>basically the janitor for facebook. my job is to delete offensive material and ban people.
>have access to private messages and photos of everyone
>notice that girls send heaps of nudes to guys.
>also notice heaps of guys beg for nudes and like sending pics of their dick
...
>start getting curious about people i know.
>no surprises. the girls i know also send out heaps of nudes.
>get curious about the ultra religious and innocent girls i know
>mfw these innocent girls are the biggest whores of all.
>look at a muslim friend... surely she doesnt do it?
>she does.
it only gets worse.
>look at my best bud.
>i idolize him. stand up guy.
>discover he has been cheating on his highschool sweetheart of 10 yrs.
>he sexts underage girls.
>not the guy i thought he was.
I feel terrible. My whole world has been shattered. I feel like I can't trust anyone or anything anymore. It's as if everything is a lie. People put up a front, but behind that they are monsters.
Can you check someone for me pls
Takes forever to find a real friend brobot
>basically the janitor for facebook. my job is to delete offensive material and ban people.
>have access to private messages and photos of everyone
If you really are the janitor of facebook. I wonder if you've come across my friends chat. We post pretty much anything that isn't illegal. My friend posts a lot of furry porn, other friend posts lolis, etc.
It's a good feel that the mods of facebook use our chat to jerk off and save content.
>>25496712
That sounds like a very comfortable and enlightening job. Do you get to work from home? Who would i go about getting a job like that? Could you recommend me?
Also sorry about having your worldview shattered. Everyone puts on a mask. At the base people are basically animals. This shit is just animals playing with animals. Take solace that there are people out there who try to live virtuously, they just aren't the majority.
>>25496906
>everyone puts on a mask
Except not. That's why some of us find it weird when we discover shit about people that contradicts the image they're trying to build in other people's minds. The person I portray in public and the person I am in private are identical. I'm not gonna lie if someone asks me if I jerk off, which is as about as degenerate as I get.
All the conniving manipulative shit is definitely weird to find out about.
Do a lot of the white girls you check up on fuck black men behind their white bf's back?
>>25496975
>All the conniving manipulative shit is definitely weird to find out about.
What conniving manipulative shit? People exchanging nude pics?
>>25496975
You could have a mask on and just not realize. I don't think I put up a mask most of the time but have to have some doubt in myself if I'm gonna try to be self-aware about it. I can't really tell with myself to be honest
>>25496868
It has to be reported for it to come to our attention. We aren't meant to view messages and whatnot that is unrelated to the report, but people do.
I don't save anything. I just look. Too scared of the potential legal repercussions if I were caught.
>>25496906
I don't work from home. Its basically a customer service job.
>>25497030
Not really, no. At least not in my circle of friends. Blacks and Chads really aren't that great at sexting. The guys getting the most nudes are the hipster looking guys.
>>25497088
From what I've seen it's men who are really manipulative.
>>25497253
How would I go about getting a job like that? Could you direct me please? I'll give you a not so rare pepe.
>>25496712
C-can you see if my oneitis has sent out noods? I need to know.
People actually send nudes over Facebook? Why not just text them or use snapchat?
>>25497253
Knowing the truth must feel like shit. So is the best option to avoid the facebook jews is not to post anything at all?
>>25497508
same reason '123456' is still the most commonly used password
people are kinda stupid
>>25497253
Yeah, but manipulative in what way?
>>25497425
Look for job postings mentioning content moderator
>>25497508
People talk all the time in private messages. One thing leads to another.
>>25497688
Telling lies to get what they want. Trying to guilt trip women into sending pictures. Sometimes threats too.
I guess women do this too in some form or another
>>25497863
What's the craziest thing you've seen?
>>25496712
PLEASE post the Muslim ones
>>25496712
>heaps
Aussie detected
>>25498280
Time to disregard thread?
>>25497088
People pretending to be people they're not. Do you make up the opinion of someone you disagree with to be magically right in every discussion?
I never understood how do you build up the conversation towards asking for nudes.
>>25497863
Portraying yourself as not a slut but being a slut in private is more manipulative than anything a man can do on social media.
>>25498613
The conversation has to turn sexual first. Flirt and then escalate as she escalates.
do you have to have a normiebook account to get the job
>>25498659
I'm calling bait unless you can at least post a screen blocking out anything that we can't see for whatever reason. I can't begin to believe that someone is in the position of being a facebook janitor.
>>25499148
Wrong you. I'm not him.
Someone has to delete posts or photos, though. Sounds real enough.
>>25499207
That's like a fucking gold mine.
>>25499224
This is what a low level engineer at Google could do:
http://www.businessinsider.com/google-engineer-stalked-teens-spied-on-chats-2010-9
Bradley Manning? Low level enlisted man.
Edward Snowden? Low level contractor.
Why would Facebook be any better?
what do you think of my profile?
the caption of the pepe is "merree christmas, normies"
>>25499500
oops forgot the picture
>>25497508
i've gotten nudes from two girls on facebook
I do think it's a thin line between "begging" and being a little manipulative, i also try to be funny and charming as fuck and act like i really want it, but it isn't like this big deal if she dont send it either, you know? I think it makes them insecure or something. With both girls we were fare away from each other and unable to meet at the time, which definetly helped a lot i think.
This is a copy past translation from one chat, might sound unnatural cus we use a lot of "slang" in my language when chatting. This is a bit fare out in the conversation too and i've already asked her for a picture of her boobs, which is why she mentions it:
>Her: Haha, I'm sure there's other girls there than you can seduce
> none like you
>Her: aww, i'm sure you'll find someone
>I'm working on it right now here on facebook
>Her: hahaha rly?
>Her: so where are you, exactly?
>at "name of place",there's been a snowstorm for two days now, cant even hit the slopes because of it, kinda sucks
>Her: ahh yeah : /
> i'm in his cabin with my family right now, all snowed in. Glad i bingwatched all those episodes of Ultimate survival
>Her: looool
>and i only need one thing to survive...
>Her: A picture of my boobs?
>Well..if you're insisting i'm not gonna say no
>Her: Nooooo hahaa
>okok, you don't have to send me the picture. For me it's enough just talking with such an intelligent, beautiful woman
>Her: barffff :P
>haha yeye, i had to give it one last shot. Gonna call it, it was truly nice talking to you again btw, it's been too long, forgot how much fun you are. let's grab a soda when i'm bck in town
>Her: yeah same, i would like that <3
>Her: a soda, lol
>like 3-4 mintutes passed
>Her:Something to get you through the night *picture*
kinda cringy looking when i typed this out (or hell that i even took the time), but what works, works
>>25499462
My god. I used to snoop on all my ex girlfriends Facebook's and it always gave me an indescribable rush of euphoria.
>>25499883
Hacked their accounts or worked for Facebook?
>>25498637
Butthurt beta detected
>>25499961
not the guy you replied to but when you could get someones email from their profile it was pretty easy to get access to their email and account
>Janitor has fantasies of being paid again.
>>25500066
Through what methods?
>>25499961
The former, keylogging software.
>>25496712
I'd pay to have a job like that...
>>25500585
Actually you don't even have to pay at all!
>>25496712
bullshit
absolutely bullshit
>>25499148
Not him and I'm probably too late to stay relevant, but that is literally exactly what you do to get nudes or get anywhere with a girl.
>>25500066
Aye through what methods
