
I remember vividly how I learned to masturbate. It was the 7th grade and a friend of mine (I think he was gay) asked me if I knew what masturbation was. I said no and he talked about some commercial that was on at the time and the sexy ladies in it. He asked me if I wanted to "do things" with said ladies and I answered yes. He said if you pull on your dick it feels good and that was masturbating.
I went home that night and turned on the L word or some shit like that and grabbed my dick just under the tip with my thumb and index finger. I had no idea what I was doing and since I was circumcised I just kept tugging at the same spot. I chaffed the hell out of my dick and had a scab for like a week. After it healed I tried some moisturizer and came buckets.
No greentext because I'm bored and felt like writing a personal blog post
>>25496792
>10
>walked in on 12 year old brother jacking on old >slow computer
>he tries to convince me to do it
>say no and leave
>later see hot grl with big boobies on tv
>get boner
>remember what my brother was doing
>no one was home so i jacked for like two hours until climax but no cum since no puberty yet
>overwhelmed with shame and guilt
>eventually tell mom about it and it made her >feel awkward she was ok with it though and said that all boys do it
Really young, probably about 8/9. Didn't have access to porn but eventually realised that kneading my dick felt bretty gud. The logical conclusion of this was to rub my dick on everything and occasionally put action men down my pants (no homo) and jiggle them around for variety
Within the next couple of years I found the five knuckle shuffle chafed far less and it's been my goto method ever since.
>started playing with my dick around age 12
>had some kind of hang-up about not wanting to cum
>would edge almost to the point of no return and then stop
>did this for months, I distinctly remember doing it in at least 3 houses (mom's and dad's, dad had moved during that time)
>one day sitting on floor naked in bathroom which was carpeted for some fuckin reason
>started edging
>something snapped in me and I didn't stop like usual
>for some reason as the first spurt erupted I actually said "cum" out loud
>surprisingly it wasn't that good of an orgasm, you'd think after edging for months it would be mindblowing
